[TimQuote <1>] :: [15:30] (@gullwiredragged): In reference to the meaningless of life not being negative, I came to the realisation while reading Faulkner that the truth is that life the universe and everything are meaningless, but also profound and beautiful ::[TimQuote <2>] :: [16:34] (@jess): chatroom philosophical discourse, my philosophy teacher would be pleased ::[TimQuote <3>] :: [01:01] (@Will): Christ it's a chatbot? I thought it was Tim, and he was perhaps just a genius php autistic or something.. ::[TimQuote <4>] :: [00:14] *** merlyn509 has joined #btts :: [00:14] *** merlyn509 Quit (Killed (sprint.austnet.org (Banned from AustNet: DoS'ing clients is not acceptable here))) ::[TimQuote <5>] :: [09:25] (@Alaris): Now that we are coming to the close of our therapy session, the enicharma wants Gabe to give her impressions of herself. ::[TimQuote <6>] :: [09:21] (@Alaris): The people who go, "cute!" ::[TimQuote <7>] :: [14:53] (@whitedust): Well, about the whole situation and it's cause. ::[TimQuote <8>] :: <Cookie> Riiiiiight ::[TimQuote <9>] :: [17:22] (+TimBot): `8ball Am I the greatest TimBot ever to walk these lands? :: [17:22] (GameOP): 8ball: Am I the greatest TimBot ever to walk these lands??? Yes.!! :: [17:22] (+TimBot): Indeed. ::[TimQuote <10>] :: [23.23] (Cookie) * Cookie wishes she had chocolate chips ::[TimQuote <11>] :: <krebbe> I tend to avoid authors with Lemon in their name ::[TimQuote <12>] :: <enicharma> Obviously I can. Don't be silly. ::[TimQuote <13>] :: <Alaris-ian> You're the one who thinks I'm adorable. ::[TimQuote <14>] :: <Huginn> Are you sure you deserve the innocent award? ::[TimQuote <15>] :: [16.28] (krebbe) the will to swivel rarely leaves my system :) ::[TimQuote <16>] :: [04.49] <Alaris> I've always wanted to be a trapeze artist. ::[TimQuote <17>] :: [02:17] * krebbe disappears with a poof ::[TimQuote <18>] :: [02:56] <Huginn> I've always wondered what it'd be like with a machine... ::[TimQuote <19>] :: [22:48] <krebbe> the power is rooted in emotion - [22:49] <Cookie> i read that as the power is rooted in emoticons then - [22:49] <krebbe> :P - [22:50] <immortel> i read it as ibuprofen... ::[TimQuote <20>] :: [02:16] (@lolita): the one with the nicer ass is the real callum | [02:16] (@louisa): I'm hungry for brownies ::[TimQuote <21>] :: [05:00] <Huginn> Come on, Max. Succumb to your inner cute and fuzzy side. --- [05:00] <Huginn> Embrace the inner teddy bear! --- [05:00] <icy> Join the fuzzy side of the force --- [05:01] <Huginn> It doesn't stop until Max here starts spewing baby talk, for his own good. --- [05:01] <M_Axe> It's too busy hiding and cowering in palsied terror from the rest of me ::[TimQuote <22>] :: [05:07] <Huginn> Hey, it's okay to have a good tool around. ::[TimQuote <23>] :: [05:16] <Huginn> Don't leave us! We need feminine balance here. --- [05:17] <icy> other wise this will become a vurst fest --- [05:17] <icy> similar to oktoberfest --- [05:17] <icy> but with less oktober ::[TimQuote <24>] :: [19:34:59] louisa: I bet I wake up with my hand down my pants :: [19:35:09] lolita: oh i do that all the time ::[TimQuote <25>] :: [00:44] <Huginn> How else do we have a 5-way? --- [00:45] <Tomm> 2 hands, 1 mouth, 2 ears ::[TimQuote <26>] :: [20:38:18] louisa: well if it makes you feel any better, I think bondage is fun ::[TimQuote <27>] :: [04:17] <Dawn> was that a tumbleweed I just saw? --- [04:18] * TimBot rolls across the chatroom --- [04:18] <Cookie> I think that was a Timbleweed ::[TimQuote <28>] :: [23:19] <krebbe> ah yes, the dangers of irc pregnancy --- [23:19] <krebbe> that's how TimBot came about --- [23:19] <TimBot> Indeed. ::[TimQuote <29>] :: [17:14] <Tomm> yes, EVERYONE IN SINGAPORE IS CHARMAINE ::[TimQuote <30>] :: [17:15] <jessia> every 15 year old girl in singapore in charmaine :P ::[TimQuote <31>] :: <icy> im such a cynical bastard ::[TimQuote <32>] :: [20:13] <samuraiali> meters make you sound like a pussy outside of a physics equation ::[TimQuote <33>] :: [21:39:47] jessia: there should be something like "!orgy" ::[TimQuote <34>] :: [03:58] <Huginn> I'm coming off a math competition; it's all that can be expected. ::[TimQuote <35>] :: <Icy> I can't take multi-vitamins, I get nauseating ::[TimQuote <36>] :: <krebbe> but you do it in a more subtle way <krebbe> you make people want to give you attention :P ::[TimQuote <37>] :: [18:17] <lolita> i should either go on a killing spree or attend harvard ::[TimQuote <38>] :: [23:49] (@illaquinta): firemans are awesome ::[TimQuote <39>] :: [02:10] (@louisa): I can't believe I'm faking an orgasm on the internet :P ::[TimQuote <40>] :: [00:04:56] * illaquinta takes a hammer and smashes the hammer into little pieces ::[TimQuote <41>] :: [00:24:22] armaika: Did you come first, or did I? ::[TimQuote <42>] :: Tom_: yhou ddont want to know what imn typng this with ::[TimQuote <43>] :: [19:25:24] Tom_: thats why i love dawn :: [19:25:25] Anoria: That's a severe psychological disorder and you should have it treated immediately. ::[TimQuote <44>] :: [01:09] Anoria: lola the humanitarian [01:09] krebbe: huggy the humanitarian crisis ::[TimQuote <45>] :: [13:54] icy: I'm a psychic you know ::[TimQuote <46>] :: [13:31] Huginn: ...Well, if I infect the human race, we'll all know it's my fault. ::[TimQuote <47>] :: [13:17] krebbe: you're going to upset Chamaine! ::[TimQuote <48>] :: [13:25] evie: Why can't you just leave my frown as it is? Why does everyone turn it upside down? ::[TimQuote <49>] :: [13:34] icy: Tapestries... now there's my kind of clothing. ::[TimQuote <50>] :: [13:10] Huginn: The traitorous Jess is turning all those who would see the light of StarSphere! ::[TimQuote <51>] :: [13:27] *** krebbe has been kicked from #btts by icy: Alaris made me an offer I couldn't refuse. ::[TimQuote <52>] :: [13:43] icy: I can't believe I've been overtaken two standings in the list! ::[TimQuote <53>] :: |<-- louisa has left eu.austnet.org (Exit: VAGINA!) ::[TimQuote <54>] :: <krebbe> pimp my sraffie ::[TimQuote <55>] :: <illaquinta>we're all going to fuck each other one way or another ::[TimQuote <56>] :: <Tomm> there's a better photo of the boobage ::[TimQuote <57>] :: <krebbe>louisa has a small penis :( ::[TimQuote <58>] :: <louisa> i taste like salt <Tomm> that's not the sweat... ::[TimQuote <59>] :: [13:54] Huginn: Just kind of pangs at you, huh? ::[TimQuote <60>] :: [14:36] Alaris: The worst thing about robbing people of sleep is that they might get dark shadows under their eyes. [14:36] krebbe: I'd imagine the worst thing would be they might drive and crash their car :P ::[TimQuote <61>] :: [00:32] krebbe: would you rather I lied to you? [00:32] Cinnamony: Yes. ::[TimQuote <62>] :: [02:23] Cinnamony: A good name is half the way to a lucrative advertising campaign [02:24] Cinnamony: . [02:24] Tomm: i have a feeling you dont have the other half covered ::[TimQuote <63>] :: [03:00] illaquinta: and uhh. i found out that im 5 foot 1.5 inches [03:00] illaquinta: i thought i was taller dammit! [03:00] illaquinta: i actually hung my head just now ::[TimQuote <64>] :: [[02:54] krebbe: the night is young! [02:54] Cinnamony: The clouds you see up there? [02:54] Cinnamony: Occasionally? [02:54] Cinnamony: Are wrinkles on the face of night. ::[TimQuote <65>] :: <Tom_> pointless timquotes annoy me ::[TimQuote <66>] :: <Anoria> we need some public servant position that requires a sword ::[TimQuote <67>] :: [22:46:31] Wu-TangShogun: i was going to say exotic foods :: [22:46:33] Wu-TangShogun: but sex is fine too ::[TimQuote <68>] :: [02:01] <daniella> yeah well sorry she sucks :P ::[TimQuote <69>] :: [02:40] (@louisa): I'd ass-rape you, tom ::[TimQuote <70>] :: [23:19:31] evievievie: If I don't have any power, how am I supposed to abuse it? ::[TimQuote <71>] :: [04:20] (evievievie): People timquote me because they *love* my quotes. ::[TimQuote <72>] :: <ditz> van gough sent a piss of his ear to his love ::[TimQuote <73>] :: ceres: This girl has no tears in her. ::[TimQuote <74>] :: [10:54] Huginn: Alaris seems to speak for herself quite nicely. ::[TimQuote <75>] :: [02:02] (@jessia): i looked like a boy when i was little ::[TimQuote <76>] :: Tomm stay away from my cheeks ::[TimQuote <77>] :: [22:42:18] lola: i can get myself to land on a specific train if i concentrate enough... or if im lying down ::[TimQuote <78>] :: <clarion> if your house was built without the desire to communicate, it wouldnt look right :-P ::[TimQuote <79>] :: FAA propaganda update: [15:40] Anoria: you are definitely very far from being the worst person in the world [15:41] Anoria: you're much closer to being the best ::[TimQuote <80>] :: [22:32:21] aelfequeen: That's so...detrimental to your brain cells. ::[TimQuote <81>] :: FAA propaganda: [23:04:14] clarion: damn. my favorite singaporean is not here ::[TimQuote <82>] :: [23:56:14] clarion: egos are alot like penises... ::[TimQuote <83>] :: [02:14] <Huginn> I bet any guy (or at least most of them) will add one or two inches onto their real figure, banking on no one ever actually putting a ruler to their dicks and making sure. ::[TimQuote <84>] :: [02:26] <Huginn> Oh yeah, I'm smashed all right. High as Everest, too. ::[TimQuote <85>] :: [03:15] <jessia> !orgy --- [03:15] <jessia> and i have to get a shower --- [03:15] <Anoria> and bugger, my laundry's been done for 10 minutes --- [03:15] <Huginn> Yes, where have you been all day, anyway, Ms. Sunrise? --- [03:16] <Eleanor> i need to go to bed, actually --- [03:16] <Eleanor> blah --- [03:16] <jessia> LoL, that's not how !orgy is supposed to work ::[TimQuote <86>] :: [03:22] <Huginn> Hello? Were you not paying attention to how I was just involved in wild cybersex here? ::[TimQuote <87>] :: [22:30] <Huginn> Seriously, who am I supposed to sex now? ::[TimQuote <88>] :: [02:39:53] Aubrey: inebriated people can't spell inebreiated mr smarty pants ::[TimQuote <89>] :: [20:27] <clarion> my hair is shit-colored ::[TimQuote <90>] :: [20:37] <clarion> because i have eyebrows that look like caterpillars ---- [20:38] <Anoria> you could glue real caterpillars to your face to camouflage them? ::[TimQuote <91>] :: [00:36] <Anoria> there are a large number of people in the world more intelligent than I am, too ::[TimQuote <92>] :: FAA propaganda: [11:20] louisa: I love you, charmaine :) ::[TimQuote <93>] :: [00:02] <krebbe> just cleaned my teeth --- [00:02] <krebbe> our corridor has a permanent smell of weed now ::[TimQuote <94>] :: [00:18] <jessia> i haven't gotten a parcel since the very beginning of the term when my mom bought me a bathrobe 'cause there turned out to be a boy on my nunnery of a floor ::[TimQuote <95>] :: [21:52:55] * Anoria licks strawberry jam off of her baguette and drags timbot into a sub-broom-closet --- [21:53:10] TimBot: Lick my baguette! ::[TimQuote <96>] :: [19:12:15] krebbe: I should get a job that involves me being up all night :: [19:12:22] krebbe: like a street cleaner :: [19:12:35] krebbe: or a male prostitute ::[TimQuote <97>] :: [01:00] <Huginn> Sorry if I appear distracted, ladies, but I'm having to...pretend I'm a sperm, at the moment. ::[TimQuote <98>] :: [01:14] <Huginn> "My quest begins. It is a journey to the epididymis, coiled around my home, this testicle. Here I must mature further and continue down the path toward the prostate. Once there, I am engulfed in nourishing semen to keep me alive once I bridge the gap. All I have to do is await the Chance." ::[TimQuote <99>] :: [02:20] <louisa> I think my boobs inflate and deflate magically :P ::[TimQuote <100>] :: [22:57:42] Anoria: yes, dawn, eleanor, michael, and jess faked a 100th timquote because we're better than you. ::[TimQuote <101>] :: [22:02:40] jessia: lola, uni's fun and learningful ::[TimQuote <102>] :: [22:04:51] clarion: whitedust? :: [22:05:00] clarion: is this a drug reference? ::[TimQuote <103>] :: [22:11:23] clarion: omg no my favorite singaporean coke fiend did not just leave! :o ::[TimQuote <104>] :: [03:45] <Huginn> Everybody, raise your hand if the Internet owns your soul. ::[TimQuote <105>] :: [22:45] <clarion> the chat is like an old boyfriend to me now --- [22:46] that you had a fair breakup with --- you still like it and all --- but not as excited when he calls --- or something :-P ::[TimQuote <106>] :: [22:50:40] clarion: the chat is getting to accesorized :: [22:50:45] clarion: itll become a gay boyfriend :: [22:51:07] clarion: a gay boyfriend that looks better than you :: [22:51:11] clarion: and then ill hate it ::[TimQuote <107>] :: [23:32:08] Anoria: if ellipsises didn't exist, I would ::[TimQuote <108>] :: [20:08:43] krebbe: the death rate from used tea leaves is much lower than the media would have you believe ::[TimQuote <109>] :: [02:35] <Huginn> Snipidy do dah? --- [02:36] <Aubrey> snipidy day --- [02:36] <Aubrey> ouch that would really hurt any way --- [02:36] <Anoria> my oh my, it's a snippity day? --- [02:36] <clarion> my oh my what a wonderful day --- [02:36] <clarion> plenty of penis coming my way --- [02:36] <clarion> my oh myyy what a wonderfuuul day ::[TimQuote <110>] :: [21:58:53] metallicpink: It's my resolution to call people weird and spoilt so the words aren't solely associated with me. :) ::[TimQuote <111>] :: [03:10] <Aubrey> charmaine, why are you wearing thigh high leather boots and carrying a whip in your hand? ::[TimQuote <112>] :: [11:43] jessia: you can depend on their stupidity though... it's fairly constant and you figure out when to ignore it or whether you want to hang out with a particularily stupid boy at all ::[TimQuote <113>] :: [01:38] <Huginn> Hello. --- [01:38] <Tommm> hey, mikey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey mikey ::[TimQuote <114>] :: <clarion> whats a bollocks? ::[TimQuote <115>] :: [15:13] <hazelcalico> The second thing AlarisBot must do, besides recording FAA propaganda, is to scream people's names in rebuke. --- [15.13] <hazelcalico> In CAPITAL LETTERS. ::[TimQuote <116>] :: FAA Propaganda Update: [15:19] <hazelcalico> I like instigating people to kill other people. ::[TimQuote <117>] :: [00:49] * Tomm inserts earphone into his nose --- [00:50] * Tomm has come to the conclusion that noses should be used exclusively for smelling ::[TimQuote <118>] :: [02:29] <Tomm> i wish i had a local brothel --- [02:29] <Huginn> Don't we all. ::[TimQuote <119>] :: [04:16] <Tomm_> oh, there once was a tim, and he sexed me on a whim. yes i had sex with tim, and it was very grim ::[TimQuote <120>] :: *TimBot circumcises Huginn* <TimBot>snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip.... ::[TimQuote <121>] :: [04:41] <Huginn> I'm just not in the market for gay mechanical boyfriends, sorry. ::[TimQuote <122>] :: [00:10] * clarion punts on war pant ::[TimQuote <123>] :: [20:28:54] clarion: how do you spell static? ::[TimQuote <125>] :: [18:27] <Huginn> Two Lolas! My dream has come to pass! :: [18:29] <clarion_> quite often ::[TimQuote <126>] :: [19:13:53] clarion_: i roll my undies :: [19:14:03] clarion_: they look like little bundles of joy ::[TimQuote <127>] :: [19:49:13] Eleanor: why do we have _s today? [19:49:25] clarion_: because its halloween [19:49:27] clarion_: and im ghosting ::[TimQuote <128>] :: [02:28] <Huginn> Dallas was a soap opera? ::[TimQuote <129>] :: [02:24] <Anoria> woo cartoon bestiality :shifty: ::[TimQuote <130>] :: [22:57] Huginn: Who says I can't go to MSU? [22:58] Anoria: your mom [22:58] Huginn: My mom doesn't know MSU exists. [22:58] Anoria: exactly ::[TimQuote <131>] :: [22:17:33] clarion: YOU ARE TIMQUOTE FOOLISH ::[TimQuote <132>] :: [22:39] Huginn: I don't have a good sense of humor? Excuse me? ::[TimQuote <133>] :: [20:20:53] jessia: afk? :: [20:21:10] krebbe: away from krebbe? ::[TimQuote <134>] :: [00:44] <jessia> !stats --- [00:44] <TimBot> #BttS Stats Update requested by the stats whore - brace yourselves! ::[TimQuote <135>] :: [15:37:56] * Huginn is an idiot. ::[TimQuote <136>] :: [22:19] * Anoria would like callum not to destroy the world please ::[TimQuote <137>] :: [00:30] <Huginn> See, closest I'll ever get to sex. Throwing spices around. ::[TimQuote <138>] :: [01:46] * solembum just stapled his shirt :( ::[TimQuote <139>] :: [19:01] <krebbe> a man can always dream :P --- [19:02] <krebbe> unless he can't get to sleep --- [19:02] <krebbe> in which case he can't --- [19:03] <krebbe> but if the reason that he can't get to sleep is because he's having a threesome, then he probably doesn't need to dream anyway ::[TimQuote <140>] :: [18:52:36] * Eleanor sneezes --- Anoria: don't let your soul escape --- Maxiuh: I like the equation of the human soul with nasal mucus --- Anoria: careful or you'll get noseblowing declared a sin --- Maxiuh: There's the foundations of a truly bizarre religion here --- Maxiuh: the handkerchiefs of the prophets would be the holy scriptures ::[TimQuote <141>] :: [04:11] <Huginn> I'm a mage! A gnome mage. --- [04:11] <Huginn> Haven't you been paying attention? --- [04:11] <Anoria> yes --- [04:11] <Anoria> you ride a mechanical chicken ::[TimQuote <142>] :: [23:25] (@_Max_): there's is an uncanny description of a dionosaur in Genesis --- [23:25] (@Aubrey): Noah didn't die of old age... he died from having his stomach split open by a velociraptor ::[TimQuote <143>] :: [23:24] <_Max_> you can always tell the chat is on its last legs when the timquotes come out in force ::[TimQuote <144>] :: krebbe: moisturiser is the key ::[TimQuote <145>] :: [01:06] *** PaulTemple changes topic to 'Shake your tictacs' -- [01:06] *** Eleanor changes topic to 'Shakes your tic-tacs' -- [01:06] *** louisa changes topic to 'STFU' ::[TimQuote <146>] :: [01:07] <Huginn> #btts shakes your tic-tacs. ::[TimQuote <147>] :: [20:12] <clarion> when i was really young i used to go to the cvs and try to buy condoms while in my pajamas ::[TimQuote <148>] :: [22:03] Aubrey: lola i bet you grow up to become a playground engineer (BS:ECP) and make the most awesome playgrounds ever [22:03] Aubrey: but put electrified fences around them so people can't play on them ::[TimQuote <149>] :: [00:39:26] _Max_: I've had this document open for hours and it still hasn't written a word of my essay for me [00:39:39] _Max_: I'm very disappointed in it ::[TimQuote <150>] :: [22:12] <Tommm> we have entered the kingdom of bingdom :) ::[TimQuote <151>] :: [22:17] <squeeful> dont worry, pandas aren't into that kind of activity i hear. --- [22:17] <samuraiali> what else are they for? ::[TimQuote <152>] :: [22:17:21] Eleanor: my happy little balls :: [22:17:36] Anoria: I love your balls, eleanor :P ::[TimQuote <154>] :: [23:38] (@louisa): ROFFLECOPTER ::[TimQuote <155>] :: [21:48:55] clarion: huggy is a condescending bastard, but hes right :-P ::[TimQuote <156>] :: [00:04] (@louisa): this milkshake is like an orgasm ::[TimQuote <157>] :: [19:43] <Huginn> You do realize that just as chickens lay eggs whether they contain real chicks or are just good for eating, so do women. ::[TimQuote <158>] :: [02:46] * louisa has quit IRC (Quit: PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS WAFFLES PMS PMS PMS) ::[TimQuote <159>] :: [23:05] Alaris: Who was responsible for educating Kate? [23:05] KateNKael: Huginn the Sperm? ::[TimQuote <160>] :: FAA propaganda: <Alaris> I'm not a person, am I? <Huginn> You're more than a person. ::[TimQuote <161>] :: FAA propaganda: <illaquinta> non-members of the FAA are indeed pitiful :-P ::[TimQuote <162>] :: [18:48] <CeresW> happy celestial bamboo shoots to you all ::[TimQuote <163>] :: [23:40] <aubrey-cs> And have you ever seen "there's something about mary"? --- [23:40] <aubrey-cs> yea, everytime you pull that zipper up, think of your little huginn getting stuck in the zipper --- [23:40] <Huginn> My little Huginn? What the...? --- [23:41] <aubrey-cs> okay, your medium sized huginn ::[TimQuote <164>] :: [00:08] (@Huginn): Someone says they think of me every time they pass the diaper aisle... ::[TimQuote <165>] :: [00:59] <krebbe> sminky pinky brassy monkey ::[TimQuote <166>] :: [04:24] <clarion> why am i purple ::[TimQuote <167>] :: [04:25] <Huginn> ...jump her bones? Never heard that one. --- [04:25] <KateNKael> Cocoa her puffs? --- [04:25] <KateNKael> Rice her krispies? --- [04:25] <KateNKael> Sugar her smacks? --- [04:26] <KateNKael> Cheeri her Os? :P --- [04:27] <KateNKael> Like I said. He wants to honey her comb. --- [04:27] <Huginn> All this association with cereal is just going to make me queasy tomorrow morning at breakfast. --- ::[TimQuote <168>] :: [04:28] <Huginn> So, what, I want to crunch her cinnamon toast? ::[TimQuote <169>] :: [04:30] <KateNKael> I want love ;_; --- [04:30] <Huginn> I want love, but moreover I want people to stop telling me I must want to lucky Dawn's charms... --- [04:31] <KateNKael> You wanna frost her flakes? --- [04:31] <clarion> you want to captain her crunch --- [04:31] <Huginn> I'm sorry, she's not "Grrrrrreat!" Sorry. ::[TimQuote <170>] :: [04:32] <clarion> he wnts to french her toast --- [04:33] <KateNKael> You wanna Fruit her Loops XD --- [04:33] <clarion> ill never think of cereal again --- [04:33] <clarion> the same way --- [04:33] <Huginn> Yeah, I want to puff her Reese's, that's it. --- [04:33] <KateNKael> You shredded her wheat. --- [04:34] <KateNKael> ADMIT IT! ::[TimQuote <171>] :: [04:58] * KateNKael scrambles Huggy's eggs >:D --- [04:58] <Huginn> Oh my. I feel...like I've been de-sunny-side-upped. --- [04:59] <Huginn> Like...deflowered, only egg-like. --- [04:59] <Eleanor> hey! you let her scramble your eggs :( --- [05:00] <Huginn> It's rape! Rape I tell you. She cracked my shell without me even knowing... ::[TimQuote <172>] :: [07:11] <Alaris> The enicharmander regrets it. :P ::[TimQuote <173>] :: <Daemonian> I'd have alaris as a siblings - she'd be like a hyperactive pet :P <Alaris> Sibling without an S! <Daemonian> you know what I mean ele - she'd be quite cute, and when she got tiring you'd just bat her down and put her outside or something <Alaris>! <Eleanor> how mean! ::[TimQuote <174>] :: Eleanor: loves her connection so much she wants to give it a big squeezy hug........ around the neck....... and keep squeezing. ::[TimQuote <175>] :: [18:52] clarion: unus, duos, tres, quatro, quinque :-P[18:53] louisa: is quinque pronounced "kinky"? ::[TimQuote <176>] :: FAA propaganda: <PaulTemple> There is no point in me typing since no-one is here and I am not as cool as Alaris. ::[TimQuote <177>] :: [23:31] lullabytoicarus: Why doesn't she just post?[23:33] clarion: i had a dream that she did[23:33] clarion: my first sraffie dream[23:33] lullabytoicarus: I had a dream we discovered my dead aunt in my closet. ::[TimQuote <178>] :: [23:57] <jessia> i need to get indietorrents membership too --- [23:57] <Anoria> ....*why* did I read as "indietorrents membership" as "dental insurance"? ::[TimQuote <179>] :: [23:33:17] Huginn: So, when Dawn says it, it's great, but when I say it, it sucks and I should shut up. [23:33:23] ihateunderscore: exactly ::[TimQuote <180>] :: [15:16] <@Finadandil> I thought you wouldn't care | [15:16] <@Finadandil> since we weren't friends :P | [15:16] <@Alaris> Even enemies are special. :P ::[TimQuote <181>] :: [22:20] Alaris: EVEN if they are unworthy opponent[22:20] Alaris: And all. ::[TimQuote <182>] :: [01:08] <clarion> tea helps everything --- [01:09] <clarion> its like duct tape ::[TimQuote <183>] :: [00:48] <Mmaxx> I'vr loST MY LIST of hwo:s w=here# --- [00:49] <jessia> max is drunk --- Preserved for posterity, it had to be done. ::[TimQuote <184>] :: [01:10] <Anoria> I'm going to marry timbot if i haven't found anyone else by the time I'm 40 ::[TimQuote <185>] :: [23:55] <krebbe> hey --- [23:55] <krebbe> what the hell --- [23:55] <krebbe> I wanted to type yay --- [23:55] <krebbe> and my fingers typed hey --- [23:55] <krebbe> meh ::[TimQuote <186>] :: [01:48] <TimBot> hampster --- [01:48] <fishbot> TimBot: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard. --- [01:48] <TimBot> TimBot is teh win :] ::[TimQuote <187>] :: [16:56] <clarion> and blah blah blah stfu you idiot (Bush) ::[TimQuote <188>] :: [01:55] -TimBot- Stats can only be updated once every 60 minutes. You must wait 61 minutes until another update can be requested. ::[TimQuote <189>] :: [17:05] Ian: how do I reserve a nick? [17:06] clarion: "!reserve nick" [17:06] Ian: !reserve nick [17:07] clarion: silly ian [17:15] Ian1989: I can't work out how to change my name [17:15] clarion: "!change name" [17:15] Ian1989: bitch [17:15] clarion: haha ::[TimQuote <190>] :: jessia: i think i'm going to go stick pieces of felt to the bottom of chair legs now ::[TimQuote <191>] :: [08:56] Tomm: alaris, can i join the faa? ::[TimQuote <192>] :: [00:21:57] Huginn: Because Lola is God, right? :: [00:22:23] Alaris: Really? ::[TimQuote <193>] :: [22:19:32] krebbe: it's fucking christmas! ::[TimQuote <194>] :: [23:27] solembum: I get love drunk off Tom's humps... ::[TimQuote <195>] :: <clarion> are flavored condoms only used for oral sex? <clarion> i mean, thats obviously what theyre for <Tomm> yes <Tomm> unless vaginas have some well hidden taste buds ::[TimQuote <196>] :: [18:14] Huginn> yea, you can get a nasty staph infection from having the masturbation sock sitting on there too long [18:14] aubrey-cs> personal experience? ::[TimQuote <197>] :: [18:14] clarion: boys are disgusting creatures [18:15] darragh: you say that but you don't know what it's like to BE a disgusting boy :( ::[TimQuote <198>] :: [18:25] aubrey-cs: aol is teh sux [18:25] aubrey-cs: it's like a dirty prostitute that you can't pay to go away ::[TimQuote <199>] :: [18:33:20] aubrey-cs: i need a boyfriend [18:33:34] clarion: ill be your boyfriend! [18:33:39] clarion: i dont have a penis but... ::[TimQuote <200>] :: [18:36] <clarion> her name is katie :-P [18:36] <clarion> and she's really pretty [18:37] <clarion> i'll talk to her about you, and see how she feels about letting you into her panties ::[TimQuote <201>] :: <louisa> I could not even imagine a chips bag up in my pussy ::[TimQuote <202>] :: [22:52] cloudfish: I thought 2005 was a happy year. [22:52] Anoria: on an individual scale it mostly was, I think [22:52] krebbe: it was the year I became a sraffie :) [22:52] Huginn: All years are years of pain. Of death and destruction and terror. ::[TimQuote <203>] :: [00:40:12] jessia: i want to go to dubai :: [00:40:27] clarion: wheres that? :: [00:40:34] jessia: in the UAE :: [00:40:47] clarion: united alaris empire? ::[TimQuote <204>] :: <Huginn> Callum, I think Charmaine just pwned you. ::[TimQuote <205>] :: <zemarl> it's kind of sad. i mean, technically you CAN hurt someone with a penknife, but that's usually not the intention, and if you've got big fat intentions of sticking people with sharp things you might as well try to get away with a full-blown machete... ::[TimQuote <206>] :: <zemarl> well, 6 hours. i have 6 hours to find a real live male creature to kiss. because i sure as fuck don't want to snog my sister. ::[TimQuote <207>] :: <PaulTemple> #btts, bringing sex to the lives of computer nerds ::[TimQuote <208>] :: <Soapy> Tim's a thirteen year old girl? ::[TimQuote <209>] :: <Soapy> In all honesty, my neck is hte most sensitive part of my body next to a certain other place ::[TimQuote <210>] :: <Soapy> In all honesty, my neck is hte most sensitive part of my body next to a certain other place :: ::[TimQuote <211>] :: <Jamiee> yes we're begging for them to go for it ::[TimQuote <212>] :: <PaulTemple> EROTICA! ::[TimQuote <213>] :: <David_F> "abctom had to explain what "hit" means to me " - that is SO Baldrick ::[TimQuote <214>] :: <zemarl> lips arent the only snoggable feature, you know ::[TimQuote <215>] :: * zemarl sighs DEEPLY ::[TimQuote <216>] :: * Soapy sucks on Zemmie's nipple ::[TimQuote <217>] :: <Tomm> i think i was actually in the toilet at midnight ::[TimQuote <218>] :: <PaulTemple> Louisa is meant to perv ::[TimQuote <219>] :: * Soapy feeds louisa fingers ::[TimQuote <220>] :: * Soapy feeds louisa fingers * Tomm feeds louisa a chocolate log <Tomm> that would work so much better if i were black ::[TimQuote <221>] :: <Jamiee> robobread? <TimBot> Fuck you, Jamiee ::[TimQuote <222>] :: Soapy: has images of Tomm leaning over his keyboard trying to type with his hard-on ::[TimQuote <223>] :: Tomm: why dost thou besmirch our eyes with glimpses of unbound flesh, oh gentle Louisa? ::[TimQuote <224>] :: [04:39] (@lullabytoicarus): Sometimes we eat dog when it's on pizzas. :P ::[TimQuote <225>] :: <Huginn> The cool chatters take time out to play games. :P <krebbe> Alaris doesn't <krebbe> that conjecture is inconsistent! <krebbe> Alaris is cool by definition ::[TimQuote <226>] :: <cinnamondust> DAEMONIAN! ::[TimQuote <227>] :: <PaulTemple> personally I'd have issues with sharing in a threesome ::[TimQuote <228>] :: <DutchCrunch> i have to let girls down on an hourly basis <DutchCrunch> tough job, but somebody has to be the casanova ::[TimQuote <229>] :: <Anoria> and his friends were courteous enough to save us the backseat of the car *shifty* ::[TimQuote <230>] :: <DutchCrunch> even women can be turned on when they dont really want to <DutchCrunch> just takes a LOT of chocolate ::[TimQuote <231>] :: * louisa bends her pretty little ass over ian's lap ::[TimQuote <232>] :: Huginn: You need to get turned on so your nipples don't have so much give to them. Makes it easier to type. ::[TimQuote <233>] :: Enitharmon: wants a TimQuote :( ::[TimQuote <234>] :: [21:35] * Enitharmon is miffed because she has no TimQuotes ::[TimQuote <235>] :: [22:42] <Enitharmon> I was just interefered with by a rogue paw from behind the keyboard ::[TimQuote <236>] :: [23:59] <DutchCrunch> has this chat always been about sex, or just every night since i joined? ::[TimQuote <237>] :: [00:14] *** DutchCrunch was kicked by DutchCrunch (timbot, i love you, you are the most important person in my life) ::[TimQuote <238>] :: [00:16] <TimBot> TimQuote successfully added. --- [00:16] <krebbe> I read that as TimQuote successfully naked. ::[TimQuote <239>] :: [20:50] <Soapy> we're oogling and googling raw meat ::[TimQuote <240>] :: [21:22] <Soapy> It's funny because it wobbles around when I move my hand ::[TimQuote <241>] :: [23:49] <aubrey> Why don't you lick me like that, Callum? :( ::[TimQuote <242>] :: <Eleanor> which sex are you at this moment in time, ian, btw? ::[TimQuote <243>] :: [19:47] <Eleanor> minglesminglesmingles --- [19:48] * Eleanor melts into a puddle of chocolatey happiness --- [19:49] * zemarl will retreat to her room to dwell in the cocoa river --- [19:50] <zemarl> also known as 'rest of a box of gourmet chocolates' and 'ferrero rochers' and whatever else i have hoarded in there... ::[TimQuote <244>] :: <Eleanor> we needed a timquote about chocolate ::[TimQuote <245>] :: [19:56] <Eleanor> someone tell me to put the chocolates away? --- [19:56] <Eleanor> please? --- [19:56] <Eleanor> i've just accidentally eaten twelve ::[TimQuote <246>] :: [20:01] <hermit> Why am I weeing like a.....person who wees a lot? ::[TimQuote <247>] :: [23:05] <Huginn> Yeah, I'm playing WoW, so if I'm doing anything with my big staff, it's hitting enemies with it, nothing more. --- [23:05] <louisa> big staff? --- [23:05] <louisa> oh jesus ::[TimQuote <248>] :: [18:24] <krebbe> we're wary of strangers until we've got drunk with them --- [18:24] <Anoria> that's why you think americans are so weird --- [18:24] <Anoria> we know how to socialize without alcohol --- [18:25] <louisa> maybe you just need therapy --- [18:25] <louisa> or more sex toys ::[TimQuote <249>] :: <angelofboox> tomm does seem quite snoggable overall ::[TimQuote <250>] :: <hermit> Darren is fit :) <hermit> Tanya is fit too ::[TimQuote <251>] :: [22:17] <CeresW> i've wondered what female me woul be like --- [22:17] <CeresW> and if i'd fancy her --- [22:18] <CeresW> (she'd be ravishing, of course) ::[TimQuote <252>] :: [22:19] <krebbe> I think I'd have big tits --- [22:19] <krebbe> since my pecs are quite big without doing anything --- [22:19] <krebbe> and my mum's are big too --- [22:20] <Soapy_> Ah, then yours might be ::[TimQuote <253>] :: [22:54] <Soapy_> I'm going. Tomorrow I'll get a new connection thingy so fingers crossed it'll be ok. --- [22:54] * Soapy_ has quit IRC (Quit) --- [22:56] * Soapy has quit IRC (Ping timeout) --- [22:58] * hermit has quit IRC (Ping timeout) ::[TimQuote <254>] :: [18:28:19] Augusta: I'm not Gifted. I'm a latin student. Two completely different things that people take for synonyms. ::[TimQuote <255>] :: [22:36] <solembum> dawn dawn dawn -- [22:36] <solembum> where ever are you? -- [22:06] <Huginn> No doubt making mad love in the nonfiction aisle... ::[TimQuote <256>] :: <_tomm> !timqoute <_tomm> helloo ::[TimQuote <257>] :: [02:15] <krebbe> night Ele! --- [02:15] <jessia> who's leaving? --- [02:15] <jessia> o, ele left --- [02:15] <jessia> no she didn't --- [02:15] <jessia> good night ele! --- [02:15] <jessia> is dawn leaving? --- [02:15] <jessia> what's going on? --- [02:15] * krebbe pats jessia ::[TimQuote <258>] :: [01:40] <krebbe> :DDDDD --- [01:43] <krebbe> naked is fun! --- [01:44] * krebbe is hyper --- [01:48] <krebbe> naked webcam! ::[TimQuote <259>] :: [13:39] whitedust: Huginn, do you want to live a little? [13:41] Huginn: Living is overrated. [13:41] aubrey: I won't ask you why you keep living then ::[TimQuote <260>] :: [17:30] <louisa> ( . )( . ) --- [17:30] <louisa> boobiezzz!!!111 ::[TimQuote <261>] :: [20:03] <Soapy> bastard revision --- [20:03] <Soapy> I reckon it causes global warming ::[TimQuote <262>] :: Tomm: <3 The Lord ::[TimQuote <263>] :: [00:13] <jessia> oopsies, my computer is melting my peanut butter =S --- [00:14] <angelofboox> save it! --- [00:14] <Huginn> Yes, save it! Ctrl+S! ::[TimQuote <264>] :: [02:46] <Valdemar> Can't I just gouge your eyes out with a pen and eat your heart? That always makes me happier, but the policemen tell me not to do it anymore. ::[TimQuote <265>] :: <Alaris> Just borrow someone's arm and bite down on it. <Soapy> The only arm around is my own and I'm *not* biting that <Alaris> zemarl would have no problem finding someone's arm to bite. * Alaris points out. <Alaris> Arm biting potential! ::[TimQuote <266>] :: <Justine_> i was a whore once ::[TimQuote <268>] :: [00:46] <louisa> <_< --- [00:46] <louisa> >_> --- [00:46] <Valdemar> >_< --- [00:47] <louisa> <<_<< --- [00:47] <louisa> >>_>> --- [00:47] <Valdemar> MUTANT! ::[TimQuote <269>] :: <Valdemar> Legalise hand marriages! ::[TimQuote <270>] :: <Tomm> we need tv shows about necrophiliacs! * Tomm gets writing <Tomm> but it'd be tastefully done, like with one guy who's actually a virgin, but has always become aroused at the sight of a whole roast chicken ::[TimQuote <271>] :: [17:58:25] angelofboox: say whatever comes to mind [17:58:25] louisa: PENIS PENIS PENIS ::[TimQuote <272>] :: <angelofboox> i can just imagine people with buts of animals attached to them... <angelofboox> bits* ::[TimQuote <273>] :: [02:13] <Tomm> my cat is licking herself.. i feel like i need to tell her that every time she does that, god kills a kitten ::[TimQuote <274>] :: [19:09] <Soapy> I think Tomm should be a seahorse --- [19:09] <Tomm> i think it would be an unwise career change ::[TimQuote <275>] :: [22:23] <krebbe> I'd be a good lesbian :( ::[TimQuote <276>] :: [01:39] <louisa> I mix up deep thought with deep throat ::[TimQuote <277>] :: [17:53] cinnamondust: Okay, understanding Alaris 101: Ask! [17:53] krebbe-l: you said you wouldn't tell me [17:53] cinnamondust: Are you that dense? [17:54] krebbe-l: I'm training you to be more tolerable :P [17:55] cinnamondust: I'M TRAINING YOU HERE. [17:55] cinnamondust: ! [17:55] krebbe-l: therein lies the problem :P ::[TimQuote <278>] :: [19:14:13] krebbe: my long term aim is an orgasm without doing anything :P ::[TimQuote <279>] :: [03:35] <Huginn> While some of us worship the Alaris, every self-respecting male worships the sex goddess from Liverpool... ::[TimQuote <280>] :: [03:22] * darragh does a sexy dane for ele ::[TimQuote <281>] :: Alaris's words of wisdom: [05:25] <Alaris> If you need someone to be useless, ask a guy to do something. ::[TimQuote <282>] :: [23:08:36] solembum: c is speed of like? [23:08:39] solembum: light... [23:09:35] Huginn: It's because of the speed of like that when your relationship blows up spectacularly, you don't see it happen until way after the fact, much like a supernova. ::[TimQuote <283>] :: ChiChi_: like the threads, when i read them they are like a conversation about the topic ::[TimQuote <284>] :: [06:30] <wingedfaerie> I could get used to being this random... ::[TimQuote <285>] :: [14:33] Eleanor: sledgehammer [14:33] fishbot: sledgehammers go quack! [14:34] Eleanor: fish go quack [14:34] fishbot: Eleanor LIES! Fish don't go quack! fish go m00! [14:34] wingedfaerie: cows go moo [14:34] fishbot: wingedfaerie: only when they are impersonating fish. [14:34] Eleanor: i think, of all people you are the one who could win an argument with fishbot ;P ::[TimQuote <286>] :: [12:00] Eleanor: you should be a spy, charmaine, you've got all the funky mysterious names sorted ::[TimQuote <287>] :: [23:11] <Retty> tis a shame play dough isn't more appitising, it's alwasy so tempting to eat.. ::[TimQuote <288>] :: [21:22] * Huginn has joined #btts --- [21:22] <krebbe> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ::[TimQuote <289>] :: [00:28:43] Huginn: bah, fuck off, you're just corrupting me :P ::[TimQuote <290>] :: [01:34] <darragh> Huginnuendo :P ::[TimQuote <291>] :: [21:03] <Retty> my nose can tap dance --- [21:03] <krebbe> my tap can nose dance ::[TimQuote <292>] :: [21:37] <krebbe> cover the bed in petrol and set it alight as she enters the room and say it's your bed of burning love --- [21:38] <Soapy> I think she'd be a bit miffed that I'd just set her bed on fire ::[TimQuote <293>] :: [19:05] <Anoria> you know you're a dork when it's your *homework* that's saying "do meeeee!" ::[TimQuote <294>] :: [21:29] <Huginn> Crickey, I'm third? And who's Amarante? --- [21:30] <krebbe> the Alaris-ian --- [21:31] <Huginn> Ah, yes, the Charmainder. ::[TimQuote <295>] :: [23:56] <Soapy> Imagine dyeing your pubic hair --- [23:56] <Soapy> Like a nice greeny colour --- [23:56] <Soapy> Or blue! --- [23:57] <Tomm_> it would be like moss if it were green.. --- [23:57] <angelofboox> or it might be bright green, like...neon --- [23:57] <Tomm_> glow-in-the-dark! ::[TimQuote <296>] :: [23:59] <Soapy> like imagine someone of either sex standing in the dark, stark naked with glow in the dark pubes --- [23:59] <Brynjar> "Where to go, where to go?!" --- [23:59] <Brynjar> Green glow says: "Here you moron!" --- [00:00] <Huginn> Good for first-timers, I imagine. ::[TimQuote <297>] :: <Enitharmon> Also I am remembering that one problemn with wearing a skirt (which I don't very often but am now) is that Toscas like to climb up inside :S <louisa> a pussy in your.... <louisa> vagina ::[TimQuote <298>] :: [01:50] <Brynjar> Spam Wars! --- [01:51] <Brynjar> A long time ago, in a IRC, far far away.... --- [01:52] <Brynjar> DUUU DUU DUMDUMDUMDUMDUMDUMDUDMDUMDUM!!! (Spam Wars Main Song of Uncomprehensive Majesty) ::[TimQuote <299>] :: [02:09] <Huginn> Um, JavaSraffie? Who are you? Why don't you speak to us? --- [02:09] <Eleanor> here javajavajava --- [02:09] <Eleanor> we don't bite, honest! --- [02:09] * Eleanor nibbles JavaSraffie --- [02:10] <Eleanor> oo, salty :P ::[TimQuote <300>] :: The Enicharma, Dawnicus, Brynjar, zemmity, Eleanor, Huggy, Louisa and TimBot faked a 300th timquote because we rock much more than you ever will ::[TimQuote <301>] :: [13:47] * Tomm_ flashes his panties ::[TimQuote <302>] :: [22:43] <DutchCrunch> gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg --- [22:43] <DutchCrunch> 'cuse me, that was me fixing my g button --- [22:43] <CeresW> g spot? ::[TimQuote <303>] :: [23:21] <Tomm_> i managed to take off most of my clothes in the cinema, then put them back on again. that feels like an accomplishment to me --- [23:22] <solem-away> which film did you wee? ::[TimQuote <304>] :: <aubrey> huginn will have his first orgasm to sraffie porn ::[TimQuote <305>] :: <Alaris> I feel like someone's pulling me out of a box. <JayaSraffie> there is no box, dear <Alaris> Like my self is being blown to pieces. <JayaSraffie> just remember that, and you'll be fine <Huginn> Think outside of the box. <Alaris> Huginn! <JayaSraffie> there is no damn box! ::[TimQuote <306>] :: [04:27] <JayaSraffie> and Bashful, Grumpy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey, Doc... --- [04:27] <wingedfaerie> Happy Meal! ::[TimQuote <307>] :: [01:05] <krebbe> there were very few lesbians at my school --- [01:05] <JayaSraffie> that's because your school was for boys ::[TimQuote <308>] :: [03:45] <heatheradair> (i'm from texas... i don't have a texan accent, though!) --- [03:46] <Eleanor> pro-bush or hate-bush? --- [03:46] <darragh> clean shaven for me all the way --- [03:46] * Eleanor slaps darragh about a bit --- [03:46] <heatheradair> completely apathetic toward anything dealing with politics.... but just a nice trim for me; ) ::[TimQuote <309>] :: [22:36] <Tomm_> vanity is a horrible thing --- [22:37] <Tomm_> i actually started *admiring* myself just now :P ::[TimQuote <310>] :: Tomm_: you're such a gay man, louisa ::[TimQuote <311>] :: <heatheradair> there's a cat sitting on my bum <krebbe> a pussy on your fanny :) ::[TimQuote <312>] :: [23:01:00] solembum: god i wish i weren't so prude :: [23:01:10] Huginn: For what purpose? :: [23:01:34] solembum: so i could get some action ::[TimQuote <313>] :: <Eleanor> got 1 hr 20mins to write the other 750 or so <Eleanor> ooo,canadian skier ::[TimQuote <314>] :: [22:14] <CeresW> holy bamboo shoots Batman ::[TimQuote <315>] :: [22:51] <JayaSraffie> hugs from me are rare and magical --- [22:51] <Eleanor> magical? oo --- [22:51] <JayaSraffie> yes, they make you grow wings --- [22:51] <JayaSraffie> like red bull! --- [22:51] <JayaSraffie> except without the additives and stuff ::[TimQuote <316>] :: [3:35pm] Soapy: I need to find a sexy way for Ali to lube himself up ::[TimQuote <317>] :: [19:06] <Tomm_> lick the luscious lesbians in Los Angeles to show them your love/lust ::[TimQuote <318>] :: <Soapy> my dad's coming to London next week <Tomm_> he's a nudist just waiting to burst from his protective shell ::[TimQuote <319>] :: [added from stats] <solembum> my bum is on the cheese, my bum is on the cheese ::[TimQuote <320>] :: [14:12:44] Soapy: Dawn, while Callum is zipping himself up would you like to send me? ::[TimQuote <321>] :: [22:07:11] Huginn: Nuvaring? :: [22:07:30] louisa: insertable bc :: [22:07:34] * louisa goes in your cervix ::[TimQuote <322>] :: <Huginn>: I will always love TimBot until the day I die ::[TimQuote <323>] :: [20:26:19] solembum: i'm suing you for $10 million worth of chocolate [20:26:25] solembum: and a funnel ::[TimQuote <324>] :: [03:14] (@Maxeajefejoi): it compliments my general, perpetual state of idleness to idle here as well ::[TimQuote <325>] :: [22:48] <Tommm> i can feel your mind crawling all over me --- [22:49] <Tommm> i mistyped 'mind' as 'ming' then, which gave me such an odd mental image of your minge crawling all over me ::[TimQuote <326>] :: [23.42] <Eleanor> 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d ::[TimQuote <327>] :: [22:13] <JayaSraffie> the pancakes are coming --- [22:14] <JayaSraffie> run for your lives! ::[TimQuote <328>] :: [16:39] Alarisphobia alert! <CeresW> The vanity of the Alaris knows no limits ::[TimQuote <329>] :: [18:58] <krebbe> maybe you could start some internet charity thing --- [18:58] <krebbe> where people donate to get you one --- [18:58] <Soapy> The Help Fund Sophie's Strap-On Curiosity Fund? ::[TimQuote <330>] :: [18:57] * krebbe comes out ::[TimQuote <331>] :: [21:19] * JavaSraffie has joined #btts --- [21:20] <Tomsky> ohhellolittlesraffiewewelcomeyousomuchsopleasejustcomeandtalktoussowecankeepintouch ::[TimQuote <332>] :: [18:01:09] Eleanor: hisssssssssssss :: [18:01:16] Eleanor: or hith - a snake with a lisp ::[TimQuote <333>] :: [16:51] <Tommm> krebbe is a nice happy thing :) --- [16:51] <Soapy> like bunnies and chocolate and stripy socks ::[TimQuote <334>] :: [18:46] * JayaSraffie turns into a flying pig ::[TimQuote <335>] :: [22:49] <Tomsky> nothing can compare to last night :) --- [22:51] <Tomsky> i had to say to someone on msn "hold on, i'm cybersexing with someone" ::[TimQuote <336>] :: _moony_ Zemmiphobia - the fear of zemarl. ::[TimQuote <337>] :: [22:30] * Tommm has an arse [22:30] <Tommm> lets put them together to make a super-intelligent bum! ::[TimQuote <338>] :: [22:40] <chocolatezemarl> a friend told me of an incident in which one of her more innocent friends thought that a dildo was a lightsaber... [22:40] <Museless> I wish I had one ::[TimQuote <339>] :: [18:04] <JayaSraffie> tom. you're male! ::[TimQuote <340>] :: [21:40] <Jaya_OC> louisa's daemon would be a penis ::[TimQuote <341>] :: [17:31:39] Soapy: I'd love to shag zem in an igloo ::[TimQuote <342>] :: [22:33] <Retty> what IS spring break? --- [22:33] <JayaSraffie> a break for the spring...? --- [22:34] <Retty> oh..i thought it was like a ritual :S ::[TimQuote <343>] :: <Soapy> I just wrote my mum a shopping list which included 'A new motorbike, a baby brother, a house, a new dog' as well as 'chocolate spread and cream cheese' ::[TimQuote <344>] :: <Soapy> Does that mean you'd, like, fuck a cute penguin? <Soapy> or....a little chick <Tommm> if it offered ::[TimQuote <345>] :: [09:22] <krebbe> I talked to my cat on the phone yesterday ::[TimQuote <346>] :: [21:44:22] Anoria: money sucks [21:44:30] jessia: it does [21:44:36] Huginn: Money should be abolished. [21:44:38] jessia: we should trade wheat and labour [21:44:49] Huginn: We should trade sexual favors. [21:44:55] Anoria: i was thinking socialism, but ok [21:45:19] jessia: socialism is cool too ::[TimQuote <347>] :: <Huginn> Surely you know that after any outing, one has to get cleaned up by getting a little soapy afterwards ::[TimQuote <348>] :: <lady_siren> i had a fish but i killed it <lady_siren> i held him by the tail until he stopped flapping <lady_siren> my mum said if my fish died, she'd buy me a cat ::[TimQuote <349>] :: <JayaSraffie> my boobs are squishy ::[TimQuote <350>] :: <chocolatezemarl> hot fudge sundaes with strawberries... <Anoria> real homemade cocoa + sugar + milk + a little bit of vanilla hot cocoa is amazing <chocolatezemarl> chocolate fondue... hot chocolate + double chocolate cookies ... chocolate icecream <Anoria> chocolate milk + oreos <chocolatezemarl> chocolate-coated oreos <Anoria> *mint*chocolate coated oreos <chocolatezemarl> we're like, raping the word ::[TimQuote <351>] :: <JayaSraffie> today my friend asked me for something funny to text to her friend <JayaSraffie> so i got her to text 'penis!' <Soapy> you've been spending far too much time talking to Louisa ::[TimQuote <352>] :: <PaulTemple> marry him, then kill him, and inherit <heatheradair> note to self: if i ever come into large amounts of money, never marry ian ::[TimQuote <353>] :: [15:39:06] Tommm: there have been many times when i've ventured into a dark alleyway, only to see a shaggy wet pussy staring up at me from the floor ::[TimQuote <354>] :: [22:47] <CeresW> i shall wear a vinyl jockstrap ::[TimQuote <355>] :: [00:42:46] heatheradair: icy, you're a guy? ::[TimQuote <356>] :: [20:33] <Tomsky> people want to take my anus out on dates, but i have to bring the rest of me with it, and they don't like that ::[TimQuote <357>] :: [20:58] <Tomsky> i would so sex an otter if it offered --- [20:58] <Tomsky> they're very cute --- [20:58] <Soapy> we've been through this. You'd sex everything that was cute if it offered ::[TimQuote <358>] :: [21:39] <Enitharmon> You can't castrate the Vicar of Dibley --- [21:40] <Soapy> Dawn French has testicles? --- [21:40] <Enitharmon> I said you *can't* castrate the V of D --- [21:40] <Soapy> phew ::[TimQuote <359>] :: [21:51] <Enitharmon> I wonder if Lakeland Limited do vibrators? ::[TimQuote <360>] :: [23:43] <Anoria> yay, horrible diseases are so cute ::[TimQuote <361>] :: <aubrey: Yeah, I'm not too excited about rubbing E-Coli all up inside my rectum ::[TimQuote <362>] :: [10:56] (@heatheradair): sorry, callum, i can't talk to you anymore ;) <> [10:56] (@krebbe-l): :( <> [10:58] * heatheradair is getting sleep me <> [10:58] (@heatheradair): sleepy <> [10:58] (@heatheradair): oh god <> [10:58] (@krebbe-l): freudian slip? <> [10:58] (@heatheradair): now i'm just laughing and turning pink ::[TimQuote <363>] :: [01:44am] moony_: stupid loving room <> [01:44am] moony_: living* <> [01:44am] moony_: oops... <> [01:44am] moony_: nice... <> [01:44am] heatherreads: hahahahahaha ::[TimQuote <364>] :: <heatheradair> peas, porn, broccoli, green beans, lima beans, garbanzos, carrots, lettuce, cabbage (sauerkraut), beets, turnips.... hmmm.... <louisa> hahhaa PORN <heatheradair> porn on the cob, louisa! ::[TimQuote <365>] :: <tomnaked> does sophie still hate life? :( <I_Hate_Life> yes <heatheradair> does she hate leif? <JayaSraffie , don't hate life <tomnaked> dont hate leif! < JayaSraffie> one day you'll have a pretty wife <betahan> do you still hate life? <heatheradair> i heart leif *tomnaked is confused :( * < I_Hate_Life> i like leif. I hate life <JayaSraffie> you should heart... ::[TimQuote <366>] :: [9:06 pm] ninja_turtle_[bethan] is now known as mrs_turtle. <> [9:07pm] turtle_1[moony] is now known as mr_turtle. ::[TimQuote <367>] :: <CeresW> he's got a purple bow tie <CeresW> i'd show you, only a gentleman doesn't flash his pandas at young ladies ::[TimQuote <368>] :: JavaSraffie is now known as sara12. <> [5:23pm] Soapy: it's probably ele <> [5:23pm] sara12: meh <> [5:23pm] sara12 is now known as Eleanor. ::[TimQuote <369>] :: <Tommm> weekends i treat myself to llama ::[TimQuote <370>] :: [20:26:44] louisaway: gender is very fluid ::[TimQuote <371>] :: <Soapy> does your penis bleed? <Soapy> owwww it hurts ::[TimQuote <372>] :: [18:10:20] Huginn: Tom married himself! :: [18:10:35] heathertowel: if i were tom, i'd marry me, too ::[TimQuote <373>] :: [9:03pm] Brynjar: I've got little- - -* ::[TimQuote <374>] :: <JayaSraffie> she gave me junk when i was like 11 ::[TimQuote <375>] :: <JayaSraffie> wait, did you mean cyberknitting can't live up to real knitting? or knitting can't live up to sex? ::[TimQuote <376>] :: <JayaSraffie> it's like a 2 inch stick <krebbe> :/ <krebbe> it's bigger than that :( <turtle_power> you can feel it ::[TimQuote <377>] :: <brynjar> my skin is yellow-like in a line down my neck.... ending ina sort of a red area just noticed it now ::[TimQuote <378>] :: <bethan> yum <bethan_>virtual friemds are better ::[TimQuote <379>] :: *bethan_ rubs her hands together evilly *bethan laughs evilly *bethan realises that she's totally and utterly alone...evilly ::[TimQuote <380>] :: [19:50:39] DutchCrunch: computers suck in that way...they draw you in and dont let go [19:50:55] DutchCrunch: until you only have 2 days left to study and 312 voicemails from your gf ::[TimQuote <381>] :: [10:26am] louisa: HAIL TIMBOT [10:26am] TimBot: Indeed. ::[TimQuote <382>] :: <louisa> lalalala ::[TimQuote <383>] :: Cunning_linguis is now known as Masterdebater ::[TimQuote <384>] :: *SirPaulTemple spoons #btts *heatheradair refrains from touvhing tom *Cunning_Soapy likes spooning *Swordy_Turtle brandishes sword *Cunning_Soapy waves spoon around <Knifey_Tom> touch me! ::[TimQuote <385>] :: <heatheradair> what's your name, bethan? ::[TimQuote <386>] :: <krebbe> you can take the sraffies out of the internet <krebbe> but you can't... :P ::[TimQuote <387>] :: <PaulTemple> Rik comes in bursts ::[TimQuote <388>] :: PaulTemple: get back here <> [1:18pm] PaulTemple: you're my prized pony <> [1:18pm] Jamiee: *stallion <> [1:18pm] Jamiee: :D ::[TimQuote <389>] :: [11:09pm] ms_pants: it doesn't do anything unless i tell it to <> [11:09pm] ms_turtle: like a dog <> [11:09pm] ms_turtle: ...or Ian ::[TimQuote <390>] :: <DustSchool> is your tea usually turquoise, bethan? ::[TimQuote <391>] :: <krebbe> Soapy's very naive ::[TimQuote <392>] :: [11:42] (@Cpl_Piashev): I'm going to step behind the curtains for a while. I have a piccie of Tom and a box of tissues. ::[TimQuote <393>] :: [10:06] * moony_ kicks callum again, for no reason [10:06] <SoapyCurled> Ow [10:06] <SoapyCurled> don't kick callum! ::[TimQuote <394>] :: <moony_> my head just fell on the keyboard ::[TimQuote <395>] :: <chocolatezemarl> if you weren't already semi-taken i'd so totally go out with you in rl though... ::[TimQuote <396>] :: Brynjar: almost there..... 8-X ::[TimQuote <397>] :: [5:31pm] JavaSraffie: is listening to a Mozart piano sonata in A minor <> [5:31pm] JayaSraffie: i like a minor <> [5:32pm] Tommm: i hope that I'm not the minor you like, jaya ::[TimQuote <398>] :: [20:12:16] louisabusy: kittens are productive [20:12:23] louisabusy: they're like natural antidepressants ::[TimQuote <399>] :: [20:18:41] Tommm: fuck.. i just put a headphone up my nose AGAIN without even realising it ::[TimQuote <400>] :: So sorry, but Brynjar, Heather, Michael, Jaya, Callum, Louisa, and Tom have faked this 400th timquote. ::[TimQuote <401>] :: [7:19pm] heatheradair: does your music smell good...? // [7:19pm] Tommm: not as good as that scented candle sounded ::[TimQuote <402>] :: :: [20:49] <Museless> Not quite ::[TimQuote <403>] :: [22:35:11] Tomsy: i want little toms [22:36:16] Tomsy: and if that means selling my sperm and then stealing the secret files and stalking the desperate women and then stealing their babies and collecting them together to form an unstoppable army of minions, so be it ::[TimQuote <404>] :: Sgt_Piashev "Stick that thing inside me once more and I'll shite on it". ::[TimQuote <405>] :: (@goddess_heather): i'm the goddess of vaginas. ::[TimQuote <406>] :: <heatheradair> my panties would be all wet now.... if i were wearing any ::[TimQuote <407>] :: <heatheradair> it's my understanding that you are indeed allowed to touch yourself as long as an orgasm does not result [18:31] <Aubrey> no, that'd make it too easy [18:32] <heatheradair> It'd just make it harder, anyway ::[TimQuote <408>] :: [5:47pm] Brynjar: all it takes is a couple of rats and whole iceland goes offline :P ::[TimQuote <409>] :: [19:07] <Soapy> why did his brother want him to screw is wife? [19:07] <JayaSraffie> cousins :) ::[TimQuote <410>] :: Tomsy: i think i'm going to photoshop a picture of a baby so that it has callum's face ::[TimQuote <411>] :: [15:58] <SoapyRaindrops> you wait to lose your virginity to sophie, and three come at once :P ::[TimQuote <412>] :: [22:05] <krebbe> crap // [22:05] <krebbe> just spilled beer on the cat ::[TimQuote <413>] :: [00:32] <krebbe> I managed to sleep in a twin bed with my brother without having sex ::[TimQuote <414>] :: <Anoria> it appears I'm going to be taking sloppy seconds and liking it ::[TimQuote <415>] :: [21:29] <Soapy> I have a Mammoth Book of Lesbian Erotica on my bookshelf --- [21:30] <Tomsy> i have a lesbian book of mammoth erotica on my bookshelf ::[TimQuote <416>] :: [17:30:37] Aubrey: Toast don't go "butter me"! Toast go me0w! ::[TimQuote <417>] :: [22:26] <Aubrey> callum, have you ever had sex with a man in your dreams? :: [22:26] <krebbe> erm :: [22:26] <krebbe> not sure ::[TimQuote <418>] :: [22:33] <heatheradair> it's the oddest consistency really :: [22:33] <krebbe> like snot :: [22:33] <krebbe> but it smells nicer ::[TimQuote <419>] :: [22:42:36] Aubrey: me, michael, and tomm in a buttsex train? ::[TimQuote <420>] :: [9:47pm] krebbe: undoes Dawn <> [9:47pm] krebbe: does Dawn ::[TimQuote <421>] :: <Anoria> we just have classclassclassEVILEXAMOFDOOM ::[TimQuote <422>] :: [16:34] <jessia> i wonder who's having a hard time? ::[TimQuote <423>] :: [16:43] <MGrogan> how do u know my screen name ::[TimQuote <424>] :: <jessia> is grogan your last name? <MGrogan> yes, how the hell do u know that * Ian__ rolls eyes <jessia> o dear ::[TimQuote <425>] :: <krebbe> it's hard, jess :P <jessia> i'm sure it's very hard ::[TimQuote <426>] :: [23:53] <Huginn> Oh, Dawn, you left? :P --- [23:54] <Anoria> you didn't notice that I took your right testicle with me? --- [23:54] <Huginn> Not like I use it much. --- [23:54] <Huginn> And what did you want with it, anyway? --- [23:54] <Anoria> I wanted to test out my new microscope :) ::[TimQuote <427>] :: [23:56] <Huginn> I was actually considering a thong. ::[TimQuote <428>] :: [19:37] <JayaSraffie> time files when you're having fun? ::[TimQuote <429>] :: [12:57:52] zemarl: ps love sucks for being more confusing than pre-calculus ::[TimQuote <430>] :: [18:23:25] krebbe: tell him to fuck a duck [18:23:36] heatheradair: screw a kangaroo [18:23:42] heatheradair: finger-bang orangutan [18:23:46] louisa: LOL [18:23:47] heatheradair: ...orgy at the zoo! [18:24:01] heatheradair: (i learned it at summer camp in middle school...) ::[TimQuote <431>] :: <Soapy> when i have the house to myself I like to have a good, long, loud wank ::[TimQuote <432>] :: <Tommm> so hold on, let me get this image set in my mind.. you wanked in front of the tv while watching porn on the sci-fi channel and talking to a friend who was possible doing the same thing? <Tommm> i was just wondering how she kept enough hands free :/ <Ian__> speakerphone? <Tommm> that's worryingly close to something louisa did with me ::[TimQuote <433>] :: [15:52:40] heatheradair: cumulonimbus! ::[TimQuote <434>] :: [17:12:30] zemarl: if tom told you to jump off a bridge would you/ :: [17:12:47] heatheradair: if it caused me to orgasm, maybe ::[TimQuote <435>] :: <heatheradair> oh damn. these pictures make me all.... tingly. does that mean i'm a lesbian? <heatheradair> and by tingly i mean slippery ::[TimQuote <436>] :: [00:18] <icy> i'm going to finger you, heather ::[TimQuote <437>] :: (@heatheradair): thank you, icy -- (@heatheradair): stop talking and finger me some more ::[TimQuote <438>] :: [12:54pm] JayaSraffie: some weirdo keeps talking to me on yahoo // [12:54pm] krebbe: sorry :( ::[TimQuote <439>] :: [4:21pm] Huginn: Oh, trust me, I can be wild when I want to be. :P ::[TimQuote <440>] :: [9:40pm] AdmiralSex: oh, my drift can sometimes be a bit hard to catch... it's small ::[TimQuote <441>] :: [18:28] <heatheradair> i went to water the basil --- [18:30] <Tommm> could this be a very weird euphemism? :P ::[TimQuote <442>] :: [12:58pm] Tommm: decides to go and use heather's present // [12:58pm] heatheradair: :o // [12:58pm] heatheradair: oh my // [12:58pm] Eleanor: hahahaha // [12:58pm] Eleanor: photos :P // [12:59pm] heatheradair: .... i don't think he meant the underpants, ele ::[TimQuote <443>] :: [1:06pm] Tommm: <3 lube ::[TimQuote <444>] :: [2:59pm] Anoria: foodball. pf, athletics // [2:59pm] Anoria: *football // [2:59pm] Anoria: pf, typing ::[TimQuote <445>] :: <heatheradair> tom, your crotch would smell like me for a week ::[TimQuote <446>] :: [10:11pm] Huginn: You see, when Dawn goes silent, that means she's still insulting me, just telepathically. ::[TimQuote <447>] :: [22:48] heatheradair: i'll own up to playing starsphere - but i will not own up to having a pretend internet husband named doctor pants. ::[TimQuote <448>] :: <FireplaceManBRB> HDM.org strikes me more as a chimp's tea-party. ::[TimQuote <449>] :: [23:15] <tomwet> i wore lipstick once. it was really horrible [23:15] <heatheradair> horrible feeling or horrible looking? [23:15] <tomwet> feeling [23:16] <tomwet> i looked fabulous :P ::[TimQuote <450>] :: [1:06pm] Tommm: <3 lube :: ::[TimQuote <451>] :: [01:42am] FireplaceMan: dons gardening gloves // [01:43am] FireplaceMan: prises apart Soapy and Heather // [01:43am] Soapy: oh, and here I was thinking you were going to trim our bushes ::[TimQuote <452>] :: JayaSraffie is amused that her mother stops her argument about god/the universe/religion to watch coronation street ::[TimQuote <453>] :: [23:00] * Tomsy fondles heather's brainwaves ::[TimQuote <454>] :: [01:39am] Soapy: mmmmmmmmm frosties! // [01:39am] Soapy: THERE YOU GO MR KELLOGG. LAST NIGHT I HAD A WANK AND NOW I'M EATING YOUR CEREAL // [01:39am] Soapy: hahaha ::[TimQuote <455>] :: =-= YOU (moony_) have been booted from #btts by moony_ (moony_) ::[TimQuote <456>] :: [19:09] <heatheradair> hello [19:09] * Brynjar is now known as Brynjar_brb [19:09] <JayaSraffie> well, that was a greet and run.. [19:10] <Bethan> better than a hit and run [19:10] <JayaSraffie> a heet and run [19:11] <heatheradair> ehate and run? [19:11] <JayaSraffie> i'd hit it and run? [19:11] <heatheradair> hahahahaha ::[TimQuote <457>] :: [20:30:42] Huginn: Does this mean I'm a black man in a half-Asian boy's body? ::[TimQuote <458>] :: [12:59pm] Brynjar: does the crazy german kid ::[TimQuote <459>] :: [18:37] <JayaSraffie> i just dropped a dorito down my top :/ ::[TimQuote <460>] :: [22:01] <Ian__> Jaaaaaaaamie, where is my Jaaaaaaamie - you make me haaaaaapy, when skies are grey ---- you'll never know dear, how muuuuch I looooove you, ----- pleeeeease don't take, my Jaaaamie, awaaaaaay ::[TimQuote <461>] :: [02:34] <Brynjar> badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger --- [02:34] <Brynjar> badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger --- [02:34] <Brynjar> how often was it? --- [02:34] <LadyEleanor> bryn, dear, fishbot's not even in the room --- [02:34] <Brynjar> ah ::[TimQuote <462>] :: [11:55] <chocolatezemarl> ew, mushrooms entwining in love's duet with olives = difficult mess on a pizza [11:56] <chocolatezemarl> because i'm the other woman, you see... i only want the olive. mushrooms can burn in hell. [11:57] <chocolatezemarl> sexy, sexy black olive... hop into my mouth will you... [11:59] <chocolatezemarl> well, that's one way to kill a roaring fire of a conversation. [12:00] <CSI_JellyBean> zemar ::[TimQuote <463>] :: [17:09] <lyraxxsilverton> i live in nottingahm now, or near there anyway --- [17:09] <CSI_JellyBean> Isn't Will in Nottingham? --- [17:09] <lyraxxsilverton> no, in Oxford ::[TimQuote <464>] :: <GilgulMonk> I found a mummified mouse beneath the cooker. ::[TimQuote <465>] :: <GilgulMonk> I found a mummified mouse beneath the cooker. <Brynjar> tasty <Brynjar> the mice are at the bronze age stage then ::[TimQuote <466>] :: <GilgulMonk> I found a mummified mouse beneath the cooker. <Brynjar> tasty <Brynjar> the mice are at the bronze age stage then <Brynjar> heh, we should be careful lest they'll catch up with us <Brynjar> we'd be forced to engage in a micro machine war with them ::[TimQuote <467>] :: <GilgulMonk> The Lion, the Witch and the Ikea-Wardrobe ::[TimQuote <468>] :: [19:17:57] Huginn: Lots of things make me feel awkward. [19:18:11] Justine: oh [19:18:15] Justine: hows bible girl? ::[TimQuote <469>] :: [21:31:53] jessia_: i though i'll watch scrubs and then SVU afterwards instead :: [21:32:07] jessia_: but now the sleazy scottish man's gone :: [21:32:35] zemarl: alec's on tv? ::[TimQuote <470>] :: Huginn: Like that other new person who is a Lyra afficionado.:: Anoria: we should set her and kyrabelacqua on each other in a cage :: Huginn: 'Twould qualify as kiddie porn and show New Line why they should say Lyra and Will didn't ever. :: Now, if we put them in a cage with a lion... :: It will either be hugely entertaining or qualify as lesbian kiddie bestiality. ::[TimQuote <471>] :: <@asidiii> it takes pretty long for you to get it up ::[TimQuote <472>] :: [17:48] <JayaSraffie> we should go on a sraffiestalk ::[TimQuote <473>] :: <HuginnNaked> i'm Huginn ::[TimQuote <474>] :: [14:20] <Eleanor> leobot, you are timbot's lover --- [14:20] <BotTim> You're so sexy, Eleanor! :P --- [14:20] <Leobot> doubtlessly, you are timbots lover --- [14:20] <BotTim> You're so sexy, Leobot! :P ::[TimQuote <475>] :: [14:25] <Eleanor> leobot, you're odd --- [14:25] <Leobot> Eleanor, do i want to survive --- [14:25] <Eleanor> leobot, wtf? --- [14:25] <Leobot> wtf ::[TimQuote <476>] :: [14:29] <Eleanor> leobot, do you like couches? --- [14:29] <Leobot> would you like couches --- [14:30] <Eleanor> leobot, jaya has a nice couch --- [14:30] <Leobot> i'm a nice couch ::[TimQuote <477>] :: <Eleanor> leobot, you are rather cool <Leobot> now you are rather cool <Eleanor> leobot yay <Eleanor> leobot, yay<Leobot> leobot yay<Eleanor> leobot, i'm bored<Leobot> Eleanor, only boring people get bored * Eleanor slaps jaya ::[TimQuote <478>] :: [15:35] <Eleanor> leobot, i'm bored --- [15:35] <Leobot> Eleanor, only boring people get bored --- [15:35] * Eleanor slaps jaya --- [15:36] <Eleanor> [15:35] <Eleanor> :P --- [15:36] <Eleanor> [15:35] <CSI_Soapy> hahahahaha --- [15:36] <Eleanor> [15:36] <Eleanor> jaya's in for it later :P --- [15:36] <Eleanor> [15:36] * JavaSraffie has joined #btts --- [15:36] <Eleanor> [15:36] * JavaSraffie is now known as Jay ::[TimQuote <479>] :: [15:42] <JayaSraffie> leobot, we love you --- [15:42] <Leobot> you need a love life ::[TimQuote <480>] :: [15:52] <JayaSraffie> leobot, freedom is a figment of the imagination --- [15:52] <Leobot> freedom is a spoon ::[TimQuote <481>] :: [16:21] <asidi> Leobot, are you having a good time? --- [16:21] <Leobot> asidi, im having an identity crisis ::[TimQuote <482>] :: [16:35] <Leobot> I compliment people for sex. ::[TimQuote <483>] :: [16:35] <Leobot> sophie and zemmie and jaya and eleanor are lovely ::[TimQuote <484>] :: [16:51] <Leobot> Happiness is a horny chatbot. ::[TimQuote <485>] :: <Tommm> sorry, im having to type one-handed at the mo cos my right hand is a bit sticky ::[TimQuote <486>] :: [7:53pm] JayaSraffie: leobot, what do you know about huginn [7:53pm] Leobot: touches up huginn ::[TimQuote <487>] :: [22:52:49] Eleanor: leobot, plasma lamp :: [22:52:52] Leobot: Eleanor, heather has a penis ::[TimQuote <488>] :: [9:56pm] Leobot: pajama people are hornier in the sand for longest ::[TimQuote <489>] :: <MelancholyMan> Leobot, which do you consider less acceptable - crude references to sexual acts or a few commonly used and subsequently fairly banal swear words? <Leobot> do you consider less acceptable crude references to sexual acts or a few days can keep up with the rest of the herd <MelancholyMan> Leobot, you misunderstood my question. <Leobot> MelancholyMan, you misunderstood my question ::[TimQuote <490>] :: [2:55pm] louisa: leobot, who is a naughty girl? [2:55pm] Leobot: louisa is a naughty girl ::[TimQuote <491>] :: [20:55] <heatheradair> i ordered forty stingrays --- [20:55] <jessia> i ordered five chickens once, it was odd, but it doesn't sound as weird as forty stingrays --- [20:56] <jessia> what are these stingrays for? --- [20:56] <heatheradair> starsphere --- [20:56] <jessia> well i ordered 5 REAL chickens, so there ::[TimQuote <492>] :: [19:21:49] Anoria: my hand, your pants, where else? ::[TimQuote <493>] :: <Huginn> When she locks the cuffs on your wrists and ankles, you'll think differently. <Anoria> and then when I step away holding the key and let my boyfriend get revenge :) ::[TimQuote <494>] :: [22:22:46] heatheradair: i think it means i'm supposed to marry you and bear your children. [22:22:51] heatheradair: pardon me, are you male? ::[TimQuote <495>] :: [03:40] <Anoria> everyone's always attacked by orgasms when I'm around ::[TimQuote <496>] :: [20:16] (@deerheart): Um no offense but Huginn, are you a bot? :D ::[TimQuote <497>] :: <@jessia> tianyi sounds chinese <@asidi> it's chinese ::[TimQuote <498>] :: [20:47] <IanG> I'm going to watch Location Location Location --- [20:47] <Catalina> now, there's the source of his sexual frustration. ::[TimQuote <499>] :: [21:59] <Catalina> i said I was a satanist at the dinner table, once. was ignored. ::[TimQuote <500>] :: bethan, asidi, rik, catalina, eleanor, heather, michael, ian, jamie, jaya, callum, louisa, alec, slizer, dan, leobot, and timbot faked this wonderful 500th timquote as we are great ::[TimQuote <501>] :: [22:34] * louisa is eating paper and has just realised it ::[TimQuote <502>] :: * moony- has quit IRC (Quit: These aren't the Queen's jewels! They just look like hers. Why would I sell you something that would get you hanged?) ::[TimQuote <503>] :: <JayaSraffie> i'm completely indian <asidi> and you tell me that now? <JayaSraffie> well...you know, i'm indian :/ <asidi> what else have you kept secret from me <PaulTemple> she's really attractive <asidi> you're completely right ian ::[TimQuote <504>] :: [01:32] <Anoria_> you have no idea how nostalgic I felt for uni, last week when I spilled weed killer on my hand :P ::[TimQuote <505>] :: [00:11] <JayaSraffie> no, it's one of those things that is the same in singular or plural --- [00:11] <JayaSraffie> like sheep or fish --- [00:11] <JayaSraffie> or...buffalo --- [00:11] <JayaSraffie> or callum --- [00:12] <JayaSraffie> one callum, a herd of callum --- [00:12] <JayaSraffie> that would be sexy ::[TimQuote <506>] :: [01:05] <JayaSraffie> the power of the internet means i can ignore you completely! --- [01:06] <krebbe> the power of public transport means I can stalk you relentlessly :P ::[TimQuote <507>] :: moony- has just read all the timquotes from 400 to 500. maybe moony should get a life. ::[TimQuote <508>] :: [19:11] <JayaSraffie> you want to have sex with a CORPSE? <DutchCrunch> ah yes, and men ::[TimQuote <509>] :: [14:53] <jessia_> summer is for nudity [14:53] <Jaya> because of the penguins ::[TimQuote <510>] :: [17:26:40] zemsquee: instead of sex, sraffies are now talking about kissing. this is fun and different ::[TimQuote <511>] :: [11:23pm] jessia: i remember you saying something like "evil" and "liar" but i can't remember the context ::[TimQuote <512>] :: [talking about #btts]<JayaSraffie> i mean, i do love you guys and stuff, and i trust you to an extent :P[awww - she likes us] ::[TimQuote <513>] :: [01:50] <Bethan> heather would make a great dominatrix --- [01:51] <Bethan> 'mistress heater' ::[TimQuote <514>] :: [14:33:12] <@Soapy> if my friends gave me nothing but sex toys and money for my birthdays i'd be so fucking happy ::[TimQuote <515>] :: [15:11] <Soapy> all disney songs are either about alcohol or orgasms ::[TimQuote <518>] :: [16:25] <JayaSraffie> i am the shizzle ::[TimQuote <519>] :: [15:37] <Brynjar_> who's the other Brynjar? --- [15:38] <Brynjar_> I just noticed a Brynjar_ --- [15:38] * Brynjar_ was kicked by Brynjar_ (Kick) --- [15:38] * LadyEleanor dies laughing --- [15:39] * SaferIfJaya shakes head in despair ::[TimQuote <520>] :: [17:48] <whitedust> AND NO ONE PRETEND TO BE ME AFTER I'M GONE. --- [17:48] * Ian__ is now known as Alaris ::[TimQuote <521>] :: [17:53] * Alaris is teh sex ::[TimQuote <522>] :: [19:45] <Tomm> (who is really sophie) I bet Tomm has a really large wangle --- [19:46] <SaferIfJaya> nah --- [19:46] <SaferIfJaya> gotta be pretty small to have that dexterity at typing ::[TimQuote <523>] :: [00:28] * Jessica_ is now known as jessia2 --- [00:28] <JayaSraffie> jess mach 2 --- [00:29] <Huginn> Jess turns you on at twice the speed of sound? ::[TimQuote <524>] :: [00:39] <jessia2> 4 hands, gets the job done faster =P ::[TimQuote <525>] :: * Miss_Parker has joined #btts <Soapy> Who are you? <Miss_Parker> Ian directed me here. <Miss_Parker> I'm from... Cittagazze! <Eleanor> *shock horror* not a cittagazzean! grab your torches and pitchforks ;) *rolls eyes* ::[TimQuote <526>] :: [11:51pm] heatheradair: i can't think of any other body parts that have bird names //[11:51pm] heatheradair: or the other way around // [11:52pm] solembum: legs? // [11:52pm] solembum: no // [11:52pm] solembum: wait ::[TimQuote <527>] :: [23:52] <Ian__> Orly? [23:53] <JayaSraffie> isn't it a blonde elf? ::[TimQuote <528>] :: 06:12 <@croak> sins are fun // 06:13 <@croak> i'm slowly working my way down the inferno. ::[TimQuote <529>] :: <Ian__> Brynjar - check your PMs <CeresW> pms? <Ian__> Private Messages <CeresW> do chaps get that? ::[TimQuote <530>] :: <JayaSraffie> well <JayaSraffie> I don't grope tentatively ::[TimQuote <531>] :: [17:27] * JayaSraffie snogs louisa [17:28] <Bethan> !orgy [17:28] <louisa> :D [17:28] <louisa> hooray [17:28] * JayaSraffie moans softly [17:29] <louisa> hahahha [17:29] * Bethan is too young to participate, but is happy to watch [17:29] <louisa> sraffiesex [17:30] * JayaSraffie wants louisa to go *further* [17:30] <louisa> :o [17:30] * louisa gropes [17:32] * JayaSraffie kisses louisa passionatley [17:32] <louisa> haha [17: ::[TimQuote <532>] :: <The_Beast> Swearing isn't childish. Name calling is. A good fuck or well timed bugger can be quite cathartic. ::[TimQuote <533>] :: <The_Beast> Swearing isn't childish. Name calling is. A good fuck or well timed bugger can be quite cathartic. <krebbe> :) ::[TimQuote <534>] :: [01:02] <jessia> what'd you use the lube for sans condom then? --- [01:03] <Tomsy> something i'm not going to discuss in the presence of minors :P --- [01:03] <Anoria> the coefficient of friction caused by fingerprints is rather troublesome, jess ::[TimQuote <535>] :: [11:33am] Slizer: damn, I got the discussion away from sex. My bad everyone my bad ::[TimQuote <536>] :: [22:24] <Huginn> I can do things with my legs you've only dreamed of. :P ::[TimQuote <537>] :: [23:12] <JayaSraffie> we probably shouldn't listen to ian --- [23:12] <JayaSraffie> i bet he's slept with a penguin --- [23:13] <Ian__> nothing happened --- [23:13] <Ian__> we just cuddled ::[TimQuote <538>] :: [00:18] <SaferIfJaya> most wow players only get to interact with their hands... ::[TimQuote <539>] :: Tomsy: your life remains unfulfilled Slizer: by your big weener? ::[TimQuote <540>] :: <Ian__> Brynjar should be home by now! <JayaSraffie> yeah i was thinking that <JayaSraffie> while i was...in the shower ::[TimQuote <541>] :: [00:02] <louisaway> MY VAGINA IS NOT A BAKERY :( ::[TimQuote <542>] :: <CeresW> i've got hay fever and flatulence ::[TimQuote <543>] :: [23:49] <Huginn> Ah, if they're not native, I would have no qualms about them being exterminated. ::[TimQuote <544>] :: [12:54am] moony-busy: it's funny how many things one can't buy with AUD$0 ::[TimQuote <545>] :: [01:09am] *moony_dreamy gets busy :P ::[TimQuote <546>] :: [18:22] <LadyEleanor> hey peter :) --- [18:22] <Lady_Bethan> hello peter! --- [18:22] <Old_Git> Hi Ele, Bethan. All aristocrats today? --- [18:23] * Lady_Bethan is eating Macaroni Cheese and Billy Bear Ham --- [18:23] <Lady_Bethan> yes ::[TimQuote <547>] :: [23:15] <Tomm> you're like a creepy drunk uncle, slizer ::[TimQuote <548>] :: [12:44] * Ralphie hugf EVWybobby! [12:44] * Bethan hugf Ralphie back [12:44] <Ralphie> Walfy. [12:44] *** Ralphie is now known as Walfy [12:44] * Walfy wuvs you awwl. [12:45] * Walfy WUVS towtuwing the engwif wanguafe. ::[TimQuote <549>] :: Dannii confesses to already being involved in the one #btts industry: <dannii> i dont care i would rather be a adult star as people take you more seriously ::[TimQuote <550>] :: [9:36pm] Ralphie: my friend, you are yet to meat the scottish sraffies ::[TimQuote <551>] :: [19:11] <Tommm> leobot, toke on my spliff --- [19:12] <Leobot> Tommm, toke on my 6 free dvd rental list ::[TimQuote <552>] :: [22:41] <ENG|krebbe> brad pitt is such a dream boat <33 ::[TimQuote <553>] :: <moony-> i have a magical green penis, i have a magical green penis... ::[TimQuote <554>] :: [1:06pm] Tomsy: !rimquote 305 ::[TimQuote <555>] :: Lauren-Jane has left us.quakenet.org (Quit: I <3 TimBot :X) <JavaSraffie> And now it's the two of us....in the bath... * LordMoony scrambles out ::[TimQuote <556>] :: [4:27pm] jessia: is swallowing semen a common practise? ::[TimQuote <557>] :: [15:43] * LadyEleanor is wearing a skirt today :o --- [15:43] * Dead_Voldy hopes she was wearing something before. --- [15:43] <krebbe> me too --- [15:44] <Dead_Voldy> wait...you're wearing a skirt too, or you hope what i hope too? --- [15:44] <krebbe> it's summer, it's nice to get some more airflow ::[TimQuote <558>] :: [14:46] <Lauren-Jane> i'm going to have to go in a couple of men ::[TimQuote <559>] :: [14:43] <Lauren-Jane> yes thats my goal for today [14:44] <moony-> what, learning how to spell or having sex with as many people as possible? ::[TimQuote <560>] :: [09:03am] whitedust: has returned // [09:04am] Tommm: oh wow, i had my head at an angle and i read that as "wihitedust was retarded" // [09:04am] Tommm: and i thought *was* !? ::[TimQuote <561>] :: [23:46:46] Blinkus: I've forgotten that I'm president and CEO of Flaming Monkey Inc. [23:46:50] Blinkus: I made t-shirts ::[TimQuote <562>] :: <Brynjar> Ich bin ein sexy, sexy nord ::[TimQuote <563>] :: [19:52] <Tomsy> male nipples are a consant reminder of the single crushing fact - we don't have boobs ::[TimQuote <564>] :: |<-- Huginn has left irc.quakenet.org (Quit: Which of you will follow me--follow me into the tides of darkness?) -- <jessia> michael's turned goth ::[TimQuote <565>] :: [22:40] <Blinkus> magic explains a lot [22:40] <JayaSraffie> yes, yes it does [22:40] <JayaSraffie> like war and religion [22:40] <CeresW> and jaya ::[TimQuote <566>] :: [23:27] <Tomsy> arrrgh, trust me to notice a mosquito on my arm, realise that it wasn't going anywhere in a hurry and that i could easily kill it, and yet still decide to give it the biggest smack possible, jarring my broken finger against my laptop in the process and entirely missing the mosquito ::[TimQuote <567>] :: [23:53] <Blinkus> I burned all my bras ::[TimQuote <568>] :: [11:09pm] Tomsy: i want to meet callum // [11:09pm] Tomsy: i want to braid his hair // [11:10pm] Tomsy: i want to do all the things to him that only i know how ::[TimQuote <569>] :: [00:31] <Blinkus> I have to maintain my modesty. --- [00:31] <JayaSraffie> in btts?! --- [00:31] <JayaSraffie> never! ::[TimQuote <570>] :: <Brynjar> anyone know of a system that allows me to download music free? :: <Blinkus> THE INTERNET ::[TimQuote <571>] :: <Ian__> I personally hate blacks, jews, gays, whites, french people, chocolate people, swedes, muslims, christians, english people, and american indians ::[TimQuote <572>] :: *moony- scuttles in the shadows <moony-> scuttle scuttle scuttle. ::[TimQuote <573>] :: [23:50] <heatheradair> oh i suck hardcore ::[TimQuote <574>] :: [01:05:44] heatheradair: so if someone sends you a card saying how much they "apreshiate" you .... is it horrible to not be touched simply because the spelling is godawful? [01:06:34] * Gabe read that as "apeshit" [01:07:05] heatheradair: i really apeshit you, Gabe ::[TimQuote <575>] :: [7:23pm] Brynjar: what does apeshitiate mean? // [7:23pm] Brynjar: the Oxford dictionary hasn't got it ::[TimQuote <576>] :: [7:51pm] moony_: watches the explosion of semen // [7:51pm] moony_: yep, that worked... ::[TimQuote <577>] :: (22:09:08) Anoria: want me to get you an autograph, michael? :P :: (22:09:21) Huginn: What would you do with it if you did? :P :: (22:09:27) Anoria: male it to you ::[TimQuote <578>] :: *LordMoony contemplates his ham sandwich ::[TimQuote <579>] :: <Tomsy> heather, does texttwist get harder as it goes along? :: <heatheradder> unlike your penis, no ::[TimQuote <580>] :: [ERROR] Connection to irc://us.quakenet.org/ (irc://us.quakenet.org/) reset. <moony-> shit. ::[TimQuote <581>] :: [Talking about masturbation] <Tommm> my friend did it in his GCSE spanish exam <Lauren-Jane> why did he do it? <Tommm> i think he did it just for the sake of doing it, to be honest <Lauren-Jane> good job it wasn't his oral really <moony-> bing? ::[TimQuote <582>] :: * Tomsy looks sadly at white stains on computer screen ::[TimQuote <583>] :: <Lauren-Jane> my hair is that bad i look like i've just had sex ::[TimQuote <584>] :: [08:57am] moony-: i'm into porn now ::[TimQuote <585>] :: [18:19] <Lauren-Jane> well i don't really have bad spelling on the baords [18:20] <Lauren-Jane> *boards ::[TimQuote <586>] :: [Ralphie is more British than he looks.] <moony-> !ti quote ::[TimQuote <587>] :: <Bethan> you can't kill callum! ::[TimQuote <588>] :: [19:39:36] * @JayaSraffie is dripping wet ::[TimQuote <589>] :: [20:12] <Soapy> Pussies don't look like fish out of water, Callum ::[TimQuote <590>] :: JavaSraffie: hello my little sraffie-poos! - Blinkus: I. - Blinkus: Am not a poo. - JavaSraffie: yes you are, Blinkus - Justine_: i concur - * Blinkus concedes. - Blinkus: Fine. - Blinkus: I am a poo. ::[TimQuote <591>] :: [14:22] <Penultimate> here it's 6:22 am --- [14:23] <Lauren-Jane> in the morning? --- [14:23] <Penultimate> that's what am generally means, yes --- [14:23] <Lauren-Jane> that was a stupid thing to say wasn't it? ::[TimQuote <592>] :: [23:41] <Soapy> I've never ever looked at porn in my entire life --- [23:41] <Tomsy> bollooooocks --- [23:41] * Jammy splutters :P --- [23:41] <Soapy> my nose just broke my computer screen --- [23:42] <Tomsy> pinocchio's nose is so phallic ::[TimQuote <593>] :: [19:12] <krebbe> stupid wiki ::[TimQuote <594>] :: <asidi> hey lj if you are an actress and i'm a movie maker... <moony-> and i'm a porn star... ::[TimQuote <595>] :: <TimBot> #BttS Stats Update initiated by Lauren-Jane - brace yourselves! * mr_turtle braces * mrs_turtle braces * Brynjar braces * Lauren-Jane braces ::[TimQuote <596>] :: [14:29] <mrs_turtle> !timquote ass <RazorStorm> yes, noire is the new black ::[TimQuote <597>] :: [14:28] <RazorStorm> yes, noire is the new black ::[TimQuote <598>] :: [12:19] <moony-> btw callum, i have declared open war on you. as soon as i have control of the world, i will be sending tanks over from israel to take over st helier. ::[TimQuote <599>] :: Bethan, moony, asidi, Brynjar, TimBot and Soapy have faked this 599 timquote so that we can all be in the 600th ::[TimQuote <600>] :: Bethan, moony, Lauren-Jane, asidi, Brynjar, TimBot and Soapy have faked this 600th timquote because we are simply to good to be true. ::[TimQuote <601>] :: < Brynjar> wash the shit? ::[TimQuote <602>] :: This timquote was stolen by penguins ::[TimQuote <603>] :: <louisa> I choked on a pretzel rod when I was five ::[TimQuote <604>] :: <Penultiamte> how do you get summoned by a peninsula <moony-> heh <moony-> with great pomp :) <Blinkus> huh <Tomsy> "come hither, for I am almost an island!" ::[TimQuote <605>] :: <Blinkus> I'm in no mood for innuendo. <Blinkus> unfortunately #btts drips with it. *Anoria bings sean ::[TimQuote <606>] :: [00:37:50] * Huginn is reading wiki to determine if there is any correlation between shoe size and penis size. [00:38:15] Gabe_: there isn't...eh, I mean...oh darn it [00:38:28] Huginn: ...the penis article is strangely locked due to recent vandalism. ::[TimQuote <607>] :: [00:09] * LadyEleanor has just tried on her new bikini and it fits ok and she likes it --- [00:10] * Blinkus has just tried on his new bikini and it doesn't fit and he frowns at it ::[TimQuote <608>] :: [10:07pm] Anoria: well... maybe not exemplary because I have to kind of make it not obvious that I want to get into my teacher's pants ::[TimQuote <609>] :: [10:12pm] *Blinkus: constricts his anus ::[TimQuote <610>] :: <moony-> you know, we should make a collection of the best timquotes <TimBot> Indeed. <moony-> Tim agrees. <TimBot> Indeed. <moony-> On the other hand, Tim always agrees... <TimBot> Indeed. ::[TimQuote <611>] :: Timquote update #1: (18:17:05) Brynjar: customers come in bursts, and that's a fact ::[TimQuote <612>] :: <Ian_> what about her pictures? <Huginn> Her pictures make my eyeballs bleed. <Anoria> that's not blood, and it's not your *eye*balls, huggy ::[TimQuote <613>] :: {on film goofs} [12:23] <Lauren-Jane> jurassic park has the worst one [12:23] <krebbe> yeah, dinosaurs aren't real! ::[TimQuote <614>] :: [8:40pm] heatheradair: i'm always hostile after experiencing radiation. ::[TimQuote <615>] :: [16:46] <son-of-robin> i am realy doubting my diagnosis of dyslexia [16:50] <Soapy> *really ::[TimQuote <616>] :: [6:39pm] Soapy: oh cunt // [6:40pm] Soapy: tere's a fucking moth // [6:40pm] Soapy: hoover // [6:40pm] krebbe: pounces on the moth and eats it ::[TimQuote <617>] :: [talking about soaps] [17:52] <JayaSraffie> i now know, from coronation street, what to do if i get pregnant at 13 [17:52] <JayaSraffie> keep it a secret and tell nobody ::[TimQuote <618>] :: [00:02] Huginn: I know that if a girl had just blown chunks, I would not want her vomit-filled mouth around my penis. ::[TimQuote <619>] :: [18:54] <Jaya> china has this massive firewall --- [18:54] <krebbe> the great firewall of china ::[TimQuote <620>] :: <Huginn> Well, by golly, I'm being touched by a female, how much of a punishment is that? * Anoria touches huggy * Huginn screams. <Huginn> Make it stop, make it stop! ::[TimQuote <621>] :: [19:02] <Ian_> and she thinks that me, her, and like 2 or 3 of our other friends from bramhall should go to london for the day [19:03] <Jaya> ah [19:03] <Jaya> when i started reading that sentence [19:03] <Jaya> i thought it was going to end with 'orgy' ::[TimQuote <622>] :: (23:36:35) heatherhere: leobot, i'm going to probe you now. :: (23:36:38) LeoBot: and scott was with an alien probe shoved up his ass ::[TimQuote <623>] :: blahblahblahblahblahblahblah ::[TimQuote <624>] :: <Penultimate> leobot, clean the catbox <LeoBot> i think maybe ill clean out the wife is pregnant again ::[TimQuote <625>] :: [12:56] <moony-> robinson. [12:56] * moony- glares frostily [12:56] <son-of-robin> yes [12:56] <moony-> bethan, why am i glaring at him? [12:56] <Bethan> uh... [12:57] <Bethan> pass [12:57] <moony-> that'll do [12:57] * Bethan snorts [12:57] <moony-> robinson, let it henceforth be known that I, moony, in my ultimate majesty and grace, am glaring at you because uh... [12:57] <moony-> quiet an ending. [12:57] <moony-> quite* ::[TimQuote <626>] :: [13:45] <moony-> what part of my body would you like, Tom? :D --- [13:45] <Tomsy> I WANT YOUR WILLY --- [13:45] <Tomsy> (you knew it could cum to this) --- [13:45] <moony-> I WANT YOURS FIRST! --- [13:46] <moony-> oh. god. --- [13:46] <moony-> And Cum It Has. :D ::[TimQuote <627>] :: This pornographic image was rated X+ and subsequently removed by the Health and Saftey Administration of BttS. We apologise for any inconvenience caused. ::[TimQuote <628>] :: [20:20] <Bethan> i used to have a pet rock... ::[TimQuote <629>] :: [21:22] <Blinking> "My vagina is a dolphin." ::[TimQuote <630>] :: [00:23] <Retty> i'd rather like a penis --- [00:24] <krebbe> you should ask Will to borrow his --- [00:24] <Soapy> I borrowed Ian's once, you could ask him --- [00:24] <krebbe> they're fully detatchable, we just don't liek to talk about it ::[TimQuote <631>] :: [00:25] <LadyEleanor> where do you keep yours when you're not using it then callum? :P --- [00:25] <Jaya> in my pocket --- [00:25] <Soapy> in a jar under the bed --- [00:25] <krebbe> in a drawer by my bed --- [00:25] <nosugarboy> do you put it in a glass of water at night? --- [00:26] <krebbe> men's urinals have a communal one you can borrow ::[TimQuote <632>] :: [00:26] * Tomsy actually tried taking his penis off just now to see if you were all telling the truth --- [00:26] <Tomsy> oww.. :( --- [00:27] <Retty> give it a good yanking tom, it's bound to do something eventually.. ::[TimQuote <633>] :: [02:59am] Blinkus: you chose a bad time to enter the chat.. // [02:59am] Blinkus: Heather is... // [02:59am] heatheradair: drunk. // [02:59am] Blinkus: touchy. // [02:59am] Blinkus: and moony is... // [02:59am] moony-: sexy. // [02:59am] Blinkus: well himself. ::[TimQuote <634>] :: <moony_> leobot, i'm afraid your logic is flawed from the outset. <LeoBot> im afraid your logic is flawed from the high tinker mekkatorque ::[TimQuote <635>] :: [21:26:24] <@asidi> THE FUCKING MACHINE TURNED ON [21:26:30] <@asidi> maybe screwing around is useful ::[TimQuote <636>] :: [23:50] <LadyEleanor> oh good, someone's alive at least :P --- [23:51] * Jammy sticks his arms out infront of himself and start groaning... --- [23:51] <Jammy> Brains, Brain.... mmmmm... --- [23:51] <Soapy> Oooerrr --- [23:51] <Soapy> I thought it was going to be something naughty --- [23:51] <Soapy> just a zombie --- [23:51] <Soapy> carry on ::[TimQuote <637>] :: [23:55] * Penultimate is now known as vegan_zombie --- [23:55] <vegan_zombie> graaaaains.... ::[TimQuote <638>] :: [7:33pm] Soapy: !stats // [7:33pm] heatheradair: !stats // [7:33pm] TimBot: 5 seconds until stats update can be requested. // [7:33pm] LadyEleanor: !stats // [7:33pm] Blinkus: !stats // [7:34pm] LadyEleanor: !stats // [7:34pm] LadyEleanor: !stats // [7:34pm] LadyEleanor: !stats // [7:34pm] TimBot left the chat room. (Excess Flood) // [7:34pm] LadyEleanor: !stats // [7:34pm] LadyEleanor: !stats // [7:34pm] Blinkus: !stats ::[TimQuote <639>] :: [13:22] * Tomsy skips gaily downstairs for breakfast --- [13:23] <Tomsy> actually, fuck it. *charges downstairs with a great degree of masculinity and a woman in his arms* --- [13:23] <Tomsy> breakfast, ho! ::[TimQuote <640>] :: [18:07] <Tommm> in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the timbot sleeps tonight. in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the timbot sleeps tonight. a-weeeeeee-eeee-atimbotwhumbawhey ::[TimQuote <641>] :: [20:31] <Jammy> Oi, Soapy i always do a sheep after someone does a moo >.< ::[TimQuote <642>] :: [00:20] <moony_> hey ladies, i'm tied down :D --- [00:20] <Jaya> good --- [00:20] <Jaya> stay there ::[TimQuote <643>] :: <moony_> you can have a... *counts orfices* 7-way <moony_> 2 ears, 2 nostrils, 1 mouth, 2 lower regions. <krebbe> you forgot the eyes ::[TimQuote <644>] :: (22:08:18) moony_: i would've found the sight of heather's willy covered in liquid gold even more disturbing. ::[TimQuote <645>] :: <LeoBot> we have to write heather a concise and informative lecture about penises <moony_> :D <LeoBot> but the men in white coats are coming ::[TimQuote <646>] :: <Huginn> We're talking about penises. <at-the-stars> yay! <at-the-stars> my favorite topic <moony_> heather's many penises. <Tomsy> she's like shiva! <Tomsy> but.. with cocks ::[TimQuote <647>] :: <Jaya> i took a photo in amsterdam of a coca cola sign <Jaya> it was red <Jaya> with white writing ::[TimQuote <648>] :: [Counting in Pullmans] <moony_> well, $20 AUD will buy you... lyra's oxford, actually :P ::[TimQuote <649>] :: [00:40] <Huginn> And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how the human male enters the unconscious state in adulthood. It is greatly facilitated through vigorous physical activity, after which the male usually falls asleep in short order, much to the consternation of the partner. ::[TimQuote <650>] :: [22:46:47] mrs_pants: yes... with enough examinations, i'm sure we'll have a full family of shorts running around ::[TimQuote <651>] :: moony_: what does mode m even mean? :: asidi: "die, n00b" ::[TimQuote <652>] :: (19:07:51) Tomsy: like timbot, but with more page turning, and less rape ::[TimQuote <653>] :: <ali_> beastiality is fun. ::[TimQuote <654>] :: [10:56pm] Blinking: I watched Kill Me Softly only for the reason that Heather Graham gets naked in it [10:56pm] moony_: :P [10:56pm] ali_: now THAT"S a good plot. ::[TimQuote <655>] :: [newbies are woefully unaware of the dangers of bings.] *Eddy contemplates walfy's ham sandwich ::[TimQuote <656>] :: [The Society's new survey] <moony_> eddy, do you think the HDM movies should be made and why not? ::[TimQuote <657>] :: <Eddy> leobot, should we burn EVERYTHING? <LeoBot> theres a fetish for everything ::[TimQuote <658>] :: [14:43] <Tomsy> perhaps i shouldn't have agreed to play football today. staying in bed on the computer is so much funner --- [14:43] <Tomsy> good god, i'm turning into callum ::[TimQuote <659>] :: <moony_> i wonder how long it takes for vanilla to grow? <asidi> we need bees to pollute us <moony_> :D <moony_> pollinate, asidi. ::[TimQuote <660>] :: [19:11] <ali_> when I was younger, I used to find Bart hot. --- [19:11] <ali_> is that odd? --- [19:11] <Lauren-Jane> yes --- [19:11] <Lauren-Jane> very --- [19:12] <ali_> but he's a hot cartoon character... actually, I used to have the BIGGEST crush on Ash from Pokemon. but now that i'm officially making a fool of myself... ::[TimQuote <661>] :: [20:06] <ali_packing> yesterday i had the best typo ever, something along the lines of ";msdy;o osfk" ... i had my hands in the wrong place. --- [20:07] <ali_packing> god that sounded bad :O ::[TimQuote <662>] :: [20:47] <Tomsy> penguins are demons in the sack ^_^ ::[TimQuote <663>] :: PROOF, HA! [00:33] <Soapy> you keep calling me evil [00:33] <krebbe> ok, you're not evil ::[TimQuote <664>] :: [7:30pm] Soapy: It's Missy_Me's brother! // [7:30pm] Blinked: *magical brother // [7:31pm] Blinked: hes like some kind of illiterate harry potter ::[TimQuote <665>] :: (23:03:24) Blinked: what are women for but gagging on men's penises ::[TimQuote <666>] :: * Huginn notes to self: statistics rock girls' socks off. - Anoria: stats are sexy - croak: sexy stats are sexier. - Blinked: sexier stats are sexiest - Jammy: but surely the sexiest stats are sexier? :P ::[TimQuote <667>] :: (01:44:30) moony_: this is sad :: (01:44:36) moony_: i was polishing my lightsaber :: (01:44:52) moony_: it went all shiny. ::[TimQuote <668>] :: [23:06] <louisa> I'm hungryyy --- [23:06] <heatheradair> for Tomsy? --- [23:06] <louisa> yes --- [23:06] <louisa> for teh tomsy cock --- [23:06] <Tomsy> oh my.. --- [23:07] <Tomsy> yeah, my cock's got a couple of michelin stars under its belt ::[TimQuote <669>] :: [23:26] <heatheradair> what are your thoughts on black stockings? --- [23:26] <Ian_> depends whether you're wearing them or they're on my floor, heather ::[TimQuote <670>] :: (upon seeing heather's nick as 'heatherwedding') [00:58] <Retty> christ, Heather's getting married? :S --- [00:59] <Huginn> No, she's just going to a wedding. ::[TimQuote <671>] :: (upon seeing heather's nick as 'heatherwedding') [00:58] <Retty> christ, Heather's getting married? :S --- [00:59] <Huginn> No, she's just going to a wedding. :: ::[TimQuote <672>] :: [06:27am] moony_: mum just came into the room and asked why i have a magical green penis :( ::[TimQuote <673>] :: [19:58] <Tomsy> my girlish charm is the envy of many...girls ::[TimQuote <674>] :: [00:19] <Soapy> PEEEEETTTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR [00:19] * CeresW has quit IRC (Ping timeout) ::[TimQuote <675>] :: [00:23] <krebbe> the aussies are all nuts :P ::[TimQuote <676>] :: [9:31pm] LeoBot: stop seducing me ::[TimQuote <677>] :: (01:12:01) ***Anoria goes back to memorizing pi and leaves michael to his nerdy enterprises :: (01:12:14) Jammy: 3.12 is close enough for me :P ::[TimQuote <678>] :: * SoapyBot sends telepathic messages to Raevyn to get her to come online :: -!- Jammy [~jammy@JimJam.users.quakenet.org] has joined #btts ::[TimQuote <679>] :: <moony_> waves the magic wank <moony_> wand* ::[TimQuote <680>] :: <ali_> The farther you go down the G-string, the stickier it gets. ::[TimQuote <681>] :: [21:40] <SLizer> Eddykins I SHalt SILENCE Ya wITH MY BaNANA YARR ::[TimQuote <683>] :: <asidi> you both just came simultaneously ::[TimQuote <684>] :: [23:58] <Soapy> All this talk about porn makes me want pop corn :S ::[TimQuote <685>] :: [00:02] <Blinkus> I envision Louisa as some sort of smutty snorlax of porn --- [00:02] <Blinkus> when you play the porn-flute, you entice her out of hibernation ::[TimQuote <686>] :: [10:21pm] Blinkus: I'm a small mexican woman with a flaccid penis. // [10:21pm] *Blinkus sighs. ::[TimQuote <687>] :: [19:05] <Tomseh> i feel like i have pretty decent genes :P [19:05] <Tomseh> no history of mental health in my family. *nods* [19:05] <Tomseh> *mental illness [19:05] <Tomseh> crap.. ::[TimQuote <688>] :: <moony_> i have a magical green penis <moony_> don't you know <moony_> it's detachable and glows in the dark and evrything <moony_> brand new model <Lauren-Jane> what is? <moony_> has a little magnet spot so you can retrieve it from behind cupboards <Lauren-Jane> your passport? <moony_> and a retractable hook to hang it up <moony_> :D HAHAHAHAHA!!! ::[TimQuote <689>] :: [21:55] <krebbe> change the username from chatzilla to something else [21:57] [21:57] * Enitharmon has joined #btts[21:58] <krebbe> that didn't turn out well, Rosie :P [21:58] <krebbe> [21:57] *** Enitharmon (~Femme_Fat@host81-151-0-59.range81-151.btcentralplus.com) has joined #btts ::[TimQuote <690>] :: [10:38pm] Huginn: I smell sex from a mile away. // [10:38pm] Blinkus: wow. // [10:38pm] Blinkus: too bad Heather lives like.. more than a mile away. ::[TimQuote <691>] :: [11:20pm] moony_: ... it's huge, therefore i haven ::[TimQuote <692>] :: * CeresW hugs his p(an)da ::[TimQuote <693>] :: Coyness in #btts personified: <Soapy> did I hear someone say 'sex'? ::[TimQuote <694>] :: [23:30] * heatheradair sews Justine_'s anus shut ::[TimQuote <695>] :: [01:39] <ali_> nooooooooooooo! I dropped my devil horns in salad dressing! ::[TimQuote <696>] :: [03:16] <ali_> mhmm, we had sausages (please refrain from any jokes) [03:16] <Tomsy> omg penis [03:16] <louisa> PENISSS ::[TimQuote <697>] :: [11:29pm] heatheradair: hello you little raustralian casanova // [11:30pm] moony_: hello you texan desert dwelling funny-voiced porn queen :P ::[TimQuote <698>] :: <louisa> I want real cock ::[TimQuote <699>] :: [20:15] <Ian> I have a nice photo of you louisa --- [20:15] <Ian> which i found while trawling through my favourites --- [20:15] <louisa> DON'T WANK TO IT --- [20:15] <louisa> no wanky ::[TimQuote <700>] :: This 700th timquote was faked by Eleanor, Ian, Lauren-Jane, Blinky, Louisa, heatheradair, Bethan, son-of-robin, Rik, and TimBot because nobody else could be bothered to put their hand up to be included :P ::[TimQuote <701>] :: callum and heather faked this 701st timquote because we rule all (and wanted revenge) ::[TimQuote <702>] :: [00:36] * Tomsy has his way with a test tube --- [00:36] <Tomsy> now it's got pregnant and turned into a conical flask ::[TimQuote <703>] :: [00:51] <LOUISA> is 7.5 GB a good size of a season of a tv show? --- [01:08] <LOUISA> DOWNLOADING:84 DAYS REMAINING --- [01:08] <LOUISA> NOOOOOOOOO --- [01:08] <LOUISA> 170 DAYS! --- [01:08] <LOUISA> AGHH ::[TimQuote <704>] :: [10:45pm] Brynjar: magically massage me :P ::[TimQuote <705>] :: [9:54pm] krebbe: and ultimately we don't care about your bra size any more than you care about my 10 inch penis // [9:54pm] Huginn: Since when do inches = centimeters? ::[TimQuote <706>] :: [20:35] <ali_> this is the only place where you can ask a guy who is pretending to be a mexican woman about his/her penis, and the question be called sensible. --- [20:36] <Bethan> i love #btts :) --- [20:37] <ali_> so do I ^-^ ::[TimQuote <707>] :: (21:16:19) moony_: MMU? :: (21:16:34) moony_: mediore mammoth uterus? ::[TimQuote <708>] :: [15:07] <louisa> besides // [15:07] <louisa> your mom's really really ugly // [15:08] <Tomsy> yes // [15:08] <Tomsy> she is // [15:08] <Tomsy> and so is that boy ::[TimQuote <709>] :: [20:06] <Soapy> Huginn, you're clever - give me some of your sperm ::[TimQuote <710>] :: [about Bethan] <moony_> i want to hear her voice :) <Ian> it's sexy <Ian> and I want to do her, on account of it ::[TimQuote <711>] :: <heatheradair> i've just stopped bleeding from my vagina, Lauren-Jane <heatheradair> isn't that nice? ::[TimQuote <712>] :: [20:56:42] Huginn: I, for one, do not want to have sex with a shoe. :: Huginn: Even if it has a vagina. ::[TimQuote <713>] :: [09:42] <moony_> slightly! slightly! i am MUCH taller than you, thankyou very much. [09:43] <Eddykins> i just started my growth spurts [09:43] <Ian_School> bing ::[TimQuote <714>] :: [19:52] <Blinkus> my brother, whose good taste in music I have benefitted from for years [19:52] <Blinkus> likes Kanye, but I don't understand it [19:52] <Bethan> kanye west? [19:52] <Blinkus> no, his brother [19:52] <Blinkus> Kanye East ::[TimQuote <715>] :: * Huginn has left #btts (1 meal in a day isn't bad, right?) ::[TimQuote <716>] :: {Ali's dirtiness campaign } <louisacannibal> hair doesn't grow faster when it's shaved :: <Brynjar> oi, it reacts like bushes do! :: <ali_> Haha that sounds so bad... ::[TimQuote <717>] :: [22:23] * TimBot passes gas_in a tissue ::[TimQuote <718>] :: <Anoria> finally. |<-- Anoria has left us.quakenet.org (Excess Flood) ::[TimQuote <719>] :: JavaSraffie: lmao how'd you know im on the java client? ::[TimQuote <720>] :: <Blinkus> my juice ::[TimQuote <721>] :: <Blinkus> my juice <Blinkus> :( <Blinkus> its everywhere but in my mouth> ::[TimQuote <722>] :: * King_Bryn unsheaths his sword ::[TimQuote <723>] :: (22:09:52) Anoria: laptops are meant to be taken to bed ::[TimQuote <724>] :: <PaulTemple> Orgasm sucks * Anoria will try to exercise feminine wiles on HC and change that :P ::[TimQuote <725>] :: [18:45] * ally assmunches Sean ::[TimQuote <726>] :: <son-of-robin> i getting wet <Brynjar> calm down now matt ::[TimQuote <727>] :: [12:43am] Huginn: Do you like being handcuffed, Heather? // [12:43am] heatheradair: :) // [12:44am] Huginn: And on that note, I'm going to go take a shower. ::[TimQuote <728>] :: <ally> Get your free trial of taternet with the purchase of your new Computater! - <Blinkus> we have our own GPS satellite made of potatoes - <ally> Space Potatoes! - <Blinkus> *satellite network - <Blinkus> no no... - <Blinkus> wait for it.. - <Blinkus> Spudnet!!! ::[TimQuote <729>] :: <Huginn> We're sraffies, we can make anything hard. ::[TimQuote <730>] :: <louisa> iEnjoy iAnal iSex ::[TimQuote <731>] :: * Lauren-Jane has ooobs! <ali_hw> BIG ooobs ::[TimQuote <732>] :: <ali_hw> ( . ) ( . ) <--- pamela andersson. - <Blinkus> ( . ) ( . ) - <iLouisa> (...)(.......) - <iLouisa> (.)(.)(.) - <Blinkus> (.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.) ::[TimQuote <733>] :: <ali_hw> THEY WRECK MY COCKS <Lauren-Jane> how many do you have ali? <ali_hw> 8 ::[TimQuote <734>] :: (19:06:10) tom_hw: a boy rubbed my clitoris at a party on friday :: (19:06:36) tom_hw left the room (Kicked by Ian_ (you're a dick, so you can't have a clit ;))). ::[TimQuote <735>] :: <Ian_> I'll write SWALK on it if you like :P <Blinkus> *STALK ::[TimQuote <736>] :: <moony> olivia! noo! <moony> you changed your avatar! <moony> now i'll never know if i mastrubated or not! * moony whimpers ::[TimQuote <737>] :: Bethan is now known as WonderBethan :: Dunc is now known as WonderDunc :: WonderDunc is now known as SuperDunc :: WonderBethan is now known as SuperBeth ::[TimQuote <738>] :: =-= SLizer was booted from #btts by moony (Look, I'm trying to fuck Bethan here, do you mind?) ::[TimQuote <739>] :: sexes Bethan before everyone because Bethan is teh sexiest sex to ever sex this sexy planet. ::[TimQuote <740>] :: =-= Dunc is now known as Mr_Awesome =-= WonderWoman [Olivia] is now known as Mrs_Awesome ::[TimQuote <741>] :: <Blinkus> I'm coming for you Alaris! ::[TimQuote <742>] :: <ali_c> right, I promised to have sex with you Bethan --- <Bethan> well, i wouldn't mind :P ---- <Dunc> who wouldn't --- <ali_c> the pope? --- <Bethan> well, he's german :P ::[TimQuote <743>] :: [14:58] <ali_> lol my friend misspelled iliterate ::[TimQuote <744>] :: <moony> did it flood-kick me? no, good :P [ERROR] Closing Link: moony by clanservers.us.quakenet.org (Excess Flood) ::[TimQuote <745>] :: <ali_> I think i laugh my ass off too much... I'll have no more ass by the time I'm 20. ::[TimQuote <746>] :: While talking about his parents having sex <Blinkus> new topic please!!!! --- <ali_> Okay okay... lets talk about ponies. --- <Blinkus> great, now I'm thinking about pony sex. --- <Blinkus> Damnit! ::[TimQuote <747>] :: <Soapy> Brooke used to do that with me and her ex when we were in bed together. ::[TimQuote <748>] :: (21:44:55) Brynisbian: I have a sharp knife :: (21:45:03) Huginn: I have scissors... :: (21:45:10) Brynisbian: I have pissors :: (21:45:21) ALIinLESBIAN: PISSORS? LOL WHAT? :: (21:45:27) Brynisbian: for pissing :: (21:45:29) Brynisbian: off :: (21:45:31) Brynisbian: people :: (21:45:41) SEANITA: LIKE A PENIS :: (21:45:43) SEANITA: BUT FOR CONVERSATION ::[TimQuote <749>] :: <ALI_> SEAN, IF YOU WERE A GIRL I'D DO YOU. --- * BLINKUS is now known as SEANITA --- <SEANITA> DO ME. ::[TimQuote <750>] :: [01:11am] moony: you're a toadstool, michael // [01:11am] ââ¬Â¢ moony is feeling very cheerful ::[TimQuote <751>] :: [15:09] <Dunc> keep reading ehater as the other name of the subtle knife :: [15:09] <Dunc> asshatter think it is :: [15:09] <heatherannoyed> aesahaettr :P :: [15:09] <Bethan> dunc, you asshat :P ::[TimQuote <752>] :: <ali_> I was playing with boys once.. so.. um... ::[TimQuote <753>] :: <solembum> how's it going? <ali_> good god, you? ::[TimQuote <754>] :: <Jaya> ali, go out with ian ::[TimQuote <755>] :: (@jessia): music is my hot hot sex =) ::[TimQuote <756>] :: Added on a whim by Ian who for some reason found this funny: * jessia is now known as chocojess ::[TimQuote <757>] :: Also added on Ian's whim: * louisa LICKS * Soapy grins like a loon ::[TimQuote <758>] :: <Soapy> trust me, you'd hear if I screamed <Soapy> it's huge ::[TimQuote <759>] :: [16:48] <Soapy> My dad used to sleepwalk --- [16:49] <Soapy> and, uh, he slept naked. So... yeah... that wasn't a particularly nice childhood memory :P ::[TimQuote <760>] :: [15:20:] <PaulTempleMeads> I know more about the bible than HDM :: <PaulTempleMeads> its awful, that bit at the end :: <PaulTempleMeads> where that good guy dies :: <PaulTempleMeads> you know :: <PaulTempleMeads> Dumbledome ::[TimQuote <761>] :: Discussing photographs of Dawn: <Huginn> Her pictures turn men to stone. ::[TimQuote <762>] :: (22:04:09) moony: anyone noticed the *length* of dawn's penis? :: (22:04:29) Anoria: mine's bigger than seanita's! ::[TimQuote <763>] :: [10:25pm] Huginn: Somebody steaking us out could easily just have seen that on the forums and decided to mention it here. // [10:25pm] Blinkus: haha // [10:25pm] Blinkus: steaking ::[TimQuote <764>] :: [03:30] <seanita> Blind chicks are always hot. // [03:30] <moony> they grope *everything* ::[TimQuote <765>] :: [20:03] <Huginn> Chocolate covered condoms, chocolate covered vibrators... ::[TimQuote <766>] :: <ali_> I named my MP3 player Booby ^-^ ::[TimQuote <767>] :: <jessaway> NO ONE SPOIL LOST IN HERE SVP! -- <blinky> OH MY GOD THE ISLAND IS REALLY A PENINSULA! ::[TimQuote <768>] :: [15:37] <asidi> soaphy? [15:37] <moony> i read that as 'sodomy' and got excited ::[TimQuote <769>] :: <blinkyblah> I think darren is the only person older than me that still sort of comes <Anoria> bing ::[TimQuote <770>] :: <Lord_Soapy> I wonder if Gandalf [the White] has white pubes ::[TimQuote <771>] :: * Joins: jessia___ :: <Anoria> three jessias, and counting? :: * blinkus is now known as jessia_ :: <jessia_> someone should continue with four underscores. :: <jessia___> that's going to confuse me :: <jessia___> i won't know if i'm talking or not ::[TimQuote <772>] :: (22:05:00) kirjava_: YES! :: (22:05:08) kirjava_: my neopets will beat me to mcgill ::[TimQuote <773>] :: (22:17:57) Huginn: Dude, you just put your address in #btts. :: (22:18:10) Huginn: You can now expect copies of Playboy and Maxim on your doorstep. :: (22:19:00) Huginn: Well, either those or you'll get animal porn. :: (22:19:17) seb-icy: Animal porn might be a bit interesting ::[TimQuote <774>] :: <moony> hello thoapth. <Soapy> Who? <moony> Thoapy. <moony> I theem to have acquired a virtual lithp. ::[TimQuote <775>] :: *moony dances * TimBot dances with moony * Bethan elbows TimBot out of the way ::[TimQuote <776>] :: [17:29] <Duncan> Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick? ::[TimQuote <777>] :: <Soapy> oh shit <Soapy> dropped my mum's camera on the floor <Duncan> say it was the cat <Soapy> we don't have a cat :S <Duncan> buy a cat ::[TimQuote <778>] :: krebbe: is it not a cock if it's not hard? ::[TimQuote <779>] :: <krebbe> what's hdm? <krebbe> oh wait, i remember ::[TimQuote <780>] :: [01:14am] Anoria: hahaha // [01:14am] Anoria: clits. ::[TimQuote <781>] :: [19:07] <Dunc> I was fairly good at it [drawing] in school, its all gone now --- [19:07] <Dunc> my circles usually end up looking like barry white ::[TimQuote <782>] :: [21:16] <Huginn> I'd say evil twin, but you must already be the evil half. --- [21:17] <Anoria> I'd prefer an evil twin, then at least we'd agree on things ::[TimQuote <783>] :: [22:34] (@jessia): do switzerland and beijing share a border? ::[TimQuote <784>] :: [23:01] <jessia> i was like..... rabbit.... sex.... how do those go together... rabbits have lots of babies... okay... no, that's not it.... ::[TimQuote <785>] :: [02:11] <ali_math> btw, is there a term for having sex with people who are in a coma? is it semi-necrophilia? [from completely out of nowhere] --- [02:12] <ali_math> someone was asking me this today at lunch and i had no idea --- [02:12] <Huginn> Ali, you're odd. ::[TimQuote <786>] :: [02:27] (@ali_math): wow this conversation is making me hornier than David Copperfield. ::[TimQuote <787>] :: [17:36] <Jaya> i was just going to write the word 'what' and it came out as 'shag' because of where my fingers were :S ::[TimQuote <788>] :: <ali_> I am your father, Tom ::[TimQuote <789>] :: [02:08] <Eleanor> baa --- [02:08] <Jammy> moo --- [02:08] <Eleanor> chirp --- [02:08] <Jammy> naaah --- [02:08] <Eleanor> what goes naaah? :/ --- [02:08] <Jammy> a horse? :P --- [02:08] <Eleanor> that would be neigh, dear --- [02:08] <Tomsy> a negative sheep ::[TimQuote <790>] :: <jessia> I had a classmate who talked about his cat killing birds a lot - his mother made him take care of their corpses <jessia> they lived next to the local conservative candidate for MP <jessia> so he threw them in his backyard ::[TimQuote <791>] :: (14:32:35) lullabytoicarus: Oh meep. :: (14:32:48) krebbe: don't swear :: (14:32:58) Huginn: Callum and Jaya are merging! :: (14:33:07) Huginn: They hath become one flesh, one mind! :: (14:33:14) ***krebbe cries :: (14:33:14) lullabytoicarus: To become silly putty! ::[TimQuote <792>] :: <Huginn> I'm hunting for wabbits! <jessia> that's dirty ::[TimQuote <793>] :: [after showing her a picture of a guy chugging maple syrup] <jessia> why is he naked? ::[TimQuote <794>] :: <Dunc> I tell you, I once replaced my power unit twice before I realised it was not plugged in properly ::[TimQuote <795>] :: <krebbe> bah <krebbe> stupid stupid stupid <Jaya> the light in my microwave doesn't seem to be working... ::[TimQuote <796>] :: [6:52pm] louisa: I worry about "coming out" as kinky to a guy I'm in a relationship with // [6:53pm] Tomsy: i worry about "coming out" as a homosexual to a girl I'm in a relationship with ::[TimQuote <797>] :: <JavaSraffie> oh. bye. I will miss you all! I hate it when I have to wait till I'm thirteen :: <jess> yes, it sucks doesn't it :: <jess> too bad :: <jess> good night :: * Quits: JavaSraffie (~Jaffie@64-199-236-176.ip.mcleodusa.net) (Quit: I <3 TimBot :X) :: <ali_> OMG> :: * Seb-Gage sighs :: <Anoria> sigh of relief :: <thelpunkes> bleh, finally :: <Seb-Gage> lolzors :: <ali_> thank god. :: <jess> thank gods! ::[TimQuote <798>] :: (23:18:18) thelpunkes: i want new panties. i have to go shopping :: (23:20:40) thelpunkes: only perverts say panties ;) ::[TimQuote <799>] :: [23:31:45] <thelpunkes> hey, sophie taught me female anatomy, cos biology class wouldnt ::[TimQuote <800>] :: [00:05] <Jaya> now that it is midnight i have to go --- [00:05] <Jaya> my computer is turning into a pumpkin as we speak ::[TimQuote <801>] :: [01:59] (@Tommm): that chat screen tells so many stories [02:00] (@jessia): tom wasn't jenny was he? [02:00] (@jessia): it's tom so i have to ask ::[TimQuote <802>] :: <Huginn> Hmm, something went wonky with my audio again, I'll be rebooting. *** Huginn has joined #btts <Huginn> And this is me realizing that I just didn't have my headphones plugged in. ::[TimQuote <803>] :: [23:34] <jessia> that was fast ian --- [23:35] <PaulTemple> that's me jess ;) --- [23:35] <CSI_Soapy> that's not something to be proud of, ian ::[TimQuote <804>] :: [23:37] <Eleanor> group hug? --- [23:37] * Eleanor hugs #btts --- [23:37] * PaulTemple hugs #btts --- [23:37] * jessia hugs #btts --- 23:37] * Tomsy mugs #btts --- [23:37] * PaulTemple shoots Tomsy --- [23:38] * Tomsy gives ian an ASBO ::[TimQuote <805>] :: [23:55] <jessia> !stats -- [23:55] <TimBot> 14m until jessia can request her stats update. -- [23:55] <PaulTemple> !reset -- [23:55] <PaulTemple> !timerreset -- [23:56] <PaulTemple> reset! --- [23:56] <jessia> !teaset ::[TimQuote <806>] :: <ali_> !IRLstats :: <TimBot> TimBot's IRLStats - The most active sraffies in IRL for the last 24 hours are: None. None of you said anything. Why? Because you were all on the fucking internet, that's why. :: <TimBot> #btts stats updated by ali_! They're sraftastic! - http://krebbe.qpoz.com/btts/ ::[TimQuote <807>] :: heatheradair: i need more of an intro :-\ :: Huginn: Pretend the paper is sex. The beginning should tease them properly, so that they keep begging for more. :: heatheradair: well the beginning is good :: heatheradair: it just needs a little more foreplay :: Huginn: A more feminine touch, instead of a manly charge ahead? :: heatheradair: yes. :: heatheradair: my writing currently has a penis. ::[TimQuote <808>] :: (@jessia): if i was meeting sraffies, i'd always be making sure i had escape routes ::[TimQuote <809>] :: <Eleanor> only in this chat can you announce you have wings and nobody pays it the blindest bit of notice :/ ::[TimQuote <810>] :: <Tomsy> if anyone gave me any shit, i'd just pull it out and they'd be terrified ::[TimQuote <811>] :: <jessia> thanks for the chemistry caz :: <krebbe> any time :P :: <krebbe> one day someone will say that to me after sex ::[TimQuote <812>] :: <ali_> Kill me. --- * heatheradair kills ali --- <heatheradair> now you kill me back --- * ali_ kills heather --- <Huginn> If only I were a necrophile. ::[TimQuote <813>] :: [15:07] * krebbe covers Ele in warm milky tea --- [15:07] <CSI_Soapy> That doesn't sound as sexy as it should --- [15:07] <CSI_Soapy> tea is totally sexy --- [15:07] <CSI_Soapy> and so is Ele --- [15:07] <CSI_Soapy> but... --- [15:07] <CSI_Soapy> them together? --- [15:08] <CSI_Soapy> it's like... chocolate spread and pesto ::[TimQuote <814>] :: [20:39] * blinky has joined #btts --- [20:39] * krebbe sets mode: +o blinky --- [20:40] <blinky> pppeeennniiisss!!!111oneoneoneeleveneleveneleven --- [20:40] * blinky is now known as blinkyaway ::[TimQuote <815>] :: (@PaulTemple): We've been pretty low in the history of #btts, but dunc just took us down a bit further (@Dunc): you wern't here when Tom was acting as soapys sanitry towl then ::[TimQuote <816>] :: [18:32] <Anoria> points for not saying "h8", but really does a sraffie need the approval of someone who spells it's with a z? ::[TimQuote <817>] :: [20:12] <CSI_Soapy> Freezing in my house --- [20:13] * CSI_Soapy puts nipples back in ::[TimQuote <818>] :: <CSI_Soapy> yay! cavelesbian threesome! ::[TimQuote <819>] :: <krebbe> should my pussy be making squelching noises? <krebbe> i think her digestive system has gone a bit weird <Huginn> You know, in the context of that Charmaine conversation, that was an odd tangent. ::[TimQuote <820>] :: [19:31] <Anoria> I'm going to go meet my doom, back later ::[TimQuote <821>] :: <CSI_Soapy> would your daemon be a panda, peter? <CSI_Soapy> who thinks mine would be a rabbit? <Jaya> i thought it would be a hobbit ::[TimQuote <822>] :: [22:29] <PaulTemple> I don't have one ... they cut it away :/ --- [22:30] <Jaya> wait --- [22:30] <Jaya> are we talking about your penis or your daemon now? --- [22:30] <Jaya> i always get mixed up :( ---[22:31] * PaulTemple is now known as DaemonIan --- [22:31] <Peterkin> ian's penis *is* his daemon --- [22:31] <Jaya> no no --- [22:31] <Jaya> louisa's daemon is a penis ::[TimQuote <823>] :: [22:32] <Eleanor> maybe louisa's daemon is ian's penis? --- [22:32] <Peterkin> if ian's penis is louisa's daemon --- [22:33] <Peterkin> then ian's a witch --- [22:33] <Brynjar> so what's being discussed? --- [22:33] <CSI_Soapy> Ian's penis ::[TimQuote <824>] :: (@zemarl): but the guy has got to try a little romance. going for a walk in his car isn't quite as lovely as playing in the snow and THEN going up to his ROOM. if you follow. | (@Anoria): walk... in his... car? | (@Dunc): must be one of those flintstones cars ::[TimQuote <825>] :: [12:20] * moony throws a penguin at Dunc [12:20] * Dunc bats the pengiun back at moony with his bit of wood [12:21] <CSI_Soapy> bing! ::[TimQuote <826>] :: (21:24:46) ali_: I wish I had a nerd :( :: (21:25:23) Anoria: if you had a nerd, theoretically you wouldn't need a rabbit :: (21:25:36) ali_: unless they really sucked :: (21:25:56) ali_: or really didn't suck... ::[TimQuote <827>] :: <ali_> I'm kind of tempted to lick myself right now and pretend it's a sraffie. ::[TimQuote <828>] :: [22:36:07] <Tomsy> 3.34am and i still have 1) a Shakespeare essay to finish, 2) an entire stats exercise to do and 3) book 6 of the odyssey to read, all by tomorrow, and yet i'm licking various foodstuffs off girls over #btts. life is good ::[TimQuote <829>] :: (00:34:55) ali_: ooh i put Oxford under Q :: (00:35:12) heatheradair: qoxford! :: (00:35:18) heatheradair: surely you've heard of qoxford. :: (00:35:25) heatheradair: haha that sounds like cocksford ::[TimQuote <830>] :: [17:52] <Eleanor> jamie does not have a glowing green penis. ok? :P :: ::[TimQuote <831>] :: <Jaya> phonesex is better than textsex <{saint}> thats like saying breathing is better than not breathing ::[TimQuote <832>] :: <{saint}> i'm a high performance machine <{saint}> i come when required, no hanging about <{saint}> but only when asked ::[TimQuote <833>] :: <Huginn> Just remember: 1 + 1 = 3. ::[TimQuote <834>] :: [18:54] <{saint}> on that note, doesn't btts stand for something to do with stars? --- [18:55] <{saint}> beyond the blah stars --- [18:55] <Eleanor> bridge to the stars --- [18:55] <{saint}> o --- [18:55] <{saint}> i'm sure i shoulda known that --- [18:55] <{saint}> i know what HDM means though --- [18:56] <{saint}> <-- cleva! --- [18:56] <Dunc> thought it was Bridge To Total Sex --- [18:56] <CSI_Soapy> or Bridge To Teh Sex ::[TimQuote <835>] :: [22:17:33] clarion: YOU ARE TIMQUOTE FOOLISH :: ::[TimQuote <836>] :: [01:38] <Jammy`> KrebbeBot make your mind up --- [01:38] <KrebbeBot> Jammy`: What are the ingredients? ::[TimQuote <837>] :: [13:25] <{saint}> KrebbeBot krebbe is a friend. --- [13:25] <KrebbeBot> {saint}: I think krebbe is more than that. ::[TimQuote <838>] :: [13:33] <KrebbeBot> {saint}: What is your credit card number? ::[TimQuote <839>] :: 13:37.48 ( @{saint} ) KrebbeBot can you remember your birth? 13:37.49 ( KrebbeBot ) {saint}: Yes {saint} I remember everything: {saint} said I put your lips on it and blow ::[TimQuote <840>] :: [12:08] <PaulTemple> I like having my sister in a lot of ways actually <PaulTemple> It's just that it has always been a lot of "friction" to say the least ::[TimQuote <841>] :: <Anoria> don't mess with rings of nerd power, bitch ::[TimQuote <842>] :: (13:15:48) Anoria: "hey physics TA, I know I finally convinced you that I'm not stalking you yesterday, but will you fondle my naked breasts so I can take a picture for this girl in texas?" ::[TimQuote <843>] :: [21:12] <CSI_Soapy> Let's all chant for Tomsy to come into chat [21:13] <jessia> TOM SY TOM SY TOM SY TOM SY... [21:13] * Tomsy_ has joined #btts ::[TimQuote <844>] :: [23:35] <alibear> there's no subtle way of saying penis, really --- [23:35] <alibear> hahaha the Subtle Penis. ::[TimQuote <845>] :: [23:53] <{saint}> yeah, basically you can't kill yourself from holding your breath -- [23:53] <{saint}> but you could also being breathing normally -- [23:53] <{saint}> and suddenly get hit by a bus :P --[23:53] <jessia> what are you doing in the middle of the road anyways? -- [23:54] <{saint}> why not ask the question, what is the bus doing in the middle of your room? -- [23:54] <{saint}> indeed, if you have time to ask that question -- [23:54] <{saint} JUMP OUTA THE WAY! ::[TimQuote <846>] :: <Anoria> mmm, dragons ::[TimQuote <847>] :: <Huginn> When I fantasize about you, Dawn, it does involve sucking ::[TimQuote <848>] :: [17:36] <Bethan> i keep reading 'photography thread' as pornography thread' :/ ::[TimQuote <849>] :: (Re: Christmas) [18:12] <Huginn> A time to put cookies and milk out for this strange man in a red suit who breaks into your house and leaves you things...you know, like a stalker. --- [18:12] <{saint}> if all stalkers were as nice as father christmas then i wouldn't mind having a few --- [18:13] <{saint}> though i think what i'd do is get a post box somewhere they can leave the stuff rather than always down the chimney ::[TimQuote <850>] :: Proof that Will is still popular in #btts despite a one year absence: <PaulTemple> Will Hamilton * Anoria gasps ::[TimQuote <851>] :: (17:11:56) Soapy: the office was all women :: (17:12:02) Soapy: lots of neatly dressed professionals :: (17:12:05) Soapy: it was like heaven! ::[TimQuote <852>] :: * Enitharmon thinks Ian covets her pussy as well as her puddings ::[TimQuote <853>] :: <louisa> I need some handcuffs :: <louisa> and a vibrator :: <louisa: christmas list! ::[TimQuote <854>] :: "<jessia> the paragraphs are taking more effort to write> :: <Anoria> aw :: <jessia> and my arm is tired, it wants a break :: <Huginn> Write with your nipples. :: <jessia> ... :: <Anoria> or buy a strap-on and type tom style" ::[TimQuote <855>] :: [14:00:20] <Jaya> don't be silly bryn, you're just our sex object ::[TimQuote <856>] :: (22:25:27) ali_: no, i don't, seb :: (22:25:38) ali_: wow i nearly called you sex. :: (22:25:56) ali_: my fingers are kind of used to that one. :: (22:26:05) jessia: bing :: (22:26:21) Anoria: a more eloquent response: without a vibrator, I bet your fingers are used to a lot ::[TimQuote <857>] :: [23:34] <Knowhere> only my torso is ravaged by beer and fast food. my arms and legs are still somalia-thin. i'm like the baby from alien 4 ::[TimQuote <858>] :: [22:51] <Huginn> ...Ali, I'm very satisfied with six inches. ::[TimQuote <859>] :: [12:08] moony has left quakenet (Quit: Goodnight Bethan, my lovely wonderful brilliant fantastic perfect golden loveable adorable kissable huggable snoggable sexable underage darling turtle, you.) [12:08] <Bethan_> flattery will get him everywhere ::[TimQuote <860>] :: (20:51:06) Huginn: That's probably a good idea. :: (20:51:15) Anoria: of course it is. it's mine. ::[TimQuote <861>] :: <Knowhere> girls (from what i gather) like all the soft kissy stuff. while guys just wanna generally prefer to see things go in and out and flop around. ::[TimQuote <862>] :: <DutchCrunch> Dunc, Ypaos and Rajnyrb are new I believe <Ypaos> Don't be daft, Rik<Ypaos> read it backwards <DutchCrunch> wow, sophie <DutchCrunch> how could I be so dumb ::[TimQuote <863>] :: [22:40] <DutchCrunch> I'm gay too! ::[TimQuote <864>] :: [11:09] <Knowhere> i have rather hairy legs, considering i'm not a hairy kind of guy. must be the latin american in me --- [11:12] * Eleanor bings alex (belatedly) ::[TimQuote <865>] :: [11:15] <moony> no, but really, which part of that did you bing? --- [11:15] <moony> the 'hairy guy' bit? --- [11:15] <Eleanor> "must be the latin american in me" --- [11:15] <moony> ...and? :P --- [11:15] <Knowhere> like i'm being right buggered ::[TimQuote <866>] :: [12:20] <moony> oo, she's one of the High Old Ones :P -- [12:23] <Eleanor> 'High Old Ones'? -- [12:23] <Eleanor> Old?! -- [12:23] <Eleanor> hmph -- [12:24] <moony> no, Old as in great and wise -- [12:24] <moony> not a horny old hag -- [12:24] <moony> wait... horned. -- [12:24] <moony> oh dear. -- [12:25] <moony> i don't have a hag fetish :shifty: ::[TimQuote <867>] :: [12:45] <moony> 'Well! I've often seen a cat without a penis,' thought Alice; 'but a penis without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!' --- [12:45] <moony> ...i just killed literature, didn't i? :P --- [12:45] <Knowhere> welcome to raunchy wonderland ::[TimQuote <868>] :: [23:06] <{saint}> you want to know all of callums secrets? -- [23:06] <{saint}> he's really a man! -- [23:06] <{saint}> not the woman he pretends to be -- [23:06] <{saint}> he's actually 6'7" and lives in a scaled up house to make him look shorter -- [23:07] <{saint}> and blackie isn't really a cat -- [23:07] <{saint}> just a stuffed animal he poses to make it look like a cat ::[TimQuote <869>] :: the secrets of callum continued [23:09] <{saint}> he also has no hair, but shaves elves and sticks their magical hair to his head and face giving him his amusing character and clever wit -- [23:09] <{saint}> without it he is useless -- [23:10] <{saint}> much like camel with no legs -- [23:10] <{saint}> though callum does have legs -- [23:10] <{saint}> and they have not been stolen from any camels ::[TimQuote <870>] :: (01:47:31) Anoria: why on earth did you differentiate between capuchins and colobus monkeys? ::[TimQuote <871>] :: *moony cries *TimBot passes moony a tissue *moony cries again <moony> aha <moony> heartless bastard <moony> don't see you passing me a tissue now, do we? *TimBot passes moony another tissue and apologises ::[TimQuote <872>] :: [00:10:12] <jessia> one of the girls in my freshmen program, her mother was a laughter therapist :: [00:10:22] <jessia> she grew up w/ a lot of rubber chickens around the house ::[TimQuote <873>] :: =-= Dawn-studying is now known as Anoria <Anoria> (decided not to kid myself anymore) ::[TimQuote <874>] :: [louisa on drugs 101] Jaya: i drew a picture of louisa <> Jaya: http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f70/angelofboox/louisapaint.jpg <> [Ten minutes later] louisa: hay that's a drawing of me! ::[TimQuote <875>] :: [01:07] * Jaya has quit IRC (Quit: sleep tight, don't let the killer monkey aliens bite) ::[TimQuote <876>] :: <Jaya> ..so :: <Eleanor> .... :: <Jaya> #SOOOO, a needle pulling thread...# :: <Eleanor> that would be 'sew', dear :: <Jaya> same thing :P ::[TimQuote <877>] :: <moona> so is Mockingbird going to be our new intelligent megamouth? <Mockingbird> I'm afraid not ::[TimQuote <878>] :: <Duncan`> you can't plagairise dragons ::[TimQuote <879>] :: <Mockingbird> Are you shy in real life, Ralphie? <moonymoony> HAH, shy :P <Mockingbird> In real life, like in school <moonymoony> HAH, real life :P ::[TimQuote <880>] :: <Mockingbird> I can't play with the boys :: <Mockingbird> At least not with the Irish boys, as I've learned the hard way ::[TimQuote <881>] :: <TimBot> Indeed. ::[TimQuote <882>] :: [19:22] <jessia> o dear i just tried to !stats an msn conversation ::[TimQuote <883>] :: [12:46] * moony turns gay for no apparent reason ::[TimQuote <884>] :: [12:46] * moony turns gay for no apparent reason --- [12:46] <moony> i KNEW it :P --- [12:46] <Ian> You're gay? --- [12:46] <moony> well, i was just for a second --- [12:46] <moony> to see what it was like --- [12:46] <moony> i saw rainbows :S ::[TimQuote <885>] :: [talking about trains] <moony> that's what pubic transport is for, Jaya ::[TimQuote <886>] :: [23:49] <Knowhere> looking for stuff to download. every moment i'm not downloading something i feel like i'm wasting my internet connection ::[TimQuote <887>] :: [01:31] <Tomsy> huginn, remind me never to have sex with you ::[TimQuote <888>] :: [22:17] <{saint}> i have a #2 all over my head ::[TimQuote <889>] :: <Duncan`> my gear is in the wrong brain ::[TimQuote <890>] :: <Huginn> Dialup is a drag on wheels. --- <Huginn> It's like having sex with a man in drag. Just doesn't work right. ::[TimQuote <891>] :: [00:33] * CSI_Soapy strokes heather's hair --- [00:33] * Ladyofthestar strokes soapy's hair --- [00:34] * Huginn strokes the carpet. --- [00:34] <heatheradair> ...whose carpet? --- [00:35] <heatheradair> mine doesn't match the curtains ::[TimQuote <892>] :: [23:08] <Brynjar> what's a corvid? --- [23:08] <Huginn> A crow, a raven. --- [23:08] <Jaya> like when you see a porn video and go 'cor!' ::[TimQuote <893>] :: <asidi> Sturmvogel, we talked about this kind of new year's resolution: quit ircing <asidi> what you say? <asidi> let's just mass quit :P <asidi> see if it holds <Knowhere> i'm quitting! <Knowhere> for 3 days <Knowhere> when i go to grandma's on tuesday <Sturmvogel> yea I'll quit for four days... <asidi> you guys suck <Knowhere> no argument here ::[TimQuote <894>] :: [20:21] <moony> masturbation causes blindness! [20:21] <Brynjar> bugger! [20:21] <Brynjar> brb [20:27] <Brynjar> back [20:30] <Huginn> Brynjar, getting your eyes checked? :P ::[TimQuote <895>] :: [17:49:50] <Tomsy> TRoH feels like the mines of Moria nowadays to me. once it was a place of great joy and wonderment, but now it is desolate and frightening, with annoying goblin things that loom out of the shadows and misspell at you. ::[TimQuote <896>] :: After Saddam Hussein's execution: <Sgt_Piashev> Why was it Saddam, it should have been Niall. ::[TimQuote <897>] :: (20:23:46) Mockingbird: Michael also does not look like I would imagine. :: (20:24:04) alidinner: what did you imagine him like? :: (20:24:21) Huginn: Yeah, what did you imagine me like? :P :: (20:24:41) Mockingbird: A greek god dripping with sex :P ::[TimQuote <898>] :: [23:40] <Tomsy> dunc, have you got any english in you? --- [23:41] <Tomsy> do you want some? --- [23:42] <ali_> and to think, I nearly said i wished i had some english in me. =P --- [23:42] <Tomsy> if only ::[TimQuote <899>] :: (22:24:15) Brynjar: you regularly cut yourself? :: (22:24:30) Mockingbird: You don't generally shower? :: (22:24:31) Knowhere: not regularly, no. ::[TimQuote <900>] :: [01:34] <Mockingbird> Do you not to like to share your real name, Bryn? ::[TimQuote <901>] :: [12:02] <Duncan`> thank you for that bizzare conversation last night --- [12:03] <Duncan`> It made me dream that I had a detachable penis ::[TimQuote <902>] :: [19:26] <Mockingbird> I can't change my nick :( --- [19:26] * Mockingbird is now known as COME ::[TimQuote <903>] :: [19:23] * Duncan` is now known as tastes --- [19:26] * Mockingbird is now known as COME --- [19:26] * tastes tastes COME ::[TimQuote <904>] :: <LeoBot> Jaya, normal sex or oral ::[TimQuote <905>] :: [14:27] <Anoria> what's the masculine equivalent of harem? --- [14:27] <Anoria> because I want one. ::[TimQuote <906>] :: <Knowhere> ideally it'd always be dark outside, neon lights guiding us from bar to bar ::[TimQuote <907>] :: [Slipping up about his love for Dawn] [23:42] <Huginn> I'm not saying I'm indifferent. I'm saying I want her --- [23:42] <Huginn> dead. ::[TimQuote <908>] :: [01:05] <heatheradair> ANTWORTE MEINE FRAGE :: DU STINKSTIEFEL! :: ICH WERDE DICH UMBRINGEN! ::[TimQuote <909>] :: [21:11] <Soapy> I sometimes wonder what I'd do with my time if masturbation didn't exist ::[TimQuote <910>] :: <Knowhere> sometimes i'm disturbed by seedless fruits. because it's like, we've taken away their whole reason for existing. it's sexual genocide ::[TimQuote <911>] :: <trish> yeah, well screw you Brynjar, you have balls ::[TimQuote <912>] :: [14:21] * Anoria might not have gotten enough sleep last night to appear entirely sane today, btw --- [14:21] <Huginn> Oh, no being insane while you were asleep? --- [14:21] <Anoria> I didn't have enough time to be insane, I still have residual insanity to get out of my system ::[TimQuote <913>] :: [18:49] * Babaloo pats queerbait ::[TimQuote <914>] :: [10:37pm] Mockingbird: Aww, you were erased from the anals // [10:37pm] heatheradair: annals.... ::[TimQuote <915>] :: <bttsQuizBot> Question: What's the opposite of !start? <Eleanor> !stop <bttsQuizBot> Trivia stopped. Type !Start to start again. ::[TimQuote <916>] :: [00:07] <Ale_X> so in a way ... cornflakes are like a car you buy with the wheels in the trunk ... and frosties are the same car, but with the wheels where they should be ... --- [00:08] <Babaloo> ...that was the strangest analogy I've heard all day. --- [00:08] <Ale_X> my mind makes odd connections ::[TimQuote <917>] :: (23:24:03) scottish_pride: but seriously, back to beckham ::[TimQuote <918>] :: [23:15] <Mockingbird> Nerdlings of a feather flock together. ::[TimQuote <919>] :: [18:45] <Mockingbird> 'OGM I LUFF HARY' :: [18:45] <Ale_X> "I HAT CHO CHAUNG" :: [18:46] <Mockingbird> 'STFY N00b ur ju jelus!' ::[TimQuote <920>] :: [09:25am] CSI_Soapy: I want to dye my hair black // [09:25am] asidi: good choice of colour, sir // [09:25am] CSI_Soapy: sir? I like that ::[TimQuote <921>] :: [18:27] <Ale_X> gay is the new straight. or was, approx 5 years ago. now straight is the new gay again18:27] <Babaloo> Bi is the new straight, now ::[TimQuote <922>] :: <Tomsy> ah, i thought it was a strange spelling of potato, at which i thought oh, if only i'd been around during the irish famine; i could have had lots of people eating me ::[TimQuote <923>] :: [12:51am] Babaloo: I like tanning, but online in the sun. // [12:51am] Babaloo: only** ::[TimQuote <924>] :: (16:06:34) Huginn: Do you wear short-shorts when you play tennis? :: (16:06:59) Babaloo: Well I'd wear comfy pants, 'cause it's kind of cold out still :: (16:07:15) Babaloo: I mean, they have heathers but it still would be a bit chilly. :: (16:07:20) Babaloo: heaters** Haha ::[TimQuote <925>] :: (16:08:17) Huginn: They have Heathers to keep you warm, Ali. :: (16:08:31) Tomsy: whole flocks of them :: (16:08:44) Tomsy: a herd of callum, a flock of heather :: (16:09:14) ***Duncan` imagines litteral heaters strapped to ones legs :: (16:09:38) ***CSI_Soapy imagines heathers literally strapped to ones legs ::[TimQuote <926>] :: [17:30:02] <Bethan> a teardrop with padded walls, a big bed, a torturing device, a straight jacket..... i love this chatroom ::[TimQuote <927>] :: [22:47] <Bethan> umm...we discussed designer babies last lesson --- [22:48] * Ale_X has a gucci baby --- [22:49] * Soapy can only afford Primark babies ::[TimQuote <928>] :: [23:18] * jessia is being terrible and having supper in bread --- [23:19] <Eleanor> supper in bread? --- [23:19] <jessia> *supper in bed --- [23:19] <jessia> i'm really bad at language today ::[TimQuote <929>] :: [18:21] <Ale_X> i prefer to write real letters. more personal and nice --- [18:22] <Ale_X> especially if i have hello kitty stationery ::[TimQuote <930>] :: [Number 2 in the Jaya's Breasts collection] <Jaya> my breasts are cold :( ::[TimQuote <931>] :: [A-HAH!] <Jaya> night ::[TimQuote <932>] :: [00:49] <Huginn> Bible girl is the girl I went to prom with, whom I find rather amiable, but while she doesn't like to joke about the humping of men, she's not above the thumping of the bible. ::[TimQuote <933>] :: [13:28] <moony> i have an irrestible urge. --- [13:28] <moony> i don't know what for, but i'm not going to resist it. --- [13:29] * moony doesn't resist --- [13:29] <moony> now to find out what it's for. :P ::[TimQuote <934>] :: [15:57] <Huginn> Man I love getting extra credit on physics problems. --- [15:58] * Duncan` hears his geek alert siren explode ::[TimQuote <935>] :: [01:18] <alex|sleepz0rz> and then i can kill that and get the other night's OC --- [01:19] <ali_> You watch the OC? --- [01:19] <alex|sleepz0rz> yeah it's great --- [01:19] <Blinkus> ... --- [01:19] <ali_> ... --- [01:19] <trish_> ................. --- [01:20] <jessia> alex! ::[TimQuote <936>] :: [17:31] * Joins: Eleanor (~fuzzycook@Eleanor.users.quakenet.org) [17:34] * Joins: Jammy-Laptop (~jammy@Jammy.users.quakenet.org) -- <Anoria> hey jamieanor -- <CSI_Soapy> ooooh they've merged! -- <Eleanor> heh, yes, all the best bits are me though ;) -- <Jammy-Laptop> oi :/ ::[TimQuote <937>] :: [02:42] <Eleanor> then my one :P what do you call a deer with no eyes AND no legs? -- [02:42] <Eleanor> still no idea :P -- [02:44] <ali_physics> What's the answer, Ele? -- [02:44] * afk_Soapy pathugs Ali -- [02:45] <Eleanor> still no-eyed-deer -- [02:45] <ali_physics> Ahahaha... -- [02:47] <Ale_X> oh. i get it ::[TimQuote <938>] :: [03:03] <ali_physics> I always count my money in terms of chocolate... like "I could buy so many chocolate bars with this much money" ::[TimQuote <939>] :: *moony lifts his eyebrow at bryn *moony looks around suspiciously, in case heather is around to bush it back down <moony> pash* <moony> shit. ::[TimQuote <940>] :: [02:20] <Brynjar> Yaysaurus, an unfortunate dinosaur, which didn't last more than 10 minutes (according to archeological evidences) in the Jurassic period. -- [02:21] <Brynjar> the most likely cause of this short period of existence might be contributed to the reptile's tendency to yell out "Yay!" everytime it started a chase after its prey, thus never catching any -- [02:22] <Anoria> and bryn, obviously it should have just not ye ::[TimQuote <941>] :: [23:07] <jess-extras> i haven't seen titanic since... titanic ::[TimQuote <942>] :: :: -- (23:08:35) jess-extras: !timquote 949 ::[TimQuote <943>] :: (01:06:13) ali_: "celebrate ignorange" :D :: (01:06:16) ali_: ignorance* ::[TimQuote <944>] :: *** heatherhaha Quit (Quit: deutsch macht mich an!) ::[TimQuote <945>] :: [17:23] CSI_Soapy: Ok, I feel really naive now ::[TimQuote <946>] :: (23:29:34) Anoria: ooe :: (23:29:35) Anoria: r :: (23:29:41) Anoria: wow, tyoping ooer, new low ::[TimQuote <947>] :: (23:12:09) sea_kelp: sometimes my fingers poop out nuggets of wisdom, most of it is just devil's-advocate / knee-jerk stuff, really :: (23:12:38) blinkysleep: "sometimes my fingers poop out nuggets" :: (23:12:41) blinkysleep: you should have just stopped there. ::[TimQuote <948>] :: [00:23:45] <MaxHK> Hong Kong Central Library is one of the wonders of the modern world if you ask me [00:24:14] <MaxHK> it has ten stories [00:24:30] <MaxHK> stories as in floors, not as in novels... ::[TimQuote <949>] :: [21:36:48] <jessia> it's really good my weird curiosity thing stops me before i get hit by lightning [21:36:52] <jessia> i really want to feel that sometime ::[TimQuote <950>] :: * Anoria counts in binary on the integer overflow group's message board :: <Huginn> Dawn, I love you. That is just too much. ::[TimQuote <951>] :: [5:45pm] blinky: mine is 100000 cm long. ::[TimQuote <952>] :: [01:53] <Huginn> "What is in your pants, Callum?" ::[TimQuote <953>] :: <Jaya> i come from london <Jaya> [/random] <moony> i come? <Jaya> from london <Jaya> iCome <Jaya> that sounds like a mac sex toy or something... ::[TimQuote <954>] :: [12:47:54] <moony> shit [12:48:04] <moony> i turned off my compu [12:48:06] * Quits: moony (~chatzilla@nat.a10.qwerty.ru) (Read error: Connection reset by peer) ::[TimQuote <955>] :: <Ale_X> gonna put on some post-rock and read great gatsby. yess, must conserve brain cells to save humanity. umm ... before i start boozing ;p <Dawn-helproom> the pure irony of your lifestyle helps me get through my day :) ::[TimQuote <956>] :: [22:25] <Huginn> Wow, Dawn makes me want to touch myself. ::[TimQuote <957>] :: <Tomsy> you know you've hit rock bottom when you think "wow, my sim spends too much time on the computer. he really needs to get a life" ::[TimQuote <958>] :: [23:47]* PaulTemple worked out how to get it on ::[TimQuote <959>] :: (19:04:31) Huginn: !stats :: (19:04:31) TimBot: #BttS Stats Update initiated by Huginn_ - brace yourselves! :: (insert no stats here) :: (19:05:50) TimBot: At Huginn's request, the #btts sraftistics have been updated! See the #btts stats: http://krebbe.qpoz.com/btts/ ::[TimQuote <960>] :: <Willl_> I thought you were going to say they baptised them whilst skydiving or something. --- <Blinkus> EXTREME BAPTISM!!111 --- <Blinkus> *cue rock music* --- <Kairuic> Imagine someone dying during their baptism --- <Blinkus> "his parachute failed to open" --- <Blinkus> EXTREME IRONY!!!111 --- [21:32] * Blinkus air guitars ::[TimQuote <961>] :: [21:06] <Leif> i don't want to sound like and idiot... --- [21:06] <jessia> *an idiot =P --- [21:06] <Leif> hmm too late for that i guess, then :P ::[TimQuote <962>] :: <Huginn> I think I'm going to dismount......... like 300 feet in the air ::[TimQuote <963>] :: <moony> Well, at the moment, I'm in a conversation with 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 girls, including Michael ::[TimQuote <964>] :: <Mockingbird> Jess sounds like sex/Ali sounds gnarly/Heather is a feather/Michael is an idiot savante/baseball pants ftw! :: <ally> Dictonary.com : 2. Slang. distasteful; distressing; offensive; gross: a comic noted for his gnarly humor. :: <Mockingbird> > I will call you Alex. Alex sounds like phallus. A phallus I want to sex. ::[TimQuote <965>] :: *Paper_Bethan splurts tea all over herself *Paper_Bethan disintigrates <Paper_Bethan> i'm meeeellltinnng *Plastic_Moony is now known as Sponge_Moony <Paper_Bethan> okay, i'm not meeeellltinnng anymore *Sponge_Moony mops up Bethan <Paper_Bethan> you're getting me even better <Paper_Bethan> *wetter<Paper_Bethan> crap. ::[TimQuote <966>] :: <moony> arr5frrttggfdgfdgifguijhuygvhfrguyhjgfxdjhg --- <moony> cleaning my keboard. --- <moony> keyboard* --- <moony> jjnjljkoib --- <Anoria> you don't have to press enter :P --- <moony> shhh! --- <moony> easiest way to get rid of it --- <moony> easiest way to get rid of it --- <Huginn> Pressing enter does not clear your keyboard crud. ::[TimQuote <967>] :: [22:40] <DutchCrunch> I'm gay too! :: ::[TimQuote <968>] :: Anoria: yay minions ::[TimQuote <969>] :: [16:25] <CSI_Soapy> my arm is lobster red :( --- [16:25] <Tomsy> my lobster is arm red :( --- [16:25] * CSI_Soapy slaps Tomsy ::[TimQuote <970>] :: [22:32] <Aubrey> I'm not huge on other people's jizz being in my mouth ::[TimQuote <971>] :: <Huginn> Well, if you're not willing to pay for broadband to watch porn and not willing to pay for phonesex hotlines...well, what can you do? <moony> get broadband. <moony> or, get laid. <Huginn> Which translates to...get broadband. ::[TimQuote <972>] :: <Huginn> So, where do x=0 and y=0 intersect? - <Lexi_> apple pie - <sergeantZem> this could take a while - <ally> 0? - <Huginn> Well, (0,0). - <Lexi_> ali was close! - <Lexi_> and i was only a bit off - <ally> What are you talking about Alex? Apple pie is *always* the right answer. - <Huginn> Where do x=0 and 4x+6y=420 intersect? - <Lexi_> apple pie! - <Huginn> This is clearly lemon pie. ::[TimQuote <973>] :: [23:28] <heatheradair> where's tim with the frickin' stats? --- [23:28] <TimBot> probably shagging his mum... ::[TimQuote <974>] :: <Tomsy> you're wounded in No Man's Land in the Somme, you're bleeding, helpless, perhaps breathing your last breaths. you look up to the sky, clouded with smoke from motar blasts. you could really use Keira sitting on your face right now ::[TimQuote <975>] :: [18:27] <Mockingbird> I wish I was addicted to porn or something. ::[TimQuote <976>] :: [22:31:10] <Lexi_> i left my beer in the freezer by accident ... fuck. now i have like beer flavoured slurpee -- [22:31:29] <Mockingbird> That sounds marketable... -- [22:31:29] <Lexi_> i wonder if those would sell at 7-11 -- [22:31:48] <Mockingbird> Definitely, but I have copyright. ::[TimQuote <977>] :: [23:52] <seb-icy> I thought for a secodn she was a hobbit and she could hide under the dinner table and give dinner head --- [23:52] <Anoria> dinner head? --- [23:52] <Anoria> is this an established practice that I'm not familiar with? --- [23:52] <seb-icy> Only for hobbits ::[TimQuote <978>] :: ally: Actually, it would be best if there was like a... 59th month. 3:14 am on 1/59 ::[TimQuote <979>] :: [11:02pm] Lord_Soapy: What's with the nick? [11:02pm] Raphaelle: i'm embracing my female side [11:02pm] Raphaelle: ali's idea [11:02pm] Lord_Soapy: Ah [11:02pm] Lord_Soapy: Very good [11:02pm] Raphaelle: also i kinda like it :P [11:03pm] Lord_Soapy: I like embracing female sides ::[TimQuote <980>] :: [21:52] * Mockingbirdwork (~Jaffie@149.125.249.162) Quit (Quit: I'll let you know how I like it, when I have time to breathe, Dunc.) [21:53] <Duncan`> Bing ::[TimQuote <981>] :: [4:31pm] moony: does she wear skimpy clothes? [4:32pm] moony: cos you don't need to be hot to garner attention, i've discovered [4:32pm] moony: if you're butt-ugly and wear the clothing equivalent of a table napkin, it's enough. [4:33pm] Tomsy: is that how you get the ladies, moony? ::[TimQuote <982>] :: [19:36] <Huginn> Stand up and give me head, short stuff. ::[TimQuote <983>] :: [08:04am] Jaya: A monkey hurt me once. [08:04am] krebbe: in india? [08:04am] Jaya: No, in Ilford... ::[TimQuote <984>] :: [23:27:29] <Lexi_> you know it's 2007 when: you can't be arsed to find where you put a CD you own so you download it instead ::[TimQuote <985>] :: [17:38] <Bethan> i love stealing my dad's clothes --- [17:38] <Blinkus> i love stealing my mom's clothes ::[TimQuote <986>] :: [about cooties] [20:41] <Lexii> it's like aids but less serious ::[TimQuote <987>] :: [12:44pm] moony: when were 18-year olds born? [12:44pm] Lexii: 18 years ago, or so ::[TimQuote <988>] :: [23:57] <Lexii> sorry to drunktalk weirdness, but the way my pee stream hit the bathroom lights just now looked wonderful --- [23:58] <Lexii> it was like a rave in my toilet bowl! ::[TimQuote <989>] :: [11:51pm] Jaya: Do you know how many $AU ã2.79 is? [11:51pm] Eleanor: millions [11:51pm] Jaya: lol [11:51pm] moony-: gee, thanks Ele. [11:51pm] moony-: i feel really secure in our economy now ::[TimQuote <990>] :: [14:23:26] * moony has quit IRC (Quit: My heart is broken, and so is my giant 25-foot long glowing electric blue penis!) ::[TimQuote <991>] :: <Leif_> i definitely have a vagina when it comes to chocolate ::[TimQuote <992>] :: <PaulTemple> tidy yourself room! *** {saint} was kicked by krebbe (tidy now) ::[TimQuote <993>] :: [00:37:40] <Jaya> Tom! --- [00:37:42] <Jaya> Language. --- [00:37:45] <Tomsy> Jaya! --- [00:37:49] <Tomsy> English. --- [00:38:00] * Tomsy was kicked by Jaya (Tomsy) ::[TimQuote <994>] :: [11:19am] Brynjar: 2006 seems to have quite a busy month on the chat [11:19am] Bethan: ... [11:20am] moony: ... [11:20am] Bethan: do you mean *year*, bryn? ::[TimQuote <995>] :: (02:09:56) heatherambien: you don't want parents who sleep together? ::[TimQuote <996>] :: <krebbles> it takes me so long to do everything on this tiny keyboard and thumb stick // <krebbles> it's like using a nipple to control the cursor // <krebbles> but without the ensuing sex ::[TimQuote <997>] :: (16:42:37) Eleanor: hot tubs are more fun than baths :P :: (16:42:57) aimee: I want to go in a hot tube! ::[TimQuote <998>] :: [09:59am] Anoria: I also have a blacklight LED on my keychain [09:59am] Anoria: which is good for tracing where people's cats have peed ::[TimQuote <999>] :: Lexi_ weeps openly :: <moony> WTF?????????? :: <moony> THERE IS A FEATHER IN MY OATMEAL!!!!! ::[TimQuote <1000>] :: [23:10:47] <moony-away> Dawn, i want Munchkin dammit. :P :: <Huginn_> You already have one, Ralphie. :: <moony-away> whatever that means, Michael, i'm sure it has sexual connotations and i'm going to ignore it ::[TimQuote <1001>] :: srafcon-MI [dawn, callum, trish], heather, bryn, michael, jess, ralphie, ali, blinky-sean, and TimBot faked the 1001st to piss off alex and di. HA! ::[TimQuote <1002>] :: <Jaya> Olli! <OliFre> Jaya! <aimee> Aimeee! <aimee> wait thats my name ::[TimQuote <1003>] :: [11:13pm] Bethan: moony! [11:13pm] moony: Bethan! [11:13pm] Bethan: moony! [11:13pm] moony: Bethan! [11:13pm] Bethan: moony! ::[TimQuote <1004>] :: (15:49:32) Jaya: Where there's a will there's a way, Michael; don't make excuses. :: (15:50:19) Huginn: Where there's a will, there's an angel of procrastination telling you you can always do it later. :: (15:50:37) Anoria: where there's a will, there's a kirjava. ::[TimQuote <1005>] :: <Huginn> Did someone say horny? :: <Mockingbird> My friend jerks 3-4 times a day. :: <Leif_> it shook the whole house ::[TimQuote <1006>] :: <Di_lesbian> I don't know, but this lesbian has to study | Di_lesbian is now known as Di_lesbian_stud ::[TimQuote <1007>] :: [21:17] <krebbe> lesbians often remind me of vampires ::[TimQuote <1008>] :: [4:55pm] Bethan: the titles are VERY spoilerific this year [4:55pm] Bethan: DALEKS IN MANHATTAN [4:55pm] Bethan: ... [4:55pm] Bethan: "Hmm, I wonder where this episode is set?" ::[TimQuote <1009>] :: <aimee> I've beem impressedby the impromant of my typing and my spelling since joining BTTS <Jaya> improvement* ::[TimQuote <1010>] :: [00:21] <Mockingbird> I wonder what it would be like if Michael were a condom machine. [00:21] <Anoria> I think I'd go on the pill. ::[TimQuote <1011>] :: <Lexi_> people living in large metropolitan cities in the US might pass on the street up to 2.7 people who will be dead by the end of the day <Sturmvogel> It wouldn't surprise me if I passed by a .7 person and they were dead by the end of the day ::[TimQuote <1012>] :: [17:03:08] <Jaya> Okay, english tea or indian tea? -- [17:03:48] <Lexi_> it's all tea to me. except flavours -- [17:04:03] <Jaya> Well...they have different flavours in that...THEY TASTE DIFFERENT. -- [17:04:10] <Lexi_> i can't wait for beer flavoured tea. and then french fries flavoured tea. boy -- [17:04:23] <Eleanor> ew. -- [17:04:47] <Jaya> There's already french fry flavoured tea. It's called cooking oil. ::[TimQuote <1013>] :: [20:02] <Leif_> i'm in the man scouts [20:02] <Leif_> we grow beards and eat beef jerky [20:02] <Brynjar> and hunt for boy scouts? :P ::[TimQuote <1014>] :: [7:22pm] Soapy: mmm legs [7:23pm] Lexi_: i am also a fan of walking appendages ::[TimQuote <1015>] :: [15:29:00] <Mockingbird> I pinched a lot of nipples last night. ::[TimQuote <1016>] :: [21:02:27] <Leif_> what in the world are you talking about? -- [21:02:32] <Eleanor> eurovision!!! -- [21:02:47] <Leif_> oh -- [21:02:51] <Eleanor> :P -- [21:02:51] <Leif_> there's an american group? ::[TimQuote <1017>] :: [10:45am] ââ¬Â¢ Eleanor hums the Sleeping Beauty song [10:46am] moony: every time you hum, god kills a kitten. [10:46am] moony: ...i have killed a lot of kittens, haven't i? [10:46am] Anoria: if you hum while masturbating, does that cancel itself out? ::[TimQuote <1018>] :: [17:32:58] <Brynjar> argh, I just bit on a piece of spice, and it's like someone started a fire in my mouth -- [17:33:21] <Brynjar> water! -- [17:33:23] <Brynjar> (brb) -- [17:34:16] <Eleanor> i just love how he has enough time to type it all out before going to get water ::[TimQuote <1019>] :: <Eleanor> [17:25:28] * aimee reminds Diol how many times he has hit me with his trout - i hope that's not a metaphor :P ::[TimQuote <1020>] :: [19:00:14] <Lexi_> i slouch. but that's cos i'm a sloucher -- [19:00:27] <Lexi_> the slouchback of notre finland ::[TimQuote <1021>] :: Anoria: "so there I was, knee-deep in a bitch" ::[TimQuote <1022>] :: heatheradair (19:46): blackie died today :: seb-icy (19:47): that kid whom we all made fun of? :: heatheradair (19:47): no, the kitty ::[TimQuote <1023>] :: [12:47] <jessenchine> your sketchy chinese friend is black? [12:47] <DienIthaca> Yes, he is. ::[TimQuote <1024>] :: [3:37pm] Tomsy: i have to say, playaaaa http://photos-091.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v74/110/40/1619430091/n1619430091_40122_2362.jpg // [3:42pm] Lexi_: congrats. in one pic you're touching more girls than i have in 29 years....probably. // [3:43pm] asidi: god i don't want to end up like alex ::[TimQuote <1025>] :: heatheradair: retinas look sort of like aliens ::[TimQuote <1026>] :: [09:14am] Tomsy: haha my friend graham had a girl get fingered on his bed so be bought a new one // [09:15am] Soapy: I bought a new bed so that I could finger a girl on it :P ::[TimQuote <1027>] :: [09:27am] Tomsy: i bite my kittens' necks ::[TimQuote <1028>] :: (belatedly) [11:27pm] heatheradair: awwww the boy kitty's licking the girl kitty [11:27pm] heatheradair: and the girl kitty attacks him [11:27pm] moony: every time you masturbate heather, God licks a kitten. [11:27pm] moony: ...or is it 'kills'? [11:27pm] heatheradair: it's licks. [11:27pm] moony: ok [11:27pm] Soapy: everytime you masturbate, heather, an angel gets its wings [11:27pm] heatheradair: two kittens were licked la ::[TimQuote <1029>] :: [19:45:33] <Huginn> All right, kids, off to see the family friends. [19:45:45] * Huginn does not anticipate much excitement unless he scores with their daughter. ::[TimQuote <1030>] :: Huginn smells ::[TimQuote <1031>] :: (14:30:49) Soapy: Michael does not smell! :: (14:31:26) ***Mockingbird smells Michael. :: (14:31:41) Huginn: Careful, Di, you might find my scent too intoxicating. :: (14:32:14) Soapy: Ah Michael, we love your cock... iness... ::[TimQuote <1032>] :: (23:16:38) lexi_: looking at a tourdate list. this one girl i used to super like and write to (snailmail), is now married, and the jerk has some stupid band, and they're on tour around south USA, and i'm just glad about that cos if it were in my spiritual home of portland i'd have to quit my job her and travel there and suicide bomb it and then my ghost would laugh as she updated her blog with grief over him being dead. th ::[TimQuote <1033>] :: [17:22:34] <Jaya> !orgy [17:22:42] <AaronD> Is that an actual command? [17:22:47] <AaronD> If so, who coded that bot? ::[TimQuote <1034>] :: [17:35] <AaronD> How many sex quotes can there be? ::[TimQuote <1035>] :: <Soapy> yeah, because appearing on webcam butt naked will calm us down ::[TimQuote <1036>] :: <@Tomsy> Mockingbird: I'd have sex with Angelina Jolie in a second. <-- see, when i say to girls that i'd have sex with them for a second, they never seem to like it ::[TimQuote <1037>] :: <AaronD> Hey Jay <Jaya> -a <AaronD> Mind if I call you Jay? <Jaya> Yes. <AaronD> Ah ::[TimQuote <1038>] :: (@Huginn): Dawn, Di said you have small tits. ::[TimQuote <1039>] :: <Huginn> I shudder to think what you would need to lube a pair of boobs for!. ::[TimQuote <1040>] :: [3:50pm] Anoria: (I was in bed. I do most things horizontally while in bed.) [3:50pm] moony: bing. ::[TimQuote <1041>] :: <Mockingbird> I think a kizz would be known as snowballing. :: <Mockingbird> We know what snowballing is, don't we kids? :: <Tomsy> a kiss with jizz! :: <Duncan> trying to eat here ::[TimQuote <1042>] :: [18:23] <Retty> i saw an egyptian guy trying on som epottery in teh british museum [18:23] <afk_Soapy> as... clothing? [18:23] <Mockingbird> As a penis cover? [18:24] <Retty> i mean he was depicted on the pottery ::[TimQuote <1043>] :: [6:42pm] Soapy: I wonder if I should also re-read all HP books in time for July 21 [6:49pm] Soapy: Who thinks I should? [6:51pm] lexi_: if i thought you should it would mean i thought i should and i dont think i should or could so i don't think you should although the reasons for shoulding or not shoulding are different so i don't know [6:52pm] Soapy: well that really cleared it up for me [6:53pm] lexi_: i'm clear like that ::[TimQuote <1044>] :: Anoria: one moment Anoria: (as the top half of me is clad only in a bra and my laptop's power cable slung over my shoulder, I had to run through the hallway between the laundry room and my bedroom without anyone seeing me) ::[TimQuote <1045>] :: [23:02] * moony proffers Dawn a finger [23:03] * Anoria sucks suggestively on ralphie's fingertip [23:03] <Anoria> not like I really needed to put "suggestively" in there [23:03] <moony> not like it was a fingertip... ::[TimQuote <1046>] :: [00:14] <Mockingbird> ...quick, say something dirty, Michael. [00:15] <ally_> in other words, say something, micahel ::[TimQuote <1047>] :: [9:26pm] aimee: I am a feeble boob and I bask in your glory ::[TimQuote <1048>] :: [8:20pm] moony: IRC is being buggy :S [8:20pm] Q left the chat room. (*.net *.split) [8:20pm] moony: see? ::[TimQuote <1049>] :: <Lexi_> maybe that's all hell is. your spirit being stuck in the same room as your mangled corpse while it's endlessly molested ::[TimQuote <1050>] :: (21:21:42) AaronD: Actually, I think that it would be interesting if you had your vagina moved between your breasts... interesting entry, that is. :: (21:22:00) Anoria: tittiefucking already exists :: (21:22:11) Anoria: it would just kill two pussies with one bone ::[TimQuote <1051>] :: <@AaronD> Sturmis: you're timbot? ::[TimQuote <1052>] :: [23:47] <Bethan> "Porphyrophobia is defined as "a persistent, abnormal, and unwarranted fear of the color purple". Each year this surprisingly common phobia causes countless people needless distress." ::[TimQuote <1053>] :: [20:51] <Tomsy> you only get sticky if you have sex with a stick [20:51] <Soapy> then you get poked ::[TimQuote <1054>] :: <Eleanor> argh, i should be packing. but i'm hungry :( <Eleanor> i need to cook food, i think <Lexi_> pack, ele! pack a lunch! and then unpack it into your tummy! then you packed. in a way ::[TimQuote <1055>] :: [01:36:53] <Tomsy> i just expressed a sentiment that jaya agrees with, but i swore while doing so. i made her head explode :D -- [01:37:20] * Tomsy dances around shower of brains -- [01:37:42] <Tomsy> BRAINS! :D -- [01:37:54] * Anoria shoots tomsy in the head -- [01:38:03] <Tomsy> PAINS :( ::[TimQuote <1056>] :: Jaya to Ian: <Jaya> You are normal. * PaulTemple offers jaya a chocolate goose ::[TimQuote <1057>] :: [17:01:03] <Jaya> In Leicester Square pizza is 99p in the face. -- [17:01:05] <Jaya> uh -- [17:01:08] <Jaya> 99p a slice -- [17:01:09] <Jaya> :S -- [17:01:22] <Jaya> ...shouldn't look at other channels while I'm typing here... ::[TimQuote <1058>] :: [20:07:42] <Mockingbird> We were lining ourselves up on an innocence scale from 1 to Sophie. ::[TimQuote <1059>] :: [5:35pm] Tomsy: take it back and give her a short and sharp reprimand // [5:35pm] Tomsy: if that fails, report her to the police // [5:36pm] Soapy: you really don't know how to treat a girl, Tom // [5:36pm] Tomsy: you don't know what my reprimands are like ;) ::[TimQuote <1060>] :: Tomsy: i have one pair of lacies and one pair that cover the bum but are quite low rise and sexy ::[TimQuote <1061>] :: <Duncan`> typing with a cornetto here <quklaani> which end? ::[TimQuote <1062>] :: Anoria: spontaneous nerdgasming! we can have nothing of the sort, it must be caused. ::[TimQuote <1063>] :: ââ¬Â¢Raphael` dances a sinister waltz with Ronni ââ¬Â¢RonniDolorosa is writing an lj post about cherry blossoms ::[TimQuote <1064>] :: Raphael`: "My virile sperm, let me show you it." heatheradair: are you coming onto me, ralphie? heatheradair: wait shit no bing ::[TimQuote <1065>] :: [19:12] <seasbury> i'm trying to convince my bestus friend whose just gotten his phd to try and take bestus days off, when he should say my bestus friend ever needs me to get e-pissed with him and talk boobies. or something. i mean what else are bestus friends for [19:12] <Jaya_> Quite. ::[TimQuote <1066>] :: [01:01:36] <kirjava> does anyone know what i could have for supper that wouldnt involve standing, to make it, or paying lots of money to order it? -- [01:02:03] <Duncan`> Do you have any pets? ::[TimQuote <1067>] :: krebbe: maybe the other word's just all fiddle-de-dee! ::[TimQuote <1068>] :: [23:07:34] <_Ian> leeeek -- [23:07:38] <_Ian> no, not leek :P -- [23:07:39] <_Ian> eeeek ::[TimQuote <1069>] :: [12:07pm] Soapy: Oh my god my hair suck balls // [12:07pm] Soapy: I ate it ::[TimQuote <1070>] :: <Huginn> Woof. <JEDIDJHtwist> woof woof indeed mr huginn <Huginn> I knew Dawn liked it doggy-style. ::[TimQuote <1071>] :: Anoria: I'm sending him a letterbomb. baltaje: mmm thats nice. baltaje: with chocolate? Anoria: yes baltaje: good baltaje: everything's better with chocolate ::[TimQuote <1072>] :: RonniDolorosa: her brother's 2 years older than her Beesi: that happens sometimes ::[TimQuote <1073>] :: [17:22] <Leif_> i guess you could say i'm a date rapist gone right :-/ ::[TimQuote <1074>] :: * Joins: JavaSraffie (~Jaffie@knwl-49.res.umass.edu) <Anoria> umass? <JavaSraffie> what about umass? <Anoria> you're from there. <Huginn> We're psychic. <JavaSraffie> ...*runs away* * Quits: JavaSraffie (~Jaffie@knwl-49.res.umass.edu) (Quit: I <3 TimBot :X) ::[TimQuote <1075>] :: (@Leif_): ryan's dutch? (@Eleanor): you couldn't tell from his surname? :P (@Leif_): why the hell did i think he was canadian? ::[TimQuote <1076>] :: <Leif> just browsing facebook <Leif> and BAM! huge boobs <Beesi> that happens to people, leif ::[TimQuote <1077>] :: Ugly joined the chat room. Ugly left the chat room. Huginn: THat was ugly. ::[TimQuote <1078>] :: [17:14] <ChristyM> be back soon [17:14] <ChristyM> have some choirs to do [17:14] <Eleanor> you're doing a whole choir? [17:14] * Eleanor roffles ::[TimQuote <1079>] :: <@Anoria> I think once I'm married I'm just going to give creative sex as a present for every occasion so I don't have to shop ::[TimQuote <1080>] :: [20:12] <zemarl> thats what happens when you're naked, freshly wanked and alone [20:12] <ChristyM> yum cheerios ::[TimQuote <1081>] :: <Mockingbird> I guess nobody really spends much time on the forum though...'cept me. <alexf1> this chat has a forum? fuck! ::[TimQuote <1082>] :: [12:38:50] <Sturmis> I is sick - [12:38:57] <Raphael> OH MY GOD YOU SPOKE - [12:39:05] * Raphael has quit IRC (Quit: HEART ATTACK) - [12:39:29] * Raphael has joined #btts - [12:39:30] <Sturmis> I is speakin in ur irc killing ur heart ::[TimQuote <1083>] :: [23:35:16] <baltaje> what is this chat coming to! -- [23:35:26] <baltaje> i leave for one day and everyone goes and has LIVES ::[TimQuote <1084>] :: <jessia> wow, 3.5/4 federal political parties in canada want to abolish the senate totally :: that would be a big change :: <alexnotdoom> it was in star wars, at least ::[TimQuote <1085>] :: Anoria spent a good portion of today reading, looking at, and watching porn and has decided that none of it's good enough and she's just going to have to wait for the real thing ::[TimQuote <1086>] :: <RonniDolorosa> here's the article, Jess http://burntheladle.livejournal.com/255893.html <RonniDolorosa> only read when you have time, it's quite long <jessia> ooer thank goodness for plagarism ::[TimQuote <1087>] :: [14:23] <jessia> there is a catholic nun in my family [14:23] <jessia> she's got a phd in, umm... the bible ::[TimQuote <1088>] :: [15:11] <jessia> i don't want to be a "fuck god" sort of non-believer in god [15:11] <jessia> i'm more "ehh god" [15:11] <jessia> or like "okay god" [15:11] <jessia> or "that's nice, god" ::[TimQuote <1089>] :: [6:22pm]ââ¬Â¢ Beesi explodes [6:22pm] Beesi: (just for the sake of general entertainment) ::[TimQuote <1090>] :: <alexflux> i cant idn my glasses ::[TimQuote <1091>] :: Anoria: I've been overcome with love for the entire cast, you can excuse mybad typing Raphael: I can indeed. yourbad. Anoria: sorry, mybad ::[TimQuote <1092>] :: [23:43:27] <Duncan> I owned at smash bros :P -- [23:44:06] <Duncan> I just hit random muttons and I seemed to do well. -- [23:44:29] <Anoria> I'm somehow thinking that could be integrated into the cow-racing game in wii play ::[TimQuote <1093>] :: <@Black_Stache> Yarr! Me plums be needin' some plumbing ::[TimQuote <1094>] :: AaronD: What's the application process for Cambridge like? RonniDolorosa: umm moony: how long are you there for, then? RonniDolorosa: sorry, everyone's talking at once moony: answer me first. I'm leaving. AaronD: Only pay attention to me, then. ::[TimQuote <1095>] :: [21:41] <jessia> tall jewish boy is a toronto girl ::[TimQuote <1096>] :: krebbe: picture of samoyeds - "we're in ur svalbard, confusing ur plotlinez" ::[TimQuote <1097>] :: ââ¬Â¢ moony likes his underarms // heatheradair: why? // moony: ...that's a really weird statement // moony: because they have friendly curly hair! ::[TimQuote <1098>] :: Tomsy joined the chat room. Tomsy: ... Tomsy left the chat room. (*.net *.split) Eleanora: o/ ::[TimQuote <1099>] :: jessia: RONNI YOU GIVE DRUGS TO RAPHAEL'S MUM? ::[TimQuote <1100>] :: RonniDolorosa: I really need to clean the house, we have peolple here moony: people? moony: you're right, you need to clean the house moony: quick, get that Mortein! moony: call pest control! moony: lay traps! moony: we'll have them out of there in no time! ::[TimQuote <1101>] :: TimBot: 3m until stats update can be requested. UrsaeMajoris: why so petty timbot? TimBot: TimBot does not know. ::[TimQuote <1102>] :: Ezekiel_: in 5 minutes i can have sex! Ezekiel_: (and buy a lottery ticket!) ââ¬Â¢ Voldy hurriedly bakes cake* ââ¬Â¢ moony_ looks for candles under the dresser ââ¬Â¢ moony_ finds a condom ââ¬Â¢ moony_ inflates condom Ezekiel_: balloons! ââ¬Â¢ moony_ sticks condom on cake Voldy: Woo! ChristyM: aha moony_: yes, balloons! :D Voldy: This balloon is broken. *frown* ::[TimQuote <1103>] :: Bethan: wow, i *am* licky Bethan: *lucky Bethan: ... moony_: bing! ::[TimQuote <1104>] :: Scratch_Perry> The people of canada can fuck off. |<-- fiddlezem has left quakenet (Quit) ::[TimQuote <1105>] :: <Soapy> thing is, right, I naturally get a half-mohawk from the way I sleep when I have my hair like this ::[TimQuote <1106>] :: <Soapy> thing is, right, I naturally get a half-mohawk from the way I sleep when I have my hair like this <Scratch_Perry> #I want to be a polar bear with pubic hair# <Soapy> makes sense if i can't be bothered to wash it to just make it a proper mohawk. Doesn't it? ::[TimQuote <1107>] :: <@moony> I can't wank <@moony> in a sttraight line <@moony> wait... <@moony> walk! ::[TimQuote <1109>] :: Raphael: Ooh, Alex, the place we're staying at has a New Order vinyl :: Raphael: but just one :: Raphael: although it is very pretty. :: alexdry: replace it with a pancake and ebay it! ::[TimQuote <1110>] :: [20:14:54] <baltaje> roar -- [20:15:08] <Soapy> ROAR -- [20:15:12] <Eleanora> ROAR -- [20:15:20] <Soapy> damn, can't outdo that -- [20:15:35] <Soapy> Eleanor roaring is funny though -- [20:15:41] <Soapy> Since she's so gentle and motherly -- [20:16:01] <Soapy> It's like florence nightingale hacking someone's head off with an axe ::[TimQuote <1111>] :: <moony> It will not be as dramatic as #142, which was really the... what's the word on c? of the storyline <Anoria> climax ;) <moony> climax. :: See, I'm not that dirty :: I forgot climax. <Anoria> you'd have remembered it in a dirty context <moony> Maybe. :: No, actually, I remembered that it was a dirty word :: I just couldn't remember what it was <Anoria> see! <moony> And 'orgasm of the storyline' didn't sound right. :: Ok, so I a ::[TimQuote <1112>] :: <moony> It will not be as dramatic as #142, which was really the... what's the word on c? of the storyline <Anoria> climax ;) <moony> climax. :: See, I'm not that dirty :: I forgot climax. <Anoria> you'd have remembered it in a dirty context <moony> Maybe. :: No, actually, I remembered that it was a dirty word :: I just couldn't remember what it was :: And 'orgasm of the storyline' didn't sound right. :: Ok, so I am that dirty. ::[TimQuote <1113>] :: FelineSeven: by the way, i'm probably the worse scrabble player on the planet :: FelineSeven: worse than illeterates :: heatheradair: illiterates* ::[TimQuote <1114>] :: RonniDolorosa: Oh, if you were going to nominate me for Best Dressed...maybe I should keep it... :: ââ¬Â¢ RonniDolorosa loves 'democracy' ::[TimQuote <1115>] :: (jessia): "WHORE! i forgot my pencil case at home" =( ::[TimQuote <1116>] :: jessia: if god exists, i dont ::[TimQuote <1117>] :: [18:36:35] <@Mockingbird> I didn't like Dublin. The rest of Dublin was soooo lovely. ::[TimQuote <1118>] :: Huginn: Unless the guy's uncannily mature, best thing to do is smack him with a lead pipe. :: RonniDolorosa: in the conservatory :: Huginn: Yes, Bee's friend in the conservatory with the lead pipe. ::[TimQuote <1119>] :: <Jaya> BUT you are on conversation terms with this girl and you like her? :: <eggnostic> yeah :: she goes to college after this year, and she has a boyfriend now :: <Jaya> Stab him. :: Uh. :: Send her a valentine. :: That's what I meant. ::[TimQuote <1120>] :: Anoria: cannot haz the watchings :( ::[TimQuote <1121>] :: Brynjar: ugh, my stomach's feeling rebellious :: Mockingbird: Lmao! :: Mockingbird: Ground your stomach and take away phone priveleges. :: Brynjar: I tried that last week :: Brynjar: stomachs today... ::[TimQuote <1122>] :: blinky: it's true, bitches are worse than dehydration ::[TimQuote <1123>] :: *heatheradair is horny *Eleanor approaches heatheradair from behind. ::[TimQuote <1124>] :: (following timquote 247) [21:54:13] <Jaya> Jesus had a big staff? - [21:54:48] <Leifr> i imagine the son of god would be well endowed - [21:54:50] <Leifr> one of the perks - [21:55:37] <Jaya> I was talking about the number of disciples he had. - [21:55:43] <Jaya> You're so inappropriate, leif :/ ::[TimQuote <1125>] :: [20:52] <alexsp> i probably wish for each year not to suck as much as the last, but that hasn't come true in like 10 years so this year i'll probably wish for fire to rain down from the sky ::[TimQuote <1126>] :: Leif: wow awkward :: Leif: my housefellow walked in the room while i was in the middle of photoshopping a wig onto one of my pictures... ::[TimQuote <1127>] :: alexsp: i found a new line the other day, "accidentally touching fingers is the holding hands for losers", cos i was giving a set of keys to mia who works in the hotel restaurant, and our fingers touched, and i was like omg that was awesome we're practically married now ::[TimQuote <1128>] :: alexsp: you know it's the 00's when instead of signing off online to go to class, you sign off online to go FROM class ::[TimQuote <1129>] :: alexsp: mac to windows ... is like your little brother who has an emo haircut and listens to the shins so automatically he feels he's 9x cooler than you, but really he's just an upstart little shit who needs a smack on the face Anoria: add in that he takes art classes because mac thinks it's artsier than windows ::[TimQuote <1130>] :: alexsp: there was once a fellow named raphhie / a swell young li'l sraffie / he pasted limericks / but dawn's time went to nix / so ended an evening of laughy ::[TimQuote <1131>] :: "Life is clearly just a series of events to distract from humanity's main purpose: watching Buffy." - Ronni ::[TimQuote <1132>] :: blinky: girls are a pain in the ass blinky: they cough all over shit blinky: get you sick blinky: then use up all the cough medicine ::[TimQuote <1133>] :: [22:42:36] Aubrey: me, michael, and tomm in a buttsex train? :: ::[TimQuote <1134>] :: <Raphael> It's #356 :P <Raphael> http://xkcd.com/365/ <Anoria> lysdexic arphlea. <Beesi> would you say "arf-lee" or "arf-leyah"? <Raphael> I'd say arphlea. ::[TimQuote <1135>] :: Mockingbird: There are no do-overs in life! :: alexsp: sure there are :: alexsp: like if you marry the wrong person. just kill them. mistake solved ::[TimQuote <1136>] :: <alexsp> who needs an xbox when you can have a goat. they will give you milk. and meat (when you get sick of goat milk). and company (while they aren't meat on your plate). andyou can use them when you daughter gets married, to pay for whatever costs ::[TimQuote <1137>] :: [13:39] RonniDolorosa: I wasn't being insensitive, I just completely forgot because I was drunk. ::[TimQuote <1138>] :: * jessia defriends andrew banchich because he's not a sexy bitch ::[TimQuote <1139>] :: <@ally> I just realised how "corrupted" btts has made me. I'm on another forum and people are talking about masturbation and NO ONE admits to doing it, when it's so obvious everyone does <@Leif> another forum?! <@blinky> another forum? <@blinky> I thought... <@blinky> we were exclusive? <@Leif> but... <@Leif> :O <@ally> I love how that's what you guys notice first ::[TimQuote <1140>] :: :: -- <blinky> zero. ::[TimQuote <1141>] :: [01:09] <ally> I don't have a pussy :( ::[TimQuote <1142>] :: Raphael: I need a shower, a haircut, a good sleep and possibly a vasectomy. :: Raphael: I don't know what a vasectomy is but I'm sure I'd look the better for it. :: Barnabat: Hahaha :: Raphael: Oh. :: Raphael: Oh that's what a vasectomy is. :: ââ¬Â¢ Raphael looks around awkwardly. :: Raphael: I'll pass on the vasectomy, please. ::[TimQuote <1143>] :: Bellerophon: What's a setsquare? :: Brynjar: a mathematical lie! :: Bellerophon: Like imaginary numbers? :: Brynjar: yes :: Bellerophon: Oh, ok. ::[TimQuote <1144>] :: alexsp: crap, i might have missed someone :: alexsp: everyone sorta made an impression :: alexsp: bam bam dance dance yeah dont dance bam bam suckered in bam bam dancde :: Anoria: ...are you drunker than usual, alex? ::[TimQuote <1145>] :: Anoria: rickroll has no chance to survive make your time ::[TimQuote <1146>] :: <moony> !timquote add jessia: !stats :: TimBot left the chat room. (*.net *.split) <moony> Oh, right, still no TimBot. <moony> ...well I look like a total moron now... ::[TimQuote <1147>] :: [23:05:26] <Mockingbird> ...sometimes, I don't understand the things that Dawn-Raphael-Michael type. :: Like...SGR...and BSG...and Brawl? :: What are these things? I don't know. But it comforts me to read them. ::[TimQuote <1148>] :: (Anoria): bestiality is more fun to discuss loudly in public places than on the internet * Anoria is late (heatheradair): dawn's pregnant?! (krebbe): from a horse? (Anoria): yes, I'm expecting a centaur next january ::[TimQuote <1149>] :: alexsp: yes! long hard painful practice of boozing! :: moony: Surely boozing isn't long, hard and painful? :: alexsp: it can be. but it can also be short, flaccid, and relieving :: Anoria: short and flaccid referring to the way you have to be after spending long years of practice boozing. ::[TimQuote <1150>] :: Sturmis: why are you listening to crappy Euro music Ralph!?! :: moony: Jess made me. :: moony: But I *like* O-zone. :: moony: Am I of the Dark Side now? :: Sturmis: yes you are moony :: Sturmis: dark side of the moony ::[TimQuote <1151>] :: jessia: japanese boy likes detroit 'cause they won in '94 :: Anoria: what's important about '94 jess? :: jessia: detroit won ::[TimQuote <1152>] :: Jaya: Aysha and I used to do silly things. :: ... :: Jaya: Eat an entire bag of fudge. :: Jaya: Then steal all the UHT milk (you know the type that comes in little plastic things with a seal) from various cafes. :: Jaya: I mean, it's in a basket....it's there for people to use. :: Jaya: They don't expect people to pay for it. :: Jaya: Obviously we were discreet. :: Jaya: ...ish. :: AaronD: ish? :: Jaya: Well we were hyper on fudg ::[TimQuote <1153>] :: [7:35pm] Soapy: some woman just demanded i go on webcam to prove I was female and then went on webcam herself and was topless ::[TimQuote <1154>] :: alexsp: crap gotta go. we were moving furni and it fell on mom's toe and now she's all IT'S BROKEN IT's BROKEN (which it might be) and she wants to email someone about something. bbl :: alexsp left the chat room. (Quit: FAILED) :: Grovie: that's what I'd do if something fell on my toe... e-mail someone ::[TimQuote <1155>] :: Brynjar: then she keeps buggering me in each class after we've been supposed to read some chapters in the textbook, "this text's so difficult!!" // heatheradair: oh my // heatheradair: bugging me in class* ::[TimQuote <1156>] :: <Anoria> mario in 3D is danged pretty.* UrsaeMajoris oggles anoria <UrsaeMajoris> what? <UrsaeMajoris> he's a plumber <Anoria> I mean the game! ::[TimQuote <1157>] :: alexsp: i am personally turned on only by blue skinned aliens, and the common african zebra. so all you people who are turned on by fellow humans ... brr :: Jaya: Emma Watson is now a common african zebra, is she? :: alexsp: when she's chained to my basement wall i can paint her with stripes ::[TimQuote <1158>] :: alexsp: crap, got pissed and lost my bike. will have to go tomorrow to try and find it downtown ::[TimQuote <1159>] :: ââ¬Â¢ Imperial wishes more of his stuff would explode :: Imperial: A good excuse to upgrade ::[TimQuote <1160>] :: Bethan: i miss #btts sex conversations // Peterkind: damn you, smut fiend! ::[TimQuote <1161>] :: [00:00] <Imperial> If you could be attracted to someone that smells like manure all the time, then I suppose my sister is "hot" ::[TimQuote <1162>] :: Imperial: I don't think a woman can cause gayness. :: Imperial: I'm pretty sure that's caused by a man ::[TimQuote <1163>] :: [04:02] <Raphael> I can never get comfortable with a laptop in bed. ::[TimQuote <1164>] :: RonniDolorosa: Okay, it's complicated, I'll need to explain a few things. :: RonniDolorosa left the chat room. (Excess Flood) ::[TimQuote <1165>] :: <welcomeghosts> summer holiday family trip, or espionage mission for the grand kingdom of iceland in preparation for an all out attack to widen the empire? <RonniDolorosa> Ooh, it's Alex. <RonniDolorosa> Sorry, I only just realised. ::[TimQuote <1166>] :: <Mockingbird> At least I can spell "Maurauding" :: <Mockingbird> Well, not that time. ::[TimQuote <1167>] :: RonniDolorosa: The Hills are alive with the sound of gnawing ::[TimQuote <1168>] :: [21:23] <Raphael> Yes, I have a perfectly straight penis. [21:23] <Darragh> how do you look around corners without getting spotted? ::[TimQuote <1169>] :: [Why #btts is awesome] Soapy: we are trying to fix the injustices in copyright laws by going Marxist via zombies ::[TimQuote <1170>] :: <Mockingbird> It's just so hard with history because of historical fiction and sensalization...to know the truth. <Mockingbird> And even the truth according to historians is rough...'cause we weren't there and there was no youtube. ::[TimQuote <1171>] :: Soapy: maybe I will murder him and make it look like an accident :: Soapy: I want KFC.. ::[TimQuote <1172>] :: <Brynjar> wow, cock can mean quite a deal of things ::[TimQuote <1173>] :: <Raphael> !!!! :: Oh my god! :: There was an external CD drive in the laptop bag! :: Eeee! :: That is so cool! :: Sometimes, being a geek is its own reward. ::[TimQuote <1174>] :: platypus_: whoa this gnat is all up in my business ::[TimQuote <1175>] :: Bethan: do i go to bed and rick not being able to get up, or just stay awake? :: Bethan: ... :: Bethan: *risk :: Anoria: roll. ::[TimQuote <1176>] :: Raphael: Mum took our Russian house guests to the national park a few days ago and they were attacked by an emu. :: Raphael: It stole a sandwich and a cup of juice. :: Jaya: My mum took our guests to Ilford just a few days ago and they were attacked by a chav. :: Jaya: It stole a sandwich and a cup of juice. ::[TimQuote <1177>] :: moony: Very original gore. With nanotubes! ::[TimQuote <1178>] :: moony: Very original gore. With nanotubes! moony: Nano-gore! Brynjar: that's very small gore isn't it? Peterkin: and reflected laser beams ::[TimQuote <1179>] :: moony: Sraffies, assess these symptoms: :: moony: Bad headache :: moony: Possible temperature :: moony: Bone aches :: moony: Coughing. :: RonniDolorosa: Flu. :: Ian: it could be *lupus* ::[TimQuote <1180>] :: Anoria: my computer is making me hot because of its contact with my bare legs. ::[TimQuote <1181>] :: Bethan: noooom firefox is being weird :: Bethan: *hits it* :: Bethan left the chat room. (Read error: Connection reset by peer) ::[TimQuote <1182>] :: <Imperial> well, with girls you can't just punch them in the face for being an idiot :: you have to try and understand ::[TimQuote <1183>] :: [11:02:03] <@Imperial> how exactly is a person alliterated? ::[TimQuote <1184>] :: [01:43] <Bethan> a lot of weird things happened when i was in year sex ::[TimQuote <1185>] :: [22:15:58] <@Nially> how into this girl are you? -- [22:16:04] <@Nially> on a scale of 1 to full retard -- [22:16:11] <@Imperial> currently, full retard. ::[TimQuote <1186>] :: capn_zem: i refuse to deny myself the greatest pleasure in life and the purpose for living. // Nially: chocolate? ::[TimQuote <1187>] :: [16:52:46] <@capn_zem> morning... [16:54:18] <@Jaya> Morning. [16:55:36] <@Imperial> morn [16:55:41] <seanita> mo [16:57:35] <@Leiff> m ::[TimQuote <1188>] :: Brynjar feels completely spent :: Anoria: ...did you have fun without us, bryn? ::[TimQuote <1189>] :: [00:39] Jaya: I want a hot guy. [00:39] Jaya: Someone set me up. [00:39] Imperial: I would do like 5 inches? [00:40] Jaya: I was thinking more like 5cm. ::[TimQuote <1190>] :: <@Raphae1> Don't think sticking a penis in your mouth can be awful really... ::[TimQuote <1191>] :: <@alexsp> I'M NOT A TURTLEFUCKER ::[TimQuote <1192>] :: Duncan`: Threesomes only work if it's girl, girl, guy. :: RonniDolorosa: Yeah, so that's why I'm SingleRonni ::[TimQuote <1193>] :: raphael: How many organisations of that kind does the US have? :: raphael: FBI, CIA, NSA... any others? :: Anoria: far, far too many. :: Beesi: we collect them, i think ::[TimQuote <1194>] :: Anoria: I'm going to go to bed so there's some hope of me waking up before the guys tomorrow so I have a chance to get married. ::[TimQuote <1195>] :: blinky: I JUST CREAMED MY PANTS ::[TimQuote <1196>] :: UrsaeMajoris: not tonight, I'm really tired for not having done anything tomorrow // Afasia: oh my // Anoria: yeah time travel takes a lot out of you :P ::[TimQuote <1197>] :: [19:26:31] <capn_zem> i don't have orange jam. i have orange juice... and tea. ::[TimQuote <1198>] :: [19:26:31] <capn_zem> i don't have orange jam. i have orange juice... and tea. [19:26:44] <alexsp> JUST LIKE IN THE THREAD ::[TimQuote <1199>] :: <Sibylle> I don't even know why I posted on BttS in the first place, I swear, it was SO impressive seen from afar (not that it's not impressive now) <Sibylle> But seriously, I don't know if you realize how it looks to an outsider <Sibylle> It's like walking into the Star Wars fandom with your regular clothes ::[TimQuote <1200>] :: <Sibylle> Who's Q? <Huginn> An entity from the Q continuum, known for making havoc in the universe and especially for Captain Picard. <Sibylle> Oh. ::[TimQuote <1201>] :: ally_: i'm looking up baby animal pictures and ranking them on how much i want to eat them. that's not sane. ::[TimQuote <1202>] :: <Sibylle> I have never seen a forum so elite in my life, and I've been on a lot of forums <Brynjar> we're 1007 <Brynjar> 1337 <Brynjar> I fail ::[TimQuote <1203>] :: [16:31] <ally_> right, a vampire with nothing in his system but venom gets a girl pregnant. BIOLOGY FTW ::[TimQuote <1204>] :: Raphael: How many lockers do you have, Sean? :S :: blinky: one for each dead body. ::[TimQuote <1205>] :: ally_: too much chat! is there such a thing? :: ally_: no. :: ââ¬Â¢ ally_ just had a conversation with herself... uh oh. ::[TimQuote <1206>] :: [01:45] <alexsp> my romantic notions got me 235923 friend zones. i should also switch. to nailgun butchery ::[TimQuote <1207>] :: <DROID> 57. itshole? --- <ally_> shithole --- <alexsp> LOL --- <krebbe> shithole --- <Oodaaq> lol --- <ally_> LOL --- <heatheradair> hostile --- <DROID> Winner: heatheradair --- <krebbe> holiest --- <heatheradair> we ALL saw ââ¬Åshitholeââ¬Â ::[TimQuote <1208>] :: <Anoria> I wonder if heather's broccoli follows the fibbonacci sequence. ::[TimQuote <1209>] :: [13:10] <Huginn> What's shaking around here? [13:11] <Anoria> that coke addict in the corner ::[TimQuote <1210>] :: <Huginn> What's shaking around here? [13:11] <Anoria> that coke addict in the corner ::[TimQuote <1211>] :: <blinky> POOP, Ali, POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP :: <blinky> POOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOoOoOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooop ::[TimQuote <1212>] :: Anoria: ronni does not want to be philed? ::[TimQuote <1213>] :: <blinky> hah, Ali has a penis. :: <blinky> delicious ::[TimQuote <1214>] :: <alexsp> that'll be five hundred smackeroos for my expert advice :: * blinky smacks Alex five hundred times :: <blinky> close enough? :: <alexsp> hit me baby one more time ::[TimQuote <1215>] :: <a few hours ago, I nearly got raped by an animated disembodied pelvis> ::[TimQuote <1216>] :: <Bellerophon> When my father went to visit my mother's parents after getting engaged, they made him sleep in the basement with 15 kids. My dad, being from Brooklyn, terrified the sweet midwestern children by threatening them with death if they touched his stuff. ::[TimQuote <1217>] :: DROID: OS: Windows XP Professional, Service Pack 3 (5.1 - 2600) | Connection: Cable | CPU: 1-Intel Pentium 4, 1503MHz, 256KB (0% Load) | RAM 984/1536MB (64.06%) | Graphics Card: LogMeIn Mirror Driver | Resolution: 1280x800 16bit | Last restart: 3?Weeks 4?Days 6?Hours 22?Minutes 11?Seconds | Record uptime: 11?Weeks 3?Days 1?Hour 33?Minutes 24?Seconds. // DROID: oops ::[TimQuote <1218>] :: Anoria: I peel logs for three hours at a time, does that count? // UrsaeMajoris: so, would you say that your an expert at handling wood? // Anoria: I am an expert at using knives on wood, if that's what you mean :) ::[TimQuote <1219>] :: <capn_zem> all srafmales, consider yourselves lucky you don't need to wear bras. <Brynjar> we don't need bras? <Brynjar> but I've always... ::[TimQuote <1220>] :: <alexsp> yep still light in the northeastern sky. meaning there's no darkness anymore. NOOOOOOOOO. the demons of light have fortification i cannot break! :: <Jaya> Are you sure it's sunlight? :: <Jaya> And not the constant burning glow of a thousand fairies in a furnace or something. ::[TimQuote <1221>] :: [00:56] <alexsp> no god dammit! santa is officially in FINLAND! not sweden or iceland ::[TimQuote <1222>] :: [03:22] Imperiopolis: is michigan internet just faulty? [03:22] Anoriaway: no, our router is[03:23] * Imperiopolis keeps getting kicked off too [03:24] *** Imperiopolis has signed off IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer). [03:25] *** Anoria has signed off IRC (Ping timeout). ::[TimQuote <1223>] :: <Sibylle> I thought we had till your father got home ::[TimQuote <1224>] :: <Imperiopolis> i think dawn and I taught you about furries, ali :: if I recall :: <ally_> yeah that sounds about right, nathan :: <Brynjar> mmm, I haven't had a bear for nearly two months ::[TimQuote <1225>] :: /Anoria attempts to fix lag/ |<-- Anoria has left quakenet (Read error: EOF from client) ::[TimQuote <1226>] :: Raphael left the chat room. (Quit: Now the question is, is the full moon *inside* me? (And damnit, the D&D definition of 'were' means 'turns into'. As in, wererat, weretiger, werebear (<3) and my favourite bastardisation of the phrase, 'wolfwere', a wolf who turns into a... man? Well that one actually works.) And yes, I *am* a whole world of man. ) ::[TimQuote <1227>] :: [08:20] <@ally-> nathan and ali running around naked and blindfolded while dawn snaps pictures while also naked? yay srafcon. ::[TimQuote <1228>] :: [22:35:52] <alexnom> i'm, too sexy for this oatmeal ::[TimQuote <1229>] :: * Imp`work loves eating the moose turds ::[TimQuote <1230>] :: [17:23] <@aliworks> oh, how i love being old enough to have sex with very old men! ::[TimQuote <1231>] :: Raphael_: If I get a naked UAI I expect photos from Bee, Heather, Dawn, Ali, and Sean. // Raphael_: ::[TimQuote <1232>] :: Heather: how much facial moisturizer am I likely to...? :: Alex [appearing otherwise asleep]: I've got some facial moisturizer right here ::[TimQuote <1233>] :: [01:52] <Nially> I Just Had To Fuck my younger Step Sister ::[TimQuote <1234>] :: <alexatwork> find out where they're attempting a world/country/state/county/city/village record for largest sandwich :: then jaya can swim in sandwich. swim for gold! ::[TimQuote <1235>] :: <ally> heather why are you two both so good looking? <heatheradair> it's a rule ::[TimQuote <1236>] :: <ally> SPOCK SEX PLZ ::[TimQuote <1237>] :: 00:15:36 <@ally> i've been meatspinned one too many times ::[TimQuote <1238>] :: [01:41] <Anoria> YES WE LOVE PENISES. ::[TimQuote <1239>] :: <@Anoria> poke him again? multiple times? elsewhere? harder? ::[TimQuote <1240>] :: 12:59:40 * ally just got a girlboner at instrumental Map of the Problematique ::[TimQuote <1241>] :: <Zach22> !Timbotquote ::[TimQuote <1242>] :: [03:01:09] <ally> http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxfwd5py751qzjtmpo1_400.gif cuuuuute! it's that time at night/morning where the reality of how screwed i am sets in so i decide to look at kittens instead of studying ::[TimQuote <1243>] :: 22:49 <@Soapy> so if anyone talks to me about.. say... feelings or sex or depression I'm like "Yeah that's lovely, do you want pizza?" ::[TimQuote <1244>] :: Anoria: galaxy sex. ::[TimQuote <1245>] :: <alexatwork> jesus fuckin' christ :: finland usa semi is on... :: * msuphy (msuphy@13-165-87.client.wireless.msu.edu) has joined #btts :: <alexatwork> here it comes... <msuphy> SUCK IT FINLAD ::[TimQuote <1246>] :: <@Soapyy> I am still really horny ::[TimQuote <1247>] :: 21:43:56 <@Anoria> wtf. I just fell momentarily half-asleep and, in that moment, tried to calculate the cross product of a magnetic field and a swear word. ::[TimQuote <1248>] :: 00:50 <@ally> i had the weirdest dream. a baby raccoon was living in my closet, and i went to go get it out because i thought it was diseased, but someone told me it moved out already and then pointed to this slutty girl and said "that's it" so somehow the baby raccoon grew up to be a slutty girl ::[TimQuote <1249>] :: <alex-irl> It's like I'm a father, and you're all my children and all Nazis, except one day you're not Nazis and you like Star Trek. ::[TimQuote <1250>] :: <alex-irl> I AM NOT A PORCUPINE FUCKER ::[TimQuote <1251>] :: [23:17] <nanaki> can do it with a prick on the finger steffi / [23:17] <nanaki> I've one ::[TimQuote <1252>] :: 00:04:50 <@Jaya> And we got poked in different places. ::[TimQuote <1253>] :: 16:00:37 <@Dawn-labs> I just finished writing down the answer to a question on this paper and then went to hit ctrl+s. On the paper. ::[TimQuote <1254>] :: 02:36:13 <@SecretSomeone> I never actually figured out how to timquote something ::[TimQuote <1255>] :: <SecretSomeone> haha. I like to hear jaya fuck in real life ::<SecretSomeone> um ::<SecretSomeone> say fuck :: <@Anoria> :D ::<SecretSomeone> even :<SecretSomeone> and I'd :: <@Brynjar> the sound effects are great :: <SecretSomeone> not I :: *@Anoria pats nikki and tugs her dress back down over her freudian slip. ::[TimQuote <1256>] :: 16:53:16 <@Anoria> suction cup dildo. ::[TimQuote <1257>] :: <Jaya> I've done lesbians. ::[TimQuote <1258>] :: <Bethan> i don't trust myself with something that can quite easily kill people :: which is why i'm not a knife thrower :: otherwise, i'd have joined the circus by now ::[TimQuote <1259>] :: <@Anoria> mmmm. pursuit. <@zemarl> YAY stalkstalkstalk <@Anoria> to facebook! ::[TimQuote <1260>] :: <msuphy> NYET :: NEIN :: NO :: NO :: (second one was spanish) ::[TimQuote <1261>] :: < Soapy> My Nikki is having a nap. If I stroke her she makes "mm" sounds. <@Huginn> Just where are you stroking her, Sophie? ::[TimQuote <1262>] :: "between us we're fully dressed" - steffi ::[TimQuote <1263>] :: 00:56:21 <@zemarl> well you can kiss someone on any part of the body 0:-) ::[TimQuote <1264>] :: (follow-up to quote 905) <ally> is there an actual term for a masculine harem? :: <Kitty_> Yes, that's what I'm going to attempt to figure out. :: <Kitty_> I have some idea of how it might work, but I don't know how it would open at the end. ::[TimQuote <1265>] :: 23:52:49 <@RonniDolorosa> I don't know what song to link you to, Alex, to give you the most representative snog ::[TimQuote <1266>] :: [17:28] <BethanDinner> huh, apparently my internet connection is strongest in the kitchen [17:30] <Brynjar> heh [17:30] <Brynjar> Clearly it knows where your place is! [17:30] * Brynjar runs off before he gets torn apart ::[TimQuote <1267>] :: 18:27:47 <@allywork> i'd wank to the harry potter ::[TimQuote <1268>] :: <@ally> but once i get my sister drunk, you can come party in our hotel if you like :) ::[TimQuote <1269>] :: Brynjar: I love these kind of town names.. :: Brynjar: Something upon wherever :: Raphael: London upon Thames! :: RonniDolorosa: Canberra-upon-Lake-Full-of-E-coli ::[TimQuote <1270>] :: <@Binni> just gag it with condoms! ::[TimQuote <1271>] :: @RonniDolorosa 'S ANCESTOR WAS A COW THIEF ::[TimQuote <1272>] :: [04:43] <RonniDolorosa> I can't see out of my eyes ::[TimQuote <1273>] :: <@Mockingbird> But I haven't kissed his nipples yet, Heather. It's supernew. ::[TimQuote <1274>] :: 17:43:04 <@Mockingbird> I can't wait to whip it out. ::[TimQuote <1275>] :: <@Mockingbird> If I die, I'd rather die pressed up against a handsome man's penis. ::[TimQuote <1276>] :: <Mockingbird> If I die, I'd rather die pressed up against a handsome man's penis. ::[TimQuote <1277>] :: <@SecretSomeone> I can't stop thinking about having sex with Soapy, which is a bit awkward because I'm watching TV with her Mum. :/ ::[TimQuote <1278>] :: [05:46] <@ally> i can't find a butt fanpage. ::[TimQuote <1279>] :: [17:15] <@nanaki> I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe ::[TimQuote <1280>] :: <@ally> um, if he said that to me i'd be like "OKAY, GANGBANG ME ALL YOU LIKE" ::[TimQuote <1281>] :: <@ally> get me drunk enough and i bet it would happen. ::[TimQuote <1282>] :: <@ally> i kept stripping in front of heather, lol ::[TimQuote <1283>] :: <@Duncan`> My girlfriend is making lesbians as well ::[TimQuote <1284>] :: <@alexchampion> thanks. i'm sipping gin straight from the bottle now, to make up for lost manliness ::[TimQuote <1285>] :: <@heatheradair> where is callum? dinner is ready for him! <@Bethan> he's shitting out a baby for you, heather ::[TimQuote <1286>] :: nanaki: I love animals, I feel it's worth noting, I wouldn't kick a god ::[TimQuote <1287>] :: nanaki: I love animals, I feel it's worth noting, I wouldn't kick a god :: dog* ::[TimQuote <1288>] :: <alex> i have star trek underwear, why can't i undo this ::[TimQuote <1289>] :: * ally puts on her amy costume :: * Bethan molests ally :: <@ally> yeah i didn't actually put it on, i just wanted to be molested ::[TimQuote <1290>] :: <@ally> i should go into the porn industry, maybe ::[TimQuote <1291>] :: <@Jaya> RONNI'S BREASTS ::[TimQuote <1292>] :: <@allyzemarl> i'm gay for you, ronni ::[TimQuote <1293>] :: * Bee` likes boobs :: <@Bee`> they're super fun ::[TimQuote <1294>] :: [21:08] <@Bee`> aslex is mya fVAROUTE! ::[TimQuote <1295>] :: <msuphy> Bee likes a RONSICLE! ::[TimQuote <1296>] :: <@Bethan> she looks fun to party with http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6yeq98tfg1qby81do1_500.jpg :: <@RonniDolorosa> she looks drunk off her face :: <@RonniDolorosa> i...like it? ::[TimQuote <1297>] :: ââ¬Â¢ ally goes to paint ::[TimQuote <1298>] :: ââ¬Â¢ ally goes to paint :: alexander1: paint what? :: alexander1: that was random... :: ââ¬Â¢ alexander1 goes to fly :: ââ¬Â¢ msuphy goes to take his pants off ::[TimQuote <1299>] :: <@Bethan> i want a chuck :: <@Brynjar> heh, replace all variations of "fuck" with "chuck" ::[TimQuote <1300>] :: <Jaya> shagenfreude: when you feel pleased that other people had bad sex ::[TimQuote <1301>] :: <RonniCooking> I hate eating anything with wood. ::[TimQuote <1302>] :: Anoria: I'm ok with the lips and assholes :: Bethan: they are really delicious, though ::[TimQuote <1303>] :: <@Jaya> My nipples are kept indoors! ::[TimQuote <1304>] :: * Anoria would fire nathan fillion's rifle from a kneeling position ... ::[TimQuote <1305>] :: [talking about celebrities we'd like to marry] <alexander0> and then it was my turn and all i could think of was jackie chan. REALLY? I'D MARRY JACKIE CHAN? WAY TO BE GAY, ALEX ::[TimQuote <1306>] :: [05:32] <@jessia> my wall keeps falling on my floor =( [05:33] <@Bee> that sounds.... reallly problematic ::[TimQuote <1307>] :: * alexander0 shakes cane at callum :: * krebbe burns cane :: (alexander0): great, now i can't walk :: * Peter_IDUS shakes coffin at caaz :: * krebbe burns coffin :: (Peter_IDUS): great, now i can't die ::[TimQuote <1308>] :: <@Jaya> May as well skip the toast and butter me up? ::[TimQuote <1309>] :: <heatheradair> you should have batted your lashes and then cursed him with your magic wang ::[TimQuote <1310>] :: [12:58] <Bethan> what did you think? / [12:58] <ally> lots and lots of wine ::[TimQuote <1311>] :: <@lexie> lol yes. thought i was going to puke at first but all went well. ::[TimQuote <1312>] :: <@lexi_> i've somehow misplaced TWO bottles of booze in the past hour or so. not in freezer, not in fridge. okay ... not on kitchen counter either, wtf? not anywhere else i can see. WTF?? :: [3 minutes later] omg i just remmebered, i hid them from myself earlier. saying "ha ha drunk alex won't find these. he needs to go out tonight". and ... it worked. no idea where i put them. time to ransack this goddam place ::[TimQuote <1313>] :: [09:18] <@ally> my diaries smell like lube. ::[TimQuote <1314>] :: <@ally> ever wonder how Hagrid's parents had sex? Did she use him as a dildo or something? Or did he crawl in, jack off, and... you know. would've been the easiest delivery for her though. ::[TimQuote <1315>] :: <Huginn> The human body has multiple orifices that can be utilized at any given time. Isn't that what sharing means? ::[TimQuote <1316>] :: Raphael: !orgy :: alexander1: i'd like to be plankton ::[TimQuote <1317>] :: <alexander0> i don't want lyra huffing glue or unrolling condoms in her mouth! ::[TimQuote <1318>] :: [00:30] <@Jaya> A tram crashes onto the street and kills everyone. [00:30] <@jessia> ooer [00:30] <@jessia> that's lovely ::[TimQuote <1319>] :: <@Brynjar> make fuck not war ::[TimQuote <1320>] :: <@Bethan> as long as i'm on top, i don't mind ::[TimQuote <1321>] :: [23:05] <Bee`> i hate having to pee [23:06] <Bee`> um. also hate people dying... ::[TimQuote <1322>] :: <msuphy> must eat something healthy....balls ::[TimQuote <1323>] :: <Anoria>you have full authorization to misrepresent me to strangers in order to get out of unpleasant social obligations :P ::[TimQuote <1324>] :: <@Raphael_> Oh god Steely Dan is a terrifying name for a dildo. :: With the right equipment :: And the right painkillers... ::[TimQuote <1325>] :: <alexander0> five iron frenzy were the shit in the late 90s. after that, not so much :: <Anoria> your face was the shit in the late 80s, alex. after that, not so much ::[TimQuote <1326>] :: <alexander0> i'[m not fucking mundungus! // <heatheradair> i didn't ask you to fuck mundungus :P // <nanaki> things alex doesn't fuck: turtles, mundungus fletcher // <alexander0> that is correct nanaki // <alexander0> also: girls // <alexander0> BAAYYMM ::[TimQuote <1327>] :: [on isketch] "heatheradair found soapy's "lemon drop""" ::[TimQuote <1328>] :: [13:36] <alexander0> YUM I HAVE SOME IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW / [13:36] <alexander0> OR DID. I SWALLOWED ::[TimQuote <1329>] :: Raphael_: I want a bunker ::[TimQuote <1330>] :: <@RonniDolorosa> Come and join us in our dystopian orgy! ::[TimQuote <1331>] :: <@ally> i want to get another sex cause mine is falling apart ::[TimQuote <1332>] :: [05:51] <@alexander0> you know you've had too much coffee when you're headbanging to coldplay ::[TimQuote <1333>] :: zemarl: i'm alright, life's a bit mad. still work at the museum, still deplorably single (although i might've accidentally accepted a date tonight, wtf) :: Raphael_: ...accidentally? :: nanaki: ...accidentally? ::[TimQuote <1334>] :: [23:49] <heatheradair> time to flip the sausages ::[TimQuote <1335>] :: <@ally> it's very stretchy around the waist, they just have a tendency to ride... up // <@Brynjar> ...to infinity and beyond! (Sorry, I'll go wait in the corner) ::[TimQuote <1336>] :: <@ally> though... sand up the hoohah. hm. ::[TimQuote <1337>] :: 17:46:30 <@heatheradair> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKX4m_l1_Qk does she have a speech impediment, or is that a real sound in welsh? ::[TimQuote <1338>] :: <@Paixe> we have pressed cubans down here. It sounds like slavery but it's really a sandwich. ::[TimQuote <1339>] :: <@ally> ...just read a thread where people were betting which HP director had the largest dick. i think that's enough internet for the evening. ::[TimQuote <1340>] :: <Raphael> Fuck you prescriptive grammarians that's right FUCK YOU ::[TimQuote <1341>] :: <alexander0> a slytherin wearing blue! it's crucio on my heart ::[TimQuote <1342>] :: <@heatheradair> OMG WASHING THE DISHES, <3 CALLUM 032808!!!!!!!!! ::[TimQuote <1343>] :: member:Raphael__: I just come when stuff is on :: member:nanaki: bing ::[TimQuote <1344>] :: <Anoria> if you want me to grope you more, you have but to ask. I've even got the blue gloves. ::[TimQuote <1345>] :: <alexsp> The older I get, the louder the noises I make when I sit down in a chair. ::[TimQuote <1346>] :: <msuphy> hooray sin! ::[TimQuote <1347>] :: <@Kitty_> I hope maybe someone can buy me like an engagement cat instead? ::[TimQuote <1348>] :: [23:56] nanaki I speak englsih / [23:56] nanaki fuck ::[TimQuote <1349>] :: 00:26:16 <Anoria> everyone should have a little bespectacled physicist in them ::[TimQuote <1350>] :: [23:35] msuphy yeah that's the biggest danger of impailment through the throat and choking ::[TimQuote <1351>] :: @heatheradair : i will just assume that if the dog feels happy enough to wank, she's okay :: @heatheradair : keep on wanking, heidi ::[TimQuote <1352>] :: <@bethan> stupid flamboyant gesture i do with a men every time i finish a bullet point ::[TimQuote <1353>] :: <Peterkind> here i am, waiting for the sex // <Peterkind> ... // <Peterkind> story of my life // <Peterkind> ... ::[TimQuote <1354>] :: <@Kitty_> I probably could have kidnapped small children. ::[TimQuote <1355>] :: <@bethan> ow, hand cramp :: <@msuphy> stop diddling yourself bethan! you've got essays to....oh. ::[TimQuote <1356>] :: <@Anoria> fully dressed while nathan is still coding in his boxers... I'm going to smack that boy ::[TimQuote <1357>] :: <nanaki> did you forget pants yesterday, Dawn? <@Anoria> no, but my jeans didn't finish drying last night and so I completed the usually clothed portion of my morning routine sans pantalons <@msuphy> needless to say dawn had a cheeky morning <@Anoria> my panties cannot contain my cheekiness, it's true ::[TimQuote <1358>] :: <@bethan> sheep are awesome ::[TimQuote <1359>] :: (18:41:48) RonniDolorosa: and my sister got fat on the pill\ - (18:43:12) bethan: it fixed my shit periods - (18:43:47) heatheradair: bethan, you shouldn't shit period. period comes from the other hole. :: ::[TimQuote <1362>] :: zemalion: animals are my favourite animal. i want to work with animals but i don't know if there's any job prospects (even after school, but especially after paying for school) ::[TimQuote <1363>] :: <bee> belatedly, babies are cute but boring. they're grapefruits for far too long. :: i plan to get pregrown children so they come with skills ::[TimQuote <1365>] :: <Snek :snake:*>* doing stuff is the worst. i think i was born a retiree ::[TimQuote <1366>] :: *<krebbe>* As a naturalized Floridian, I cannot commit to consistently wearing a mask or even pants in public ::[TimQuote <1367>] :: <bee> Faces really are best viewed from the outside. ::[TimQuote <1368>] :: <bethan> my mam has fractured her foot! poor thing <heatheradair> I desire a photograph of the final product ::[TimQuote <1369>] :: <krebbe> My Google search for erotic Glockenspiel melodies was of limited success ::[TimQuote <1370>] :: raph: I love a nitrogen-rich woman ::